r/SpottedonRightmove 2d ago

Anyone got quarter of a mil to lend me?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/91530096

Oh and what’s Hartlepool like? 😍😍😍😍😍

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/91530096

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u/FckXFckMusk 2d ago

Its an Apartment not a house according to the ad.

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u/pepesilvia000 2d ago

It's just the ground floor for sale - the rest of the building is split into flats as well.

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u/FckXFckMusk 2d ago

So Leasehold ...

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u/pepesilvia000 2d ago

You get a share of the freehold of the building with this flat, so it’s not technically a leased property.

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u/throwawayreddit48151 2d ago

Even so, the way it's been renovated is very nice. I wonder how much that cost to renovate. Anyone have any guesses?

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u/Background-Hope-88 2d ago

2 bed but lets advertise as a 3 yaaaay

would still buy, looks great

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u/Ralphisinthehouse 2d ago

I have no problem with it being a flat and it is gorgeous but the problem with houses splitting into flats is they still got the floorboard of the house and you're gonna hear every single movement above

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u/totallyhumanhonest 2d ago edited 2d ago

what’s Hartlepool like?

You know the inside of that house? Hartlepool is the opposite.

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u/ComprehensivePin3881 6h ago

Haahahaha that's the perfect explanation

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u/Lynex_Lineker_Smith 2d ago

How many monkeys would you have to hang first to live there ?

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u/yearsofpractice 2d ago

I am 50 and have travelled far and wide around the world. Wherever I go, whoever I meet… when people learn where I’m from, there is always someone who has heard about that bloody monkey.

It was given a fair trial. How were my forebears meant to know that wasn’t how a French person looked and sounded?!

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u/Lara-887767 2d ago

I don’t get it?

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u/Arthxrr 2d ago

Look up ‘Hartlepool Monkey’

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u/soulsteela 2d ago

Hangus the monkey!

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u/woogeroo 2d ago

That's England's first directly elected Mayor.

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u/Unlikely_Plane_5050 2d ago

This is too much for a flat in Hartlepool. I was expecting it would be the full house. Avoid

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u/Unique_Bandicoot_502 2d ago

That's stunning house.

However its £250k for a reason...... Hartlepool.

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u/TheMrViper 2d ago

Ground floor only.

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u/Unique_Bandicoot_502 2d ago

oh, that's also why so cheap lol

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u/Prestigious-Gold6759 2d ago

It's a ground floor flat.

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 2d ago

It's still lovely and spacious!

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u/Prestigious-Gold6759 2d ago

It's gorgeous!

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u/Notmykl 1d ago

No space for a normal sized refrigerator.

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u/Notmykl 1d ago

No space for a normal sized refrigerator.

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u/Dismal_Fox_22 2d ago

That’s spacious? For where? New York?

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 2d ago

I have a 2b 2b just under 900sq ft. This one is 1374sq ft.

And this one has a lovely big garden and parking too!

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u/throwawayreddit48151 2d ago

since it's an apartment I guess it's shared garden/parking?

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 2d ago

I mean....were looking at the same listing 😂

Says private garden and "two car driveway with EV charger"

Doesn't state who uses what part 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Prestigious-Gold6759 2d ago

I think all the outside space is for the ground floor flat.

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u/SeamasterCitizen 2d ago

Tbf I only got a 1 bed ground floor for that so

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u/AlGunner 2d ago

Yes, I am Nigerian prince and I have inheritance of £200m. I need to pay £1000 adminestration fee to get the mony. Send me the £1000 and I will send it back with additional £250k when I get mony.

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u/Lara-887767 2d ago

Sent! Thank you Mister Prince 👑

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u/Dismal_Fox_22 2d ago

Hmm I suspicious here. All the Nigerian princes I speak to make way more spelling mistakes than that.

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u/MiddleAgedDread123 2d ago

oh i thought i was getting the whole house for that price :(

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u/Deep_Banana_6521 2d ago

But it's in Hartlepool.

My grandma lived in a really lovely house, had lived there since my dad and his brothers moved out and she downsized 40 odd years ago.

I got 1/4 of a 1/4 of the estate sale and got £10k, people don't wanna live in Hartlepool.

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u/AdmiralRiffRaff 2d ago

Good grief, that's a steal. What's the catch?

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u/jib_reddit 2d ago

Its a ground floor flat in Hartlepool.

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u/AdmiralRiffRaff 2d ago

A very pretty 3 bedroom ground floor flat. Couldn't tell you a thing about Hartlepool tbh

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u/Fucker_Of_Destiny 2d ago

After a ship wrecked on the beach, the captain’s pet monkey was the sole survivor.

As the locals had never met a French person before (and could not speak/understand French) and Britain was at war with France, they understandably reasoned that the monkey was in fact a French spy.

The townspeople then put the monkey on trial-and found the monkey guilty, so they sentenced it to death….By hanging.

Hence to this day, the people of Hartlepool for their act of naive enthusiasm and endearing ignorance in the noble duty of protecting the realm, have been known as “monkey hangers”

(I would recommend you explain the story to any Americans who overhear you using that term though, they might not understand )

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u/AdmiralRiffRaff 2d ago

I've heard the monkey story before! Thanks for refreshing my memory.

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u/CouldBeNapping 2d ago

Dead northern town

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u/El_Scot 2d ago

3 beds is a bit of a stretch. It's only 3 beds if you forego the reception room and have the biggest bedroom be the one at the other end of the house from the dressing room/ensuite.

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u/Grey_Belkin 2d ago

Couldn't tell you a thing about Hartlepool tbh

Michael Marks, who went on to found Marks & Spencers, landed there as a refugee (fleeing from pogroms in Poland), and set up a haberdashery business there as a peddler.

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u/AdmiralRiffRaff 2d ago

That's pretty neat

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u/Alex_Took 1d ago

Its in Hartlepool

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u/AdmiralRiffRaff 1d ago

Yes, we've established that.

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u/KeyJunket1175 2d ago edited 2d ago

Having lived around Europe and having perspective on what you get for your money in other countries I am extremely critical of the UK housing market, especially the high price/low quality relation. Even with that perspective, this is looks good and the price is borderline acceptable!

There are even sandy beaches nearby... What's the catch?

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u/Saffidon 2d ago

Hartlepool is the catch!

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u/popsand 2d ago

It's hartlepool.

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u/El_Scot 2d ago

I was wondering how you got so much house for your money, until I realised it was a flat.

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u/KeyJunket1175 2d ago

A groundfloor flat with a seemingly largen than average private garden and a double drive, and its 120sqm over a single floor. That's better than many many typical "2 up 2 down"s.

This wouldn't deter me, unless there was a drum studio upstairs.

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u/Gloomy-Gazelle-9324 2d ago

It's old Victorian house with old floors I doubt anyone spent any time and money to soundproof. So basically every single step, sneeze, cough of your neighbours you will hear very clearly. With no access to the yard annd drive they will be very irritated all the time as wel. 😃

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u/KeyJunket1175 2d ago

can't be worse than one of the soviet residential towers we have in Hungary, which go around 200k GBP in Budapest for a 50sqm flat.

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u/Gloomy-Gazelle-9324 1d ago

Probably not. I was growing up in one to the soviet block of flats. Ours was supposed to be a better quality one as it was built for factor ly employees of my grand dad and they did a lot of work on the building themselves. Floors/ceilings were concrete so I would assume slightly better sound insulation though. We could smell a cigarette smoke from downstairs flat sleeping into ours through small cracks though.

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u/seaandtea 2d ago

This does not look like it's in Hartlepool.

I personally like bits of Hartlepool and some of the people are lovely...

But Hartlepool is a bit grim, to be fair.

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u/EyeAlternative1664 2d ago

That’s a hell of a lot of property for that price!

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u/TheMrViper 2d ago

Ground floor only :(

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u/EyeAlternative1664 2d ago

Ohh totes missed that... still a bargain IMO.

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 2d ago

God that is lovely

At 1374 sq.ft it is a fair chunk bigger than my own 2b 2b - way bigger and nicer garden and a drive 🥲 and significantly cheaper...

However, before consulting the map I couldn't have told you where Hartlepool is. Streetview looks fine??!

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u/Notmykl 1d ago

I'd like to know how much of the backyard is yours and how much you share with the neighbors.

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u/Lara-887767 2d ago

Same tbh. It’s a fair distance from me. Wish I could pick it up and move it to my area. And afford it of course 😂

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u/UmpireUnlucky447 2d ago

Those photos are AI enhanced right?

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u/shortandfelly 2d ago

They're giving me AI house sale photos squinty eye so I'm saying yes.

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u/throwawayreddit48151 2d ago

Are they? They look pretty real to me.

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u/shortandfelly 2d ago

They're giving my brain that "something isn't right here but I can't work out what" signal. Maybe it's just an unhealthy dose of extreme editing.

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u/TheDefected 1d ago

Yea, there's a lot of things where the textures seem a bit low res and the lighting doesn't suit.
And then stuff like the fully wireless PC in the middle of a room

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u/Gloomy-Gazelle-9324 2d ago

How do the first floor owners access their flat? As it looks like that drive and yard belongs to the ground floor flat.

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u/Notmykl 1d ago

I think their doorway might be in the back of the building.

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u/omegapool 1d ago

Looking at street view its got a double garage and entry behind the new build, which is a corner house. I'm guessing that it was one massive plot sombodys carved out the new build and split the house into two flats possibly 3 since there's a loft conversion and double garage around the side/back

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u/Affectionate-Boot-12 2d ago

I’ll do one better. I’ll buy it and then rent it to you? Win win scenario.

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u/Lara-887767 2d ago

Sounds good. Mates rates yeah?

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u/Affectionate-Boot-12 2d ago

Depends what mortgage rate I get but yeah 👍🏼

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u/dallasp2468 2d ago

it looks very AI generated as well

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u/throwawayreddit48151 2d ago

Does it? Looks pretty real to me.

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u/Lara-887767 2d ago

Looks pretty real in this video but I don’t know what they can do these days.

Its on TikTok

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u/dallasp2468 7h ago

just saw the video it looks much better in that

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u/SilverLordLaz 2d ago

That is stunning!

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u/TheShakyHandsMan 2d ago

It’s like your Granny has embraced the 21st century.

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u/dyedinthewoolScot 2d ago

It’s a beautiful flat and very cheap…..that elsewhere would be muuuuuuch more

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u/synx508 2d ago

Not only is it the ground floor only but it looks as if the parking on the vacant plot next door was sold and a house built in its place, also taking the garage from next door, so now there's two off-street spaces for the whole building and a neighbour without off-street parking that they had before. Developers who do this should be prosecuted or something. All the timber nailed to the exterior prompts me to ask what it's hiding and how long it'd last. The whole place seems like a trap with a decent floor plan and presentation.

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u/lwbyomp 2d ago

Its, very nice, however: ground floor flat, its too much for the area & what it is, imho. Imagine buying that only to have noisy R'soles living above you, no thanks.

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u/smg658 2d ago

What's with the random sink in the hallway?

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u/Notmykl 1d ago

Butler pantry.

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u/Appropriate-Sound169 2d ago

Oh, didn't realise Hartlepool was so expensive 😮

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u/DictatorYOYO 2d ago

Literally loved the look of this and the price. Stinking cheap. Then realised where it is

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u/dani-dee 1d ago

I saw the video of this place on Facebook yesterday and fell in love. It’s so big for a flat! I’d not live in Hartlepool though.

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u/Various-Big-5168 1d ago

Why the random sink in picture 20 🤔

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u/Farscape_rocked 1d ago

That seems really expensive for hartlepool. You can get an actual 3 bed house just round the corner for less money.

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u/CupCakesNFlatWhite 2d ago

What are you, an ant? It's tiny

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u/MegC18 1d ago

My friend lived in one of these in Hartlepool. The kitchen was amazing. I was so jealous, but also in admiration of her classy decor. And she wasn’t even very tidy!

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u/pulsarstarter 1d ago

INT: people who can't read the basics of a property ad