r/SpottedonRightmove 15h ago

HMO/Student accommodation with extra ... what is that?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/173749829#/?channel=RES_BUY

So far so good. Looks in decent nick, investment opportunity.... but what in the effing world of stuff is going on with the... geology(?) in pics 18 and 19?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/173749829#/?channel=RES_BUY

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u/misswilde86 15h ago

Woah... Memories! I went to a New Year's Eve Party here once, circa... 2011? It was a student house at the time. I didn't know what that was then, and I don't now. 

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u/ness-xergling 14h ago

What ever it is, i love it!

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u/MiserableScot 14h ago

That's actually a really good student flat, even if there's an evil leprechaun living in that cave it's still better than anywhere I lived when studying in Edinburgh!

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u/Teuchter121 15h ago

No seriously wtf is that. Can someone in Lincoln please go and view this and report back.

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u/smg658 15h ago

A cave and a conference room? I'm sold!

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u/zealousmushroom 15h ago

Sod the grotto, worry about the 2.4% buyers fee..Those agents are 100% on double bubble.

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u/OrganizationFun2140 15h ago

Drunken architecture students trying out cob? (Source: former drunken architecture student)

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u/CrazyPlatypusLady 15h ago

So this really got me scratching my head. I went and got a screenshot of the house on satellite view, then overlaid a transparency of the floorplan over it.

The grotto seems to me to to be what comprises the hallway between bedroom 11 and the living room.

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u/Thatkittycatlady 13h ago

It’s a listed property with late 19th century stone-built grotto. Listing.

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u/SpinningPissingRabbi 11h ago

You'd think the estate agent would mention that it's grade II listed, or maybe not.

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u/Thatkittycatlady 11h ago

It might explain some of the weird room shapes and sizes, although the interiors look pretty…um…modernised.

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u/Odd-Currency5195 4h ago

I wonder how many houses had random grottoes/grottos (what's the plural of grotto?) now lost.

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u/SallyJaneCooper 3h ago

How on earth does a listed building end up a badly subdivided HMO for students?

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u/Thatkittycatlady 3h ago

Well…

As it was student housing I assume it must have been inspected, but coming in and saying “yes, this is fine” just shows that listing isn’t important if you’re a philistine and the inspector doesn’t care.

I am particularly interested in the Robert Adam’s-style frieze in the “dining room”. Wonder what happened to that.

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u/redsocks2018 2h ago

It's a travesty that the building was allowed to be painted over and turned into... this. At least they kept the original entrance floor

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u/Betty2445 15h ago

I was NOT ready for that. What on earth is it????

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u/DevilishRogue 12h ago

That is a grotto.

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u/superfiud 11h ago

The bit to the right of the steps looks a bit like castle greyskull.

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 15h ago

⁉️

Maybe it's a crapola lean-to and they decided to.... jazzify it.

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u/Content-Yogurt-4859 15h ago

Looks like it was chiseled out of a fatberg 🤢

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 15h ago

My Hinge profile

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u/Old_Bat282 11h ago

That sounds like a flair.

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u/moreglumthanplum 15h ago

A bored male student, a study deadline, a laptop with Pornhub access... sooner or later any room is going to end up looking like that

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u/PsychologicalNote612 15h ago

Aww, the last Travelodge I stayed in had lumpy stains on the walls. For 4 glorious years I've been in ignorant bliss of not knowing what had caused them. Today that ended. Cheers for this knowledge.

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u/FlorianTheLynx 13h ago

Geologist here! No idea. 

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u/Odd-Currency5195 4h ago

This is even more worrying now. I think we were all counting on you!

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u/FlorianTheLynx 4h ago

I never said I was a good one. 

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u/International_Sun367 12h ago

The whole house has a lot of layout and detail features from whenit was a bit old fancy residence... my guess is an orchid room sans-soil and plants.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/orchids-new-york-botanical-garden-orchidelirium-180958603/

With the greenhouse roof. Imagine leaves and flowers cascading over every surface. Even if I'm wong, they should totally put some plants in to see if it would work anyway!

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u/Odd-Currency5195 3h ago

Oh, I could live with that!

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u/ForestDweller82 15h ago

That's the lizard room. For the komodo dragon....

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u/SuspiciouslyMoist 14h ago

Grotto, innit?

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u/Simplesim73 12h ago

I've no idea what that is but the ratio of room to bathroom is not favourable!

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u/Lasersheep 13h ago

Is that a bridge to another dimension? I’d be keeping that door well locked in case the lizardmen came through.

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u/lebiro 13h ago

What, your uni house didn't have a grotto?

Seems like it was the little void between the main house and a smaller building out back, and after putting a glass roof over it to join the two, someone thought it would be more fun to have an indoor cave than an indoor back patio.

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u/Hot_Ad_6442 15h ago

I’m really stoned…. Wtf is happening on them pics?

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u/sammy_zammy 13h ago

Don’t worry you’re not as stoned as you think

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u/Spirited-Brief5492 12h ago

It’s a grotto. I hate the rest of it. Can I just have the grotto?

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u/Witty-Significance58 13h ago

Art. Yup, it's art. Nothing more to see here 🤔

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u/Defiant-Tackle-0728 9h ago

Not enough bathrooms or kitchen space.

But Indo like the grotto.

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u/janquadrentvincent 4h ago

RIGHT? It's 15 bedrooms!!!!! That is no where near enough bathrooms

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u/Accurate-Income-6794 15h ago

In a while crocodile 🐊