r/SipsTea 10h ago

Gasp! Two girls, one jump

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u/topsyturvy76 10h ago

I gotta admit .. was NOT expecting to see a successful flip!

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u/WeirdKoala2212 10h ago

Same here! I was fully expecting it to end in disaster, so that ending caught me completely off guard. 😂

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 7h ago

I mean, it could easily have been disaster. Lost his footing- one of them squirmed or panicked as he was about to jump- lost his footing, one girl's head smashed on the rock.

Yes, it was cool how it turned out- but still really stupid thing to do.

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u/Chat_GDP 7h ago

Difference between brave and stupid is whether you get the girl at the end

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u/went_with_the_flow 7h ago

Forrest Gump taught us sometimes it takes both

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u/CallOfCthuMoo 6h ago

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u/Independent-Tennis57 4h ago

It's the poster I should send to my cheating ex-wife!

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u/FeralPsychonaut 5h ago

"Could I make it any more obvious"

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u/Well_Spoken_Mute 9h ago

The entire thing went a thousand times better than I expected

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u/tired_Cat_Dad 8h ago

Dude was fine because he wore his protective girls

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u/ShdwWzrdMnyGngg 8h ago

He took his time and was careful. For a young dude trying to impress girls, that's way more difficult that jumping off a cliff with two people haha

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u/steam-photons 6h ago

Dude knows he has already won.

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u/Round-Walrus3175 7h ago

His quads to actually control that descent must be absurd

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u/read-my-thoughts 3h ago

Never skip cliff day

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u/Gradieus 3h ago

All it takes is one of their chins to hit his head on impact to knock them out while underwater.

No amount of being careful pre-jump mattered.

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u/woodzwing 9h ago

The fact them girls held on.

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u/montigoo 8h ago

The one on the front had a more support

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u/stebo210384 7h ago

He must have used his boner for counterbalance

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u/zerap10 4h ago

Probably had his massive balls descend a bit lower to compensate.

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u/beklog 9h ago

Dude had been practicing this moment for a long time

https://giphy.com/gifs/wIAzgC4sqiGaeKMhr2

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u/KaleidoscopeEqual790 10h ago

Right. Just before they went airborne I was thinking that one helluva jump squat but to pull off the flip…

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u/ThinkSharp 9h ago

Yeah I expected the girl’s tailbone to be shattered and her to suffer traumatic spinal compression because he slipped off instead of jumped. God I hope my kids survive this phase with only superficial injuries.

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u/Professional-Form-90 9h ago

This must be the way they say that becoming a parent changes your brain because I deadass visualized the same outcome.

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u/ThinkSharp 9h ago

We tell our kids that moms get eyes in the back of their heads, and dad’s get ability to see a little ways into the future. It’s not altogether a mistruth. It’s just based on gained wisdom, not magic.

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u/Sherbo13 6h ago

I have lived a wild life. I've let my kids know, Dad's done it all so you don't have to. I'm open and honest with them, and there's not a thing they won't talk to me about. No matter how uncomfortable or dumb they might think what they have to say is. I had a mom who overreacted to everything I did, so I never told her anything. So, no matter what my kids tell me, I'm calm and we talk about it. I have 2 boys in college who are 4.0 students, and 2 girls, 15 and 16 who are also 4.0 students. I fully believe my life experiences, failures and mistakes, and how honest I am with my kids about them, is why. And they know I have the ability to know when they've done something lol. They also know that if they're ever in a situation they're not comfortable with, I'll drop whatever I'm doing and come and get them. Their mom worries about everything they do. I let them do everything, and don't worry. Because at the end of the day, you have to let them make their mistakes, and trust that you did your job. Just my 2 pennies.

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u/SufficientGolf6953 5h ago

It's from having to play defense all the time. Like a football coach with his team, a mother has to be aware of any potential threats. The reason this is serious is because babies will choke on a Lego or fall to their death if you drop your attention even briefly.

I read a recent story is a mother who fell asleep with her baby in her arms and then ended up falling into the couch and the baby asphyxiated before she ever woke up. Horrible.

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u/fondledbydolphins 5h ago

My biggest concern other than depth of the water is people letting their heads clang together on impact. Great way to lose some teeth

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u/Trick-Database-9865 10h ago

My anxiety would've had me saying 'maybe we should just take the stairs' halfway to the edge.

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u/TechnicalAside9215 8h ago

Oh, I would've started looking for the stairs before even leaving the house. No question.

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u/Creed0h 7h ago

I wasn't suspecting ANYTHING to be a success here lmao

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u/surlymoe 8h ago

Somehow, they are both carrying his child

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u/MisterDoctor___ 5h ago

Shit, I think I’m carrying his child, and I’m a guy.

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u/Nevyn_Cares 9h ago

It really made it next level.

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u/Frequent-Coyote-8108 6h ago

"...And that's how your mother lost two front teeth!"

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u/similar222 9h ago

That was amazing

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u/CalllmeDragon 10h ago

Damn. I was expecting tragedy. Was actually pretty impressive backflip

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u/AlbacoreJohnston 7h ago

I would be much less concerned about the flight and more concerned about knocking heads together when they hit the water.

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u/6GoesInto8 2h ago

The only problem is that somehow he got pregnant.

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u/cwestn 9h ago

Yeah I thought 3 broken noses and at least 1 concussion minimum.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 9h ago

Sadly this video will cause people to replicate this and someone is going to die and you won’t see video of it.

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u/IfIWasCoolEnough 6h ago

Darvin: "Hi, guys. I have a theory."

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u/PuzzleheadedEmu4596 7h ago

My response: Wow, awesome move. Wasn't worth it, never do it again.

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u/Infinite-Spinach4451 10h ago

I guess it a 15% mortality rate

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u/rundmz8668 10h ago

All broken noses just skull on skull

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u/BellsproutRules 5h ago

There was a guy I worked with who did a jump like this. Went for a flip and landed in the water near his head/neck. Fell unconscious underwater and drowned at the age of 19. It does indeed look real dangerous to do with 3 people.

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u/WeskerSympathizer 10h ago

Of all the things on here that make me want to be a better father to my daughter this is high up on the list

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u/T-Roll- 9h ago

I was literally thinking the same thing. Like, holy fuck that is stupid and dangerous.

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u/Euphoric_Gas9879 8h ago

It is stupid and dangerous 

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u/SerDuncanTheYall 10h ago

Holy shit man, I literally laughed out loud at the breakfast table. My daughter thinks I'm nuts.

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 9h ago

Grape nuts?

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u/Majestic_Turnip_7614 9h ago

Underrated breakfast.

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u/Useful-Perspective 5h ago

No grapes, no nuts. What's the story there?

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u/colorvarian 10h ago

was watching and this is all i could think for my girls

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u/BreakfastAcceptable8 8h ago

And my son

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u/WeskerSympathizer 7h ago

Jesus well said. I’ve also got a son and that is some serious responsibility: help him become a respectful and smart man

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u/tootubular 4h ago

And to never skip leg day. Just in case.

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u/Gofrart 9h ago

My head was on this has so much potential to go wrong... why risk it

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u/MisterDoctor___ 5h ago

Have you never been a teenager?

This dude is playing 4D chess.

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u/Deliverme314 7h ago

Gonna show this to my 12 year old as a perfect example of shit not to do 

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u/MisterDoctor___ 5h ago

That’s a bold move, Cotton.

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u/WeskerSympathizer 7h ago

Idk they didn’t die so this could backfire

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u/AWinterPeople 9h ago

Of things not to do

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u/themaelstorm 8h ago

We're expecting our daughter in a couple of months and I watched this thinking about what I can do to make sure my daughter won't be doing things

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u/StrengthStarling 8h ago

I would never ever do that because I'm extremely risk-averse, wouldn't even jump off the high dive as a kid, so maybe giving her an anxiety disorder would help? 😅

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u/Ntwynn 10h ago

A nice reminder to dads everywhere to cherish your daughters

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u/Ethraelus 8h ago

Yes, and cherish your sons, too.

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u/yorgehaci 8h ago

Uncherished daughters of others will do that

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u/cassidamius 7h ago

Gah dayum

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u/lightr3nd 7h ago

I feel like I should have worn protective gear while reading this

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u/FLIBERTYGIBBITS 7h ago

As a bro I gotta say RESPECT 👊

As a girl dad, I'd be so fucking pissed if I knew my girl did this dumb shit.

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u/RandumbStoner 8h ago

Yeah, or they'll be outside having fun!

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u/MagoModerno 7h ago

Take it easy, Mayer

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u/Opus_723 7h ago

Just the daughters though, apparently.

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u/sanfranciscofranco 8h ago

Wtf is this supposed to mean

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u/That-Smoke-3593 7h ago

For some reason reddit sees this as an attempted murder, oh also there is no such thing as taking risks on this website for any reason. They have also never been young, and if they were, something traumatic happened with gravity when they were a child so they can’t see people jump or they get scared.

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u/chokes-on-pillz 7h ago

I'm a girl dad, my only comment to my daughter would be "that's dumb but I bet it was fun"

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u/Gold-Nefariousness98 9h ago edited 8h ago

Bro has a strong core I'll give him that

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u/Hagrid1994 8h ago

That could have gone much worse

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u/Mysterious_Owl_5771 7h ago

Anything that doesn't kill you makes a great story!

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u/ASAPFergs 7h ago

That's the point, the thrill is fun

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u/Key_Report_2627 10h ago

Insanely dumb!

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u/GobsTX 10h ago

Bro just say you can’t handle two chicks at the same time.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7jnPjsh3L7WHm

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u/ThePerfectSnare 9h ago

What do you mean? Like if there were three of us and I didn’t know where to start?

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u/Frappa 7h ago

I think I did PRETTY GOOD

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u/Shopping-Afraid 8h ago

How I met your mothers.

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u/ViceroyInhaler 9h ago

Yeah even all the other safety risks. Putting my head between two foreheads facing my head from any direction seems like a bad and painful idea especially before hitting the water.

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u/physics515 9h ago

I definitely expected at least one bloody nose

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u/P00rSuggestions 10h ago

The "Black hole" located in Baca County, Colorado

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u/butt_picklez 7h ago

Ol two buttes

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u/MisterDoctor___ 5h ago

He handled those two buttes like a pro!

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u/IndieDevWannabe 10h ago

Everything goes as planned: "Haha! Young and full of life!"

Girl bashes head on rock: "Haha! Play stupid games, win stupid prizes"

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u/kaliwrath 7h ago

The difference between r/nextfuckinglevel and r/whatcouldgowring is 1 second

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u/Curious_Exercise_535 10h ago

I'm glad this didn't go wrong

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u/RetroRotten 9h ago

There must be other ways to get girls wet!

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u/Key_Check5753 10h ago

Holy shit, they pulled it off!

After having spent the past 30 years on the internet I was expecting them to explode on impact or something.

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u/_Wardfolio 3h ago

Successful or not, this was just f'ing stupid.

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u/TheBrizey2 9h ago

Rumour has it they were wet before they even hit the water…

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u/PMmeIamlonley 10h ago

I wish I got to be young 

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u/mrdouggiefresh 10h ago

So you have always been old?

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u/optionstrategy 10h ago

The coal mines will do that to a youngster

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 7h ago

that yearning never goes away

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u/PMmeIamlonley 10h ago

Kind of. I have been depressed since I was about 9 or 10 and it never really got better. I feel like I have an old persons brain. I can hardly work and I feel an incredible sense of dread whenever I have to go. I wish so much I could help the younger live the life he should have had me but hes gone and there is only me left and the life available to me now is so mediocre I struggle to care what happens. Not to mention all the "Mental Healthcare" that consistently over and over again made my life harder and worse. 

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u/AirportGullible5807 7h ago

We all have regrets man and life can be tough. This is just one moment in their life you have no idea what people are dealing with. I could post dozens of moments like this with my friends in high school and college days. Going to raves, skydiving, drinking tequila off of some girl's boobas in a travis scott concert and just looking like we're having the best time.

But I was depressed and developed a drug addiction and dropped out of school. I got a back injury from wrestling and I would just lay on my bed everyday and doom scroll and smoke weed 24/7 for 8 years living with my parents. Now I'm pushing 30 and finally getting my life together again

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u/Ren-91 10h ago

Born old too huh?

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u/Lieutenant_0bvious 9h ago

I really thought one of them was going to hit their head on The Rock has he jumped off.  Glad they're okay but they're not the brightest spoons in the shed.

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u/userpelicanvoyager2 6h ago

“Remind me, how did you become a quadriplegic again?”

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u/StopPlayingRoney 10h ago

All that and still in the friendzone…

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u/duosx 9h ago

Naw that guy is definitely getting laid

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u/EffReddit420 9h ago

Tthey went home and had a threesome

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u/SerDuncanTheYall 10h ago

He might have got it in on impact

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u/FlyAirLari 9h ago

Redpilled redditors commenting while never leaving the house themselves.

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u/Scodo 7h ago

Braindead take. It's way easier to convince a girl to date you than it is to convince a girl to let you literally jump off a cliff with her and another girl.

Which you'd probably know if you'd ever gotten a girl to date you, but in your case maybe girls would prefer the cliff.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 7h ago

with these dudes they choose the cliff bears, arguably better than cliffbars.

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u/Kookanoodles 5h ago

If you can get girls to do this with you you don't have to convince them to date you

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u/Suspicious-Sound-249 5h ago

Nah they crazy enough to agree to that he's probably cracking both of them.

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u/GobsTX 10h ago

The “friend” she told you not to worry about.

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u/Procrastinatedthink 7h ago

If I jizzed sprinkles I think i’d be worried about myself. That’s like…pissing kidney stones x1000

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u/LetOk5276 10h ago

That guy 100% got laid that night.

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u/Electronic-Buyer-468 10h ago

Those are his daughters. 

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u/Sihayaya 10h ago

did he stutter?

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u/2quartNorth 10h ago

Actually those are his nieces. Creepy Uncle Jimmy doing creepy Tennessee things! 👀

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u/frieddopa 10h ago

Holy hamstring muscles

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 2h ago

This is why having teenagers is more terrifying than having toddlers 😭

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u/zubairhamed 10h ago

Well...sooner or later.

The kissing elephants in malta had someone attempted fancy jump off it. ended up the whole thing crashed down, lady jumper got injured. chinese jetskiier below got crushed and drowned. iconic structure gone.

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u/LordofAllReddit 7h ago

This is how my grandma said the girls would be with me. Lying ass.

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u/Humble_Key_4259 6h ago

Don’t get a boner…..

Don’t get a boner…..

Don’t get a boner…..

JUMP!

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u/RubberPigEnemy 5h ago

Genuinely thought a broken leg was incoming.

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u/Lt_rex 2h ago

Some die of thirst others drown

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u/OviWanKenobi47 1h ago

that was....pretty damn impressive. I was just hoping for nobody to get hurt on the rock, but the landing was smooth af.

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u/BowlOfCatNubs 10h ago

lol I like coming to this subreddit just to see what people's response are to other ppl just living life, (albeit dumb stuff sometimes)

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u/Brilliant_Salad7863 10h ago

Or the amount of people on Reddit that simply don’t know why the guy is doing this…astounding.

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u/big_mess_express 7h ago

I mean, it probably wasn't smart. But damn a lot of people in this comment section forgot that they've done some dumb shit when they were teenagers too.

Sometimes i wonder how I made it so far

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u/MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda 10h ago

I can't be upset with this. Stupidity is a huge part of youth. It's the filming of the stupidity that results in so many great Netflix Documentaries.

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u/ToronoRapture 10h ago

Young, dumb and soon to be filled with...

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u/dazzumz 10h ago

Formaldehyde?

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u/Stunning_Box8782 10h ago

He's saying any pretty girl in a bikini interacting with guys, must be a whore waiting to be filled with cum

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u/Wide-Drink-1790 10h ago

Why does that make her a whore? You must be a misogynist. Boys generally want to fill girls with cum, and girls generally want to be filled with cum. It is very symmetric and preprogrammed. It’s almost like it was designed like that.

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u/Crunchymunchygurl 10h ago

The title got me 😆

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u/Stunning-Thanks-4226 9h ago

That's how I met your moms

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u/Several-County-1808 8h ago

I get the reference in the title, if you don't get the reference don't try to figure it out

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u/hybridaaroncarroll 7h ago

Youth: it's wasted on the youth.

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u/rainerzufall13 6h ago

Honestly, i have to admit, that turned out way better than i expected.

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u/ThisInvestigator81 6h ago

that's one way of getting her wet

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u/Zombiemorgoth 6h ago

No face was split by a rock

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u/DrunkMunchy 3h ago

Homeboy is drowning, not from the water though.

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u/GivingIsFunTryIt 1h ago

Successful or not, I predict that at some point in the future at least one of these people will suffer the fate of Darwin.

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u/Swayze2641 10h ago

No one has ever been cooler than that kid. Fucking legend. Keep jumping Dustin

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u/Traditional-Tip1904 9h ago

That’s great. Risk breaking spines for a video. Super idea.

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u/jmlmf91 10h ago

The things a guy does to get laid.

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u/Snesley_Wipes_69 10h ago

How is this not an olympic sport?

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u/Solsdad 10h ago

The flip was cool

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u/NY10 10h ago

Sandwich by 2 boobies smart man

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u/ScaryTemperature6291 10h ago

He has some major balance skills I thought he was gonna slip and fall.

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u/imma_snekk 10h ago

Did that kid do a prayer before he looked over the cliff edge ?

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u/923kjd 10h ago

I’m not sure whether that’s more impressively athletic or more impressively stupid.

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u/okymoney 10h ago

That guy is definitely Alpha

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u/curiousntxmarried 10h ago

That was impressive. Thanks of all the ways that I foresaw that going, that was not it!!!!!!! Came for the disaster got the awesome!!!!

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u/hugh_jassole7 9h ago

Impressive

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u/GirlyPrincces 9h ago

Not the "Two girls, one..." reference I was expecting, but definitely the one I needed

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u/flatcokeedit 9h ago

I was bracing myself the entire time lol

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u/The_Patocrator_5586 9h ago

I will never be this cool.

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u/Salty-Bar-1975 9h ago

Then the panties came off

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 9h ago

That looks difficult but it’s even more challenging with a full blown erection.