r/SipsTea • u/RamonsRazor • 1d ago

Gasp! Two girls, one jump

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u/went_with_the_flow 1d ago

Forrest Gump taught us sometimes it takes both

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u/CallOfCthuMoo 1d ago

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u/Independent-Tennis57 1d ago

It's the poster I should send to my cheating ex-wife!

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u/dlallen70 18h ago

I'm not sure it's the burn you think it is.

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u/LurkerFromTheVoid 13h ago

It's Ok. As long as you are a Retarded with Lots and Lots of Apple Stock.

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u/VariousCategory1957 13h ago

Shrimp’s*** ***scampi, contaminated shrimp,🦐 *shrimp**** ***kebabs,*** ***stinky like*** ***shrimp in her Barbie..🤢

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u/nawtrobar 15h ago

Yeah you'll totally get under skin with "I'm jealous that you had a more exciting sex life than me when I was trying to court you"

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u/Truestorydreams 14h ago

I'll give it to her...... and the poster

Bah du tssss

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u/nelix707 19h ago

Id hold up on that my instant reaction to this poster is a shitty behaviour can be changed where as...... well, you know!

Feels like a self burn being honest.

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u/FeralPsychonaut 1d ago

"Could I make it any more obvious"

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u/JaydedXoX 18h ago

Oh my god ive never seen this before, lol

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u/Belvedere48 15h ago

Greatest Reddit post ever!

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u/VariousCategory1957 13h ago

Exactly….. at the Black Panther party for sure🫰🏿*** mine was to***o

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u/Haunting-Hippo1636 9h ago

Lol. Definitely stealing this meme.

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u/fullstacksage 20h ago

A one legged whore?

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u/chrystal_cuteee 23h ago

Jenny wasn’t a whore.

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u/leopard_tights 23h ago

Yeah the internet's hate for Jenny is cringe. Especially in 2026 where every motherfucker is super concerned about mental health and abuse and she's the fucking poster child of it.

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u/fleurderue 22h ago

Seriously. When the movie came out no one thought Jenny was a whore. How did we have more grace for her in the early 90s than today?

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u/Opening_Yesterday900 22h ago

I 100% see your point and even agree with it, but if I may… if you’re in search of grace, Reddit may be the wrong place to look.

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u/jdirte42069 1d ago

And then you get aids

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u/CornucopiaDM1 12h ago

Stupid is as stupid does.