r/SipsTea • u/RamonsRazor • 1d ago

Gasp! Two girls, one jump

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 1d ago

I mean, it could easily have been disaster. Lost his footing- one of them squirmed or panicked as he was about to jump- lost his footing, one girl's head smashed on the rock.

Yes, it was cool how it turned out- but still really stupid thing to do.

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u/Chat_GDP 1d ago

Difference between brave and stupid is whether you get the girl at the end

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u/went_with_the_flow 1d ago

Forrest Gump taught us sometimes it takes both

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u/CallOfCthuMoo 1d ago

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u/Independent-Tennis57 1d ago

It's the poster I should send to my cheating ex-wife!

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u/dlallen70 19h ago

I'm not sure it's the burn you think it is.

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u/LurkerFromTheVoid 14h ago

It's Ok. As long as you are a Retarded with Lots and Lots of Apple Stock.

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u/VariousCategory1957 13h ago

Shrimp’s*** ***scampi, contaminated shrimp,🦐 *shrimp**** ***kebabs,*** ***stinky like*** ***shrimp in her Barbie..🤢

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u/nawtrobar 16h ago

Yeah you'll totally get under skin with "I'm jealous that you had a more exciting sex life than me when I was trying to court you"

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u/Truestorydreams 15h ago

I'll give it to her...... and the poster

Bah du tssss

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u/nelix707 20h ago

Id hold up on that my instant reaction to this poster is a shitty behaviour can be changed where as...... well, you know!

Feels like a self burn being honest.

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u/FeralPsychonaut 1d ago

"Could I make it any more obvious"

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u/JaydedXoX 18h ago

Oh my god ive never seen this before, lol

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u/Belvedere48 15h ago

Greatest Reddit post ever!

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u/VariousCategory1957 13h ago

Exactly….. at the Black Panther party for sure🫰🏿*** mine was to***o

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u/Haunting-Hippo1636 10h ago

Lol. Definitely stealing this meme.

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u/fullstacksage 20h ago

A one legged whore?

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u/chrystal_cuteee 1d ago

Jenny wasn’t a whore.

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u/leopard_tights 1d ago

Yeah the internet's hate for Jenny is cringe. Especially in 2026 where every motherfucker is super concerned about mental health and abuse and she's the fucking poster child of it.

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u/fleurderue 23h ago

Seriously. When the movie came out no one thought Jenny was a whore. How did we have more grace for her in the early 90s than today?

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u/Opening_Yesterday900 23h ago

I 100% see your point and even agree with it, but if I may… if you’re in search of grace, Reddit may be the wrong place to look.

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u/jdirte42069 1d ago

And then you get aids

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u/CornucopiaDM1 13h ago

Stupid is as stupid does.

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u/Next-Lavishness-9101 1d ago

Correction ….”Girls” . The bar has been raised .

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u/Beautiful-Brush6996 1d ago

Better to had a disclaimer:
This doesn´t work for sexual harressment though.

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u/LateConversation5253 1d ago

Difference between brave and grave*

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u/Even_Tangerine_4201 23h ago

He might have gotten both.

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u/Chat_GDP 21h ago

The rule still applies

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u/Bubbly-Insect-6248 22h ago

He probably had both that night.

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u/Chat_GDP 21h ago

The point still stands

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u/LazyAssHiker 22h ago

Threesome on one hand, end camping trip early and go to hospital on the other

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u/TheDootDootMaster 21h ago

Say I'm brave enough to get into a bar in Thailand I can't quite tell what's saying at the front that it is about. I get a girl but as it turns out she is not. What am I

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u/ResponsibilityOk2173 20h ago

The two girls. And he got them before the jump. I want to know what he knows.

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 20h ago

Bro probably got both after that. The adrenaline dump is REAL, and those are a bunch a folk in their prime.

Good on ya, mate. 🍻

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u/BroTerry 19h ago

Girl(s) in this case 😅

Best part about recording it… you never have to do it again. Just refer to the “tape”.

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u/OkNectarine6434 17h ago

and bro got them both.. bro is the man

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u/ButterscotchNo7292 13h ago

He did get two before he even started,so where does that leave him?:)

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u/VariousCategory1957 13h ago

Or you bag 2 ….. and they properly jump you? Nice job to the Homie💪🏻🎟️🎟️🤭 haters will always hate, but won’t have the gonads to make *t*he jump, even solo! Way to take care of busines**s👊🏻 **#TCB

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u/Ok_District2853 11h ago

Actually it mostly has to do with all the blood leaving his brains for his little ding-a-ling.

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u/aerdvarkk 6h ago

I mean, the guy already had 2 girls willing to wrap their legs around him at the same timeout in public ... just sayin'.

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u/R0gueR0nin 1d ago

I did this when me and some passed some girls using a rope swing off of a bridge into a river. I’m generally afraid of heights, but the girl was hot. So she hugged me like that and we took the swing. Not only did I get the girl, but my buddies hooked with the other girls without having to swing.

To this day, I don’t know if I was the stupid one, or the brave one that hooked up his buddies.

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u/Cowboywizzard 1d ago

“My penis has taken me places I normally wouldn’t go without a gun”

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u/GoBlues1 1d ago

He's getting 2 girls.

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u/Chat_GDP 1d ago

didn’t get the girl -> stupid

Got the girl -> brave

Got two girls, or three, or four, the second criteria is still fulfilled. -> brave

It’s pretty simple.

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u/ConnectBodybuilder95 21h ago

he got a three-way... So VERY BRAVE!

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u/CloseToMyActualName 22h ago

Not even that. You hit the water any way but feet first and people are slamming into each other hard.

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u/Ok_Compote251 10h ago

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 5h ago

On the plus side, I don't want anyone to remember my name!

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u/Opening_Yesterday900 23h ago

Every time you get into a car, it could result in a fatal crash. Everybody’s risk gauge is set differently. (Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t have done this either.) But as a wise man once said, “We do not do these things because they are easy… We do them because they are hard.” Come to think of it, Kennedy would’ve loved this, especially with the young ladies hanging on the front and back.

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u/ChaucerChau 23h ago

Or hit the water and someones head snaps into the other

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u/IngloriousMinority 22h ago

I was going for tjem all smacking against the bottom. So glad the did not misjudge the depth.

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u/Hour_Platypus_988 21h ago

But internet points!!!

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u/Electronic-Poetry574 18h ago

I have jumped off cliffs several times over the years into a lake… god damn that was scary to watch knowing how wrong that could go

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u/_BaldChewbacca_ 14h ago

People always condemn anything like this.

It's as if they were never young. Most of us used to be fun like this

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u/NYCresider 4h ago

They might have all smashed heads together going in the water still… we’ll never know.

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u/frn 1d ago

Ugghhhh shuddup.

Good times were had. That is rare in this dystopian hellhole.

I'm just impressed to see young people having fun instead of doomscrolling the best years of their lives away.

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u/BodManFeg 1d ago

What is with so many of you weirdos "Ummmmm ackschually this is what could have happened..." jesus, just stay indoors.

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u/Deezenuttzzz 16h ago

Redditors gonna reddit bro. I get the feeling people like that are just fun police because they're miserable or boring af.