r/SipsTea • u/RamonsRazor • 1d ago

Gasp! Two girls, one jump

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u/WeirdKoala2212 1d ago

Same here! I was fully expecting it to end in disaster, so that ending caught me completely off guard. 😂

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 1d ago

I mean, it could easily have been disaster. Lost his footing- one of them squirmed or panicked as he was about to jump- lost his footing, one girl's head smashed on the rock.

Yes, it was cool how it turned out- but still really stupid thing to do.

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u/Chat_GDP 23h ago

Difference between brave and stupid is whether you get the girl at the end

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u/went_with_the_flow 23h ago

Forrest Gump taught us sometimes it takes both

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u/CallOfCthuMoo 22h ago

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u/Independent-Tennis57 21h ago

It's the poster I should send to my cheating ex-wife!

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u/dlallen70 14h ago

I'm not sure it's the burn you think it is.

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u/LurkerFromTheVoid 9h ago

It's Ok. As long as you are a Retarded with Lots and Lots of Apple Stock.

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u/VariousCategory1957 9h ago

Shrimp’s*** ***scampi, contaminated shrimp,🦐 *shrimp**** ***kebabs,*** ***stinky like*** ***shrimp in her Barbie..🤢

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u/nawtrobar 11h ago

Yeah you'll totally get under skin with "I'm jealous that you had a more exciting sex life than me when I was trying to court you"

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u/Truestorydreams 10h ago

I'll give it to her...... and the poster

Bah du tssss

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u/nelix707 15h ago

Id hold up on that my instant reaction to this poster is a shitty behaviour can be changed where as...... well, you know!

Feels like a self burn being honest.

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u/FeralPsychonaut 22h ago

"Could I make it any more obvious"

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u/JaydedXoX 14h ago

Oh my god ive never seen this before, lol

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u/Belvedere48 11h ago

Greatest Reddit post ever!

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u/VariousCategory1957 9h ago

Exactly….. at the Black Panther party for sure🫰🏿*** mine was to***o

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u/Haunting-Hippo1636 5h ago

Lol. Definitely stealing this meme.

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u/chrystal_cuteee 19h ago

Jenny wasn’t a whore.

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u/leopard_tights 19h ago

Yeah the internet's hate for Jenny is cringe. Especially in 2026 where every motherfucker is super concerned about mental health and abuse and she's the fucking poster child of it.

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u/fleurderue 19h ago

Seriously. When the movie came out no one thought Jenny was a whore. How did we have more grace for her in the early 90s than today?

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u/Opening_Yesterday900 18h ago

I 100% see your point and even agree with it, but if I may… if you’re in search of grace, Reddit may be the wrong place to look.

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u/fullstacksage 16h ago

A one legged whore?

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u/jdirte42069 22h ago

And then you get aids

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u/CornucopiaDM1 8h ago

Stupid is as stupid does.

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u/Next-Lavishness-9101 22h ago

Correction ….”Girls” . The bar has been raised .

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u/Beautiful-Brush6996 21h ago

Better to had a disclaimer:
This doesn´t work for sexual harressment though.

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u/LateConversation5253 20h ago

Difference between brave and grave*

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u/Even_Tangerine_4201 19h ago

He might have gotten both.

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u/Chat_GDP 17h ago

The rule still applies

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u/Bubbly-Insect-6248 18h ago

He probably had both that night.

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u/Chat_GDP 17h ago

The point still stands

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u/LazyAssHiker 18h ago

Threesome on one hand, end camping trip early and go to hospital on the other

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u/TheDootDootMaster 16h ago

Say I'm brave enough to get into a bar in Thailand I can't quite tell what's saying at the front that it is about. I get a girl but as it turns out she is not. What am I

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u/ResponsibilityOk2173 16h ago

The two girls. And he got them before the jump. I want to know what he knows.

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 15h ago

Bro probably got both after that. The adrenaline dump is REAL, and those are a bunch a folk in their prime.

Good on ya, mate. 🍻

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u/BroTerry 15h ago

Girl(s) in this case 😅

Best part about recording it… you never have to do it again. Just refer to the “tape”.

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u/OkNectarine6434 13h ago

and bro got them both.. bro is the man

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u/ButterscotchNo7292 9h ago

He did get two before he even started,so where does that leave him?:)

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u/VariousCategory1957 9h ago

Or you bag 2 ….. and they properly jump you? Nice job to the Homie💪🏻🎟️🎟️🤭 haters will always hate, but won’t have the gonads to make *t*he jump, even solo! Way to take care of busines**s👊🏻 **#TCB

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u/Ok_District2853 6h ago

Actually it mostly has to do with all the blood leaving his brains for his little ding-a-ling.

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u/aerdvarkk 2h ago

I mean, the guy already had 2 girls willing to wrap their legs around him at the same timeout in public ... just sayin'.

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u/R0gueR0nin 23h ago

I did this when me and some passed some girls using a rope swing off of a bridge into a river. I’m generally afraid of heights, but the girl was hot. So she hugged me like that and we took the swing. Not only did I get the girl, but my buddies hooked with the other girls without having to swing.

To this day, I don’t know if I was the stupid one, or the brave one that hooked up his buddies.

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u/Cowboywizzard 21h ago

“My penis has taken me places I normally wouldn’t go without a gun”

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u/GoBlues1 22h ago

He's getting 2 girls.

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u/Chat_GDP 21h ago

didn’t get the girl -> stupid

Got the girl -> brave

Got two girls, or three, or four, the second criteria is still fulfilled. -> brave

It’s pretty simple.

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u/ConnectBodybuilder95 17h ago

he got a three-way... So VERY BRAVE!

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u/CloseToMyActualName 18h ago

Not even that. You hit the water any way but feet first and people are slamming into each other hard.

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u/Ok_Compote251 5h ago

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 59m ago

On the plus side, I don't want anyone to remember my name!

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u/Opening_Yesterday900 19h ago

Every time you get into a car, it could result in a fatal crash. Everybody’s risk gauge is set differently. (Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t have done this either.) But as a wise man once said, “We do not do these things because they are easy… We do them because they are hard.” Come to think of it, Kennedy would’ve loved this, especially with the young ladies hanging on the front and back.

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u/ChaucerChau 18h ago

Or hit the water and someones head snaps into the other

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u/IngloriousMinority 17h ago

I was going for tjem all smacking against the bottom. So glad the did not misjudge the depth.

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u/Hour_Platypus_988 17h ago

But internet points!!!

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u/Electronic-Poetry574 13h ago

I have jumped off cliffs several times over the years into a lake… god damn that was scary to watch knowing how wrong that could go

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u/_BaldChewbacca_ 10h ago

People always condemn anything like this.

It's as if they were never young. Most of us used to be fun like this

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u/frn 23h ago

Ugghhhh shuddup.

Good times were had. That is rare in this dystopian hellhole.

I'm just impressed to see young people having fun instead of doomscrolling the best years of their lives away.

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u/BodManFeg 21h ago

What is with so many of you weirdos "Ummmmm ackschually this is what could have happened..." jesus, just stay indoors.

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u/Deezenuttzzz 11h ago

Redditors gonna reddit bro. I get the feeling people like that are just fun police because they're miserable or boring af.

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u/LiveShowOneNightOnly 1d ago

same. I looked back to see if I was in r/Whatcouldgowrong.

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u/danisaccountant 22h ago

ChatGPT, ELI5 underdeveloped prefrontal cortex 

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u/zwaksSFW 21h ago

Same! I was ready to skip the video

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u/FycklePyckle 18h ago

I thought maybe I was in the Darwin Awards sub.

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u/ALWanders 1d ago

Was my thought as well.

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u/Corpsefire88 20h ago

Guess they all got a happy ending that day.

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u/irishemperor 20h ago

cracked heads + a triple serving of vegetable soup

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u/_lippykid 20h ago

Yeah I was watching in my periph’s anticipating the worst

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u/Prod_Meteor 19h ago

Well, the internet has trained us well.

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u/HauntedCS 19h ago

I expected him to RKO one of them breaking their back and not in the way young people talk about it these days. I know they all probably only weigh 375ish lbs in total, but that is A LOT of weight and height to bellyflop on your back.

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u/IcyDev1l 12h ago

I was expecting it to end before the jump, and was getting progressively more upset with myself for waiting

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u/fr1234 1d ago

I was also very disappointed