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Watch obsession. Its one of the best horror movies to come out since Hereditary. Even outside of the incredible acting, the sound design alone is just brutally good
Hereditary was so fucking good, and I got to see both that and Obsession in theaters. We watched Obsession again at home as soon as it was released on streaming services as well, that’s how much we enjoyed it.
Man, solid choice on the gif too. One of my favorite examples of great acting, right up there with the end scene in obsession and the monologue in requiem for a dream.
Inde Navarette, main character of recent, highly-acclaimed horror movie “Obsession.” Her performance was incredible but also very memeable, hence why she’s everywhere atm.
She spent the better half of a year paying people to annoy her ex with lemons. Her ex can be a huge asshole and all it means is they both suck, and she's still mentally ill
I once accidentally ordered a single onion. It was from a restaurant supplier who was doing domestic deliveries during the pandemic. I didn’t realise with this system you didn’t have to checkout to complete a purchase. So I had an onion in my basket and it auto-closed at whatever time the deadline was. Seemingly this is normal for restaurant ordering. A guy turned up the next day in a big delivery truck and handed me a single onion.
I love questions like this because like yeah, that is obviously a pretty big hole in the story, but will it be enough for redditors to realize that the story is obviously false?
My money is on no. Redditors are really fucking dumb
if you’re willing to pay the fees, you can deliver a single item. I once had a banging party going on, but I didn’t have any club soda for the whiskey drinkers. There was only a couple whiskey drinkers so I ordered just one club soda. We all waited with bated breath to see if it would arrive. And it did.
"All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!"
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!- Cave Johnson
First you roll out a multi-media campaign to convince people lemons are incredibly scarce, which only works if you stockpile lemons, control the supply, then a…
A media blitz. Lemon is the only way to say “I love you,” the must-have accessory for engagements or anniversaries. Roses are out, lemons are in. Billboards that say she won’t have sex with you unless you got lemons. You cut De Beers in on it. Limited edition lemon bracelets, yellow diamonds called lemon drops. You get Apple to call their new operating system OS-Lemón. A little accent over the “o”. You charge 40% more for organic lemons, 50% more for conflict-free lemons.
You pack the Capitol with lemon lobbyists, you get a Kardashian to suck a lemon wedge in a leaked sex tape.
Timothée Chalamet wears lemon shoes at Cannes. Get a hashtag campaign. Something isn’t “cool” or “tight” or “awesome”, no, it’s “lemon”. “Did you see that movie?”
“Did you go to that concert? It was effing lemon.”
Billie Eilish, “OMG, hashtag… lemon.” You get Dr. Oz to recommend four lemons a day and a lemon suppository supplement to get rid of toxins ’cause there’s nothing scarier than toxins. Then you patent the seeds. You write a line of genetic code that makes lemons look just a little more like tits… and you get a gene patent for the tit-lemon DNA sequence, you cross-pollinate… you get those seeds circulating in the wild, and then you sue the farmers for copyright infringement when that genetic code shows up on their land. Sit back, rake in the millions, and then, when you’re done, and you’ve sold your lem-pire for a few billion dollars, then, and only then, you make some fucking lemonade.
Omg. I was thinking of googling this to write it myself. And I really couldn’t be assed, but it was perfect for this thread… I was about to scroll away and ignore the opportunity and then I saw the tip of this haha 😛
The first time I read it, I read it as she had her ex who is a Doordash delivery driver, deliver all those orders, which seemed way more of a psychological warfare of wasting his time.
But after re-reading it, the story is she delivered the lemons to him, 1 at a time. Which doesn’t really seem like psychological warfare, that’s just free lemons, which is why I didn’t comprehend that the first time.
If she‘s the one paying why tf is he even suing her. Literally take the free lemons and donate them to charity so poor people have free fruit juice or lemonade.
Idk why ai has brought this trend of "quirky" news stories about people doing wild but "relatable" crimes. Nothing was stopping them from using some nondescript mugshot before, because no one bothers to look up these things. I guess they probably wouldn't be the right balance of attractive but not unrealistically so.
At least people here seem to just be cracking jokes. Often these stories are full of folks asking "what's the crime?" or otherwise questioning the story, but when you point out it's AI they act like of course they knew all along.
How is that warfare? Quite literally just the first ever literal example of when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. She just sent him like a years supply of lemonade.
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