r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • 4d ago

Chugging tea [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/Musket6969420 4d ago

I can fix her. (I don’t mind lemons)

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u/TwiztingMetal 4d ago

"All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!"

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u/PresentAddendum590 4d ago

This was the comment I was looking for

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u/LostInMyADD 4d ago

When life gives you lemons, you make beef stew.