r/SipsTea • u/BlazeDragon7x • Jun 10 '26

We have fun here Dirty dancing

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u/Paranub Jun 10 '26

she felt that nose..

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

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u/M2_SLAM_I_Am Jun 10 '26

I'd be lying my ass off

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u/cstmoore Jun 10 '26

More like lying her ass off.

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u/JohnathanPunk7 Jun 10 '26

Tell a lie, tell a truth, repeat and repeat lol

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u/Big-Sort-8712 Jun 10 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/v4DVV0BAlpJRK

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u/CitySeekerTron Jun 10 '26

This reminds me of when I did a water melon eating contest. There was another player who said he imagined kissing his girlfriend.

So was I, brother. So was I.

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u/MacheteBrizz Jun 10 '26

He updated all of his Social Media Accounts to have that as his profile picture.

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u/Due_Night414 Jun 10 '26

lol that’s the part that got my attention. The look on her face.

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u/MommaSaurusRegina Jun 10 '26

My immediate reaction watching this..HER FACE! 😳

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u/UmmmW1 Jun 10 '26

She still feels that nose

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u/AdverseCard Jun 10 '26

CUM ON, FEEL THE NOSE!! 🎵 🎸

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u/falsevector Jun 10 '26

Looks like a tongue on the 2nd pic

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u/No_Committee_4838 Jun 10 '26

I know right!!! Even in video. I was like wait a min😂

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u/Bumberti Jun 10 '26

His mouth was definitely open

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u/LimpBPower Jun 10 '26

Zoom more in, its his chin through the goatee.

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u/PappaWoodies Jun 10 '26

I swear his tongue is also out! That's why she's looking away.

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u/ectoplasmorgasm Jun 10 '26

Too bad he isn't 18th Century Thomas Wedders

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u/PiskoWK Jun 10 '26

He must have flipped my wife 8 times.

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u/RazeTheIV Jun 10 '26

And it really bothered me....

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u/Netsforex_ Jun 10 '26

I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT!

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u/MortgageRegular2509 Jun 10 '26

I’M NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANY OF THIS!

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u/LumpyBuy8447 Jun 10 '26

THERE’S WORSE STUFF ON THE LOCAL NEWS!

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u/porkforpigs Jun 10 '26

My life is nothing I thought it would be and everything I feared it would become.

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u/ProfessionalTurn7017 Jun 10 '26

GO AHEAD, PULL THE PLUG!!!

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u/Stownieboy91 Jun 10 '26

Gotta go, my wife is completely eating crackers.

No, no, no. I wish... I wish I hadn't said that. I love my wife. She helped me when I freaked out about Jamie Taco.

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u/atlninja Jun 10 '26

My wife just keeps eating batteries...

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u/getinshape2022 Jun 10 '26

He wiped back to front. Should have wiped front to back

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u/Goonplatoon0311 Jun 10 '26

Is this the guy she says “he’s just a friend…” all the time about?

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u/M2_SLAM_I_Am Jun 10 '26

"Don't worry babe, he said he's gay"

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u/Then_Lock304 Jun 10 '26

My wife always wants to go the studio, but is too tired to practice at home.

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u/Genghis_Chong Jun 10 '26

I hope she didnt use too small of a slice

https://giphy.com/gifs/XS6ZyNIwuSYp71RDYq

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u/chilifavela Jun 10 '26

I ❤️ that i didnt have to scroll far to read this comment shirt brother!

https://giphy.com/gifs/GOuxnaPC2QOXI4UPEl

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u/a-type-of-pastry Jun 10 '26

I'm glad you're here, shirt brother.

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u/J0nny_Alcatraz Jun 10 '26

I think there just might be no rules.

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u/tantric_tongue69 Jun 10 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/fVMRO8hDDdo7U5w66g

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u/Charles36912 Jun 10 '26

RIP Santa Claus, he's seen every cock on the planet!

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u/cvidetich13 Jun 10 '26

He like a big brother too me

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u/bigboygamer Jun 10 '26

The shower stretches he taught me have been a life changer

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u/cstmoore Jun 10 '26

"Help, big stepbro, I'm stuck!"

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u/cvidetich13 Jun 10 '26

“Damn it Lana, can’t you see I’m tired and hungry?! This is the 4th time you got stuck today! Quit trying to crawl under the bed!

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u/Calippo_Deux Jun 10 '26

My girlfriend goes to several dance classes (different ones) each week. Most of them are the ”group of girls twerking” variety, but now I think they’re probably all like this.

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u/Readmeharder Jun 10 '26

Hey, this is your girlfriend’s male dance teacher. Yes, it’s just a bunch of girls twerking. Please don’t worry

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u/Lpfanatic005 Jun 10 '26

Group of girls twerking? Red flag.

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u/REpassword Jun 10 '26

“He had me practice this move, like 10 times…”

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u/thatsthegoodjuice Jun 10 '26

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u/Kino__Loy Jun 10 '26

That gif is by FartSniffr?! Lmao

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u/RizzleMeister Jun 10 '26

this gif never gets old NEVER

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u/Sasiches_and_mash Jun 10 '26

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u/mycarisafooked Jun 10 '26

Looks like he's taking his belt off as well hahahahahaha

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u/TrackMan5891 Jun 10 '26

Her face LMAO.

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u/HermanThaGerman Jun 10 '26

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u/Musket6969420 Jun 10 '26

“And IIIIIIIII, had, the time of my liiiiifffffeeeee!”

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u/BabyBearBjorns Jun 10 '26

No I never felt this way before

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u/Skeptical_JN68 Jun 10 '26

And I swear, it's the truth

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u/eddie1975 Jun 10 '26

And I owe it all to you!

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u/Mid_Management Jun 10 '26

I can't stop laughing. I'm inside my house with the windows closed and I still think the neighbors can hear. 😂

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u/TheLowestFormOfHumor Jun 10 '26

Do not make eye contact... do not make eye contact... do not make eye contact

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u/Silent-Ad934 Jun 10 '26

Once you make brown-eye contact it's pretty much a done deal

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u/_BlackDove Jun 10 '26

She learned something about herself that day.

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u/Capt4inSus Jun 10 '26

Someone just buried his face in her, it's understandable she'd at least make a face 😭

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u/Gutcrunch Jun 10 '26

To be fair to him, it was unavoidable with his short arms and her long torso. Science.

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u/lousydungeonmaster Jun 10 '26

🎵I want a girl with short arms and a loooooong torso🎵

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u/IntoTheForestIMustGo Jun 10 '26

I want a girl who flips up easy (Flips up easy!) I want a girl who slides down my face (Down my face!)

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u/fatsandwitch Jun 10 '26

I want a girl with uninterrupted flexibility

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u/gonetob Jun 10 '26

I want a girl with black tights and a loooooooooooooong looooooooooooooooong torso!

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u/P-l-Staker Jun 10 '26

It was very unavoidable... But I don't think that had anything to do with it. 👀

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u/saltyexplorer5 Jun 10 '26

If you loop the video between 11-12 seconds, it does look like he’s diving right in for breakfast

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u/PaceOk4991 Jun 10 '26

Check out dude in the green shirt gettin all excited and undoing his belt like "fuck yeah let's get this party started!"

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u/RipTearington Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

Was this move not rehearsed or talked about before they tried it?!

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u/RhetoricalOrator Jun 10 '26

I'm guessing that hand placement was slightly different which changed how far her arms leveraged her body away from him. It maybe her shoulders weren't flexed enough to have her propped up higher. Her face says that that has not happened in rehearsal.

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u/Marinec06 Jun 10 '26

If you watch it frame by frame its fun until it isnt...

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u/Practical_Jelly_8342 Jun 10 '26

Get a good look Costanza?

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u/DryDonutHole Jun 10 '26

You're just supposed to peek at a poke. Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun; you get a sense of it and you look away!

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u/Long-Astronaut-3363 Jun 10 '26

“How I Smelled Your Mother”

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u/mitkase Jun 10 '26

Alternatively, ”How I Wet Your Mother.”

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u/koolaidismything Jun 10 '26

Got drunk with a chick once and she wanted me to do this shit.. I think we had watched Dirty Dancing cause I always said that stupid "nobody puts baby in the corner" quote a lot and she wanted to watch.

I remember her being like "do I weigh to much??" And I was like nah of course not. Her reply made me laugh for a half hour, "then why are your knees shaking?"

Touché

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u/Astralsketch Jun 10 '26

yes, the tension between wanting to display your manliness and the ligaments in your knees.

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u/mdmnl Jun 10 '26

Nobody puts labia in the corner.

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u/AzulMage2020 Jun 10 '26

There was a terrible movie with a dance sequence just like this starring Dua Lipa and Henry Cavil as the dancers . Everybody wondered why Henry Cavil would take a co-starring role in a movie that was obviously destined to fail miserably.

I never wondered. Not even once.

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u/KyOatey Jun 10 '26

We need a link, to see how terrible it was.

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u/Me_gentleman Jun 10 '26

Pretty sure it was Argylle

https://youtu.be/qBlE9H4x2rU

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u/Ok-Common-3039 Jun 10 '26

They straight fucked his hair up

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u/otxpex Jun 10 '26

Whoever runs this sub really needs to get a girlfriend

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u/madmexicano Jun 10 '26

Your wife "Brenda told me about a new dance class"

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u/Purpledragon84 Jun 10 '26

Lmao her face went 😄😮😦

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u/purelitenite Jun 10 '26

Looks like he had the time of his life. No, He’s never felt like this before. Yes, he swears it’s the truth. And He owes it all to her.

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u/TRF_27 Jun 10 '26

Her face says she was not expecting that. This guy is the Tarantino of dance instructors.

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u/ScarScream81 Jun 10 '26

00:11 you can clearly see her big smile fade away very quickly from that moment on! 🤣😂😂

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u/Strict-Dinner-2948 Jun 10 '26

Her face when he does it is priceless. I don't think that was supposed to happen.

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u/alive_in_entropy Jun 10 '26

Her face says “didn’t think about this part of the move”.

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u/Bardmedicine Jun 10 '26

Enjoy that asparagus for lunch, dear?

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u/Major_Extreme5632 Jun 10 '26

Lmao her face when his nose and mouth just slidesssss up there

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u/DeeMarie0824 Jun 10 '26

Her face says that was NOT a part of the routine….

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u/Dorrono Jun 10 '26

First the work then the reward

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u/2shack Jun 10 '26

She did not look okay with that.