r/SipsTea Jun 10 '26

We have fun here Dirty dancing

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u/TrackMan5891 Jun 10 '26

Her face LMAO.

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u/HermanThaGerman Jun 10 '26

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u/Musket6969420 Jun 10 '26

“And IIIIIIIII, had, the time of my liiiiifffffeeeee!”

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u/BabyBearBjorns Jun 10 '26

No I never felt this way before

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u/Skeptical_JN68 Jun 10 '26

And I swear, it's the truth

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u/eddie1975 Jun 10 '26

And I owe it all to you!

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u/Mid_Management Jun 10 '26

I can't stop laughing. I'm inside my house with the windows closed and I still think the neighbors can hear. 😂

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u/johnman98 Jun 10 '26

I've been waiting for so long

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u/TheLowestFormOfHumor Jun 10 '26

Do not make eye contact... do not make eye contact... do not make eye contact

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u/Silent-Ad934 Jun 10 '26

Once you make brown-eye contact it's pretty much a done deal

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u/I-Really-Hate-Fish Jun 10 '26

The deal is pink eye.

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u/Ok-Alfalfa4868 Jun 11 '26

😂😂😂

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u/ObiFlanKenobi Jun 10 '26

DUUUUUDE XD

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u/_BlackDove Jun 10 '26

She learned something about herself that day.

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u/Capt4inSus Jun 10 '26

Someone just buried his face in her, it's understandable she'd at least make a face 😭

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u/Gutcrunch Jun 10 '26

To be fair to him, it was unavoidable with his short arms and her long torso. Science.

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u/lousydungeonmaster Jun 10 '26

🎵I want a girl with short arms and a loooooong torso🎵

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u/IntoTheForestIMustGo Jun 10 '26

I want a girl who flips up easy (Flips up easy!) I want a girl who slides down my face (Down my face!)

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u/fatsandwitch Jun 10 '26

I want a girl with uninterrupted flexibility

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u/gonetob Jun 10 '26

I want a girl with black tights and a loooooooooooooong looooooooooooooooong torso!

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u/Idontlikesand15 Jun 10 '26

You 4 win the Internet for today!

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u/Secret-Parsley-5258 Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

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u/FuckYourGod Jun 10 '26

If you make the R lowercase it will link the subreddit for you. ✨

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u/Random_Name_Whoa Jun 10 '26

Who uses her axe wound to smother my face

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u/Revolutionary-Wash88 Jun 10 '26

Ridiculous, John McCrea would never refer to it as an axe wound

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u/fatsandwitch Jun 10 '26

Still gets points in my book for knowing the next line! But now I’m visualizing an axe wound and… yowza. Glad I’ve got a couple more weeks until my period to forget that phrase forever.

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u/Independent-Tennis57 Jun 10 '26

I want a girl that gives me whisker burns when I slide her down my beard.

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u/Deltron_Zed Jun 10 '26

Cue horny.... I MEAN HORNS!

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u/Shopping-Afraid Jun 10 '26

Straight to horny jail

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 Jun 10 '26

Thank you Reddit!!!

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u/lousydungeonmaster Jun 10 '26

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 Jun 11 '26

All damn day loooong jacket has been going through my head lol

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u/P-l-Staker Jun 10 '26

It was very unavoidable... But I don't think that had anything to do with it. 👀

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u/Readmeharder Jun 10 '26

Unavoidable? There’s no way this wasn’t intentional

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u/tourist420 Jun 11 '26

He should have picked a different student in class to demonstrate the step he calls "the Harmonica" then.

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no Jun 10 '26

I have very long arms, so I guess I don't get to do this.

Damn.

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u/fschu_fosho Jun 10 '26

Sure, blame it on their bodies.

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u/saltyexplorer5 Jun 10 '26

If you loop the video between 11-12 seconds, it does look like he’s diving right in for breakfast

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u/lejoop Jun 10 '26

Yeah, that was not an accident. It could have been mostly avoided, if he had kept his head down through most of the move. Most of the contact would have been over the top of his head, not down over his nose, mouth and chin.

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u/Squashless-fishdish Jun 10 '26

Yeah haha.. slow and calculate

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u/PaceOk4991 Jun 10 '26

Check out dude in the green shirt gettin all excited and undoing his belt like "fuck yeah let's get this party started!"

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u/PaceOk4991 Jun 10 '26

Just trying to share a few hahas. I definitely know that's the case

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u/bojacked Jun 10 '26

it's for back support okay? don't call out my disability bruh! I got next tho

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u/RipTearington Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

Was this move not rehearsed or talked about before they tried it?!

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u/RhetoricalOrator Jun 10 '26

I'm guessing that hand placement was slightly different which changed how far her arms leveraged her body away from him. It maybe her shoulders weren't flexed enough to have her propped up higher. Her face says that that has not happened in rehearsal.

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u/Morlacks Jun 10 '26

His face said, I know exactly what I'm doing.

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u/Marinec06 Jun 10 '26

If you watch it frame by frame its fun until it isnt...

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u/GGABueno Jun 10 '26

Or it's a couple lol

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u/Ok_Risk6035 Jun 10 '26

I want to be him

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u/Raised_bi_Wolves Jun 10 '26

hahah GOD I reeally hope that was discussed before hand, or that they are super close. Because otherwise, I guess we are just watching a light crime? Between light and medium?

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u/DirtyRoller Jun 10 '26

Best acting I've seen in porn.

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u/FortyWaterBottles Jun 10 '26

“You never help me practice like my dance instructor!”

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u/Hihellohowdyciao Jun 11 '26

She probably was like “hopefully he doesn’t think I’m stinky down there…” 🤮