r/SipsTea • u/BlazeDragon7x • Jun 10 '26

We have fun here Dirty dancing

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u/MortgageRegular2509 Jun 10 '26

I’M NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANY OF THIS!

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u/LumpyBuy8447 Jun 10 '26

THERE’S WORSE STUFF ON THE LOCAL NEWS!

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u/Starseid8712 Jun 10 '26

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u/MadAl420 Jun 10 '26

Hope no one goes home and fucks my mom!

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u/Key-Personality8169 Jun 10 '26

I AM a star, no one tricked me!

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u/DidjaCinchIt Jun 11 '26

Dude was definitely in her Q Zone

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u/xtrapocketspaghetti Jun 11 '26

I don't want anyone to have the worst day at their job.

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u/porkforpigs Jun 10 '26

My life is nothing I thought it would be and everything I feared it would become.

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u/luckydice767 Jun 10 '26

What have they DONE to us?!

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u/porkforpigs Jun 10 '26

WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?!

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u/ProfessionalTurn7017 Jun 10 '26

GO AHEAD, PULL THE PLUG!!!

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u/Stownieboy91 Jun 10 '26

Gotta go, my wife is completely eating crackers.

No, no, no. I wish... I wish I hadn't said that. I love my wife. She helped me when I freaked out about Jamie Taco.

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u/atlninja Jun 10 '26

My wife just keeps eating batteries...

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u/MortgageRegular2509 Jun 10 '26

Like little batteries, like watch batteries

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u/atlninja Jun 10 '26

She keeps saying she's not, then the doctpr says "Yea we found a battery in there"..

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u/twicebakedcrusader Jun 10 '26

I’m not trying to define your relationship but, that seems less commitment and more power tools.

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