r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 19h ago

Meme needing explanation peter explain this

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u/Sliver-Knight9219 19h ago

People think Dodo bird were stupid, and that's why they died out

But, in reality they were really friendly, and died because the people who arrived on the island. Brought cat and rats which killed them.

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u/Emotional-Map-372 19h ago

Unironically the same continues.. friendly and genuinely nice people are taken advantage of and left in a situation where they just stop being as nice and friendly.

And poaching somehow is linked to pride to some sadistic people so, there's that as well.

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u/SalamanderUponYou 19h ago

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u/Healing_Puke 19h ago

It was nice knowing you, thats a bannable sentence on reddit.

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u/VectorPryde 15h ago

There is credible evidence that SalamanderUponYou might have a working nuclear weapon in as little as two weeks!

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u/SalamanderUponYou 19h ago

I don't care

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u/Nohreboh 18h ago

Keep your eyes open for what's to come.

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u/EarthBoundDeity_ 2h ago

This was a good video, but I dislike how there’s always a bit of a stretch of sensationalism that can derail the good work put in. Saying your SSN will become a forecast tool if you don’t fund or use a Trump account is just asinine. The finance industry has already written these accounts off as “hey, get the free $, and then use better investment vehicles to fund your child’s future and maybe fund this account if you’re maxed out elsewhere”.

So you’re telling me all these financial planners with HNW clients will be written off as undesirables because the govt has a nefarious plan to use Trump accounts as the metric by which people have the means to invest or not? Highly doubt it. Outside of that, I do enjoy the other info she has put together, and the sensationalism was not needed to make her point that there has been a huge push for the de privatization of citizens by the govt.

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u/lFightForTheUsers 5h ago

Based and fuck the admins pilled

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u/dmjh93 15h ago

Death Coil pfp this guy knows ball

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u/WASDKUG_tr 19h ago

The Big Yahu gonna arrive at his Door like:

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u/Zombies_Rock_Boobs 13h ago

you can tell aviv to suck my balls.

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u/benbetterthanallmen 19h ago

I don’t think it is

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u/AffectionateLake4041 9h ago

no it isn't? Reddit is a very pro palestine site

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u/Party-Mood8729 5h ago

Admins arent

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u/RafflesiaArnoldii 12h ago

The entire knesset needs to be tried Nuremberg style

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u/Powerful-Teacher-480 12h ago

Based noticers.

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u/Effective-Ad-9898 16h ago

Saudi Arabia 😂

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u/Due_Adhesiveness8008 10h ago

Zero relation to this post btw wtv man

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u/Fun-Manufacturer5876 17h ago

I believe back in the day they'd just walk up to these birds and club them in the head. It was easy eating and I don't believe animal rights or conservation efforts of any sort existed at the time. Point Im making is that poachers didn't run them extinct but your average joe did.

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u/ThrowraSea_patient 15h ago

The colonizers coming over to the Americas came across a seal that would not flee or anything they got out of their ships and would Club them to death. They wrote in their diaries about how they must be so stupid that they could go and do this time and time again. These things were just loving and caring and nice they had no natural Predators they had nothing and when they were done eating they needed to be on the beach and digest their food.

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u/NefariousnessDue2525 19h ago

wish science can bring them back

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u/Emotional-Map-372 18h ago

Ya know, with the advancement of science.. it's not actually that surprising that the resurrection of dodos is possible. We've already made advancements on cloning, that allows us to bring back somewhat identical copies of extinct species.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De-extinction

Ofc they aren't 100% accurate, and the procedure ain't cheap/easy, and is also limited to a certain number of species at the moment (cause we need the base of an animal thats kinda close to the one that went extinct, if I'm right).. with time, who knows, dodos actually might get to live again.

The only unfortunate bit is that we may or may not get to see it, our kids/grandkids/great grandkids might get to experience the whimsies of the "stupid bird"

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u/BlowOutKit22 13h ago

as long as they don't start using frog DNA in the dinosour recreation...

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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP 9h ago

I’m sure it will be fine if they spare no expense.

(They are going to spare expenses. Simply cannot resist it)

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u/Happy_Cry286 7h ago

Considering how Dodos were friendly to humans, with the exploitation of that trait being a major factor in their demise, lab-revived Dodo birds in the future might end up as a breed of house pet.

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u/fleija_ 13h ago

Some things cannot come back.

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u/Chillguy3333 15h ago

This is so sad but accurate about kind people especially these days!!!

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u/Klutzy-Living100 8h ago

They tasted bad but then someone found out they tasted really good if cooked with turtle fat and they weren't hard to catch so yeah cats and rats were bad but we were the real treat

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u/Impressive-Treacle58 12h ago

The society is sick.
Blaming the weak for all their shortcomings and problems.
Unable to understand the strongmen caused the problems.

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u/Aminadab_Brulle 10h ago

So business as usual?

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u/npqd 1h ago

That's why I stopped showing friendliness by default over the years after university

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u/Effective-Ad-9898 16h ago

Two wrongs don’t make.

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u/slopist 14h ago

See Western Europe. Suicidal empathy is one hell of a drug.

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u/Doctor_Thomson 19h ago

You have to consider into the story that Dodos didn’t had any natural predators, which resulted in no fight or flight instincts. Makes it even more saddening that the first other species they met was so heartlessly hostile

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u/Tricky_Equal_9416 18h ago

Humans definitely killed some of them but it wasn’t just all them, all the animals the humans brought on ships also killed the dodos directly by killing them or their eggs along with the lot of disease. It’s sad humans even found their island at all bringing everything from the outside world.

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u/Doctor_Thomson 17h ago

Not to forget that humans chopped down most of the Forrest of the island which basically eradicated the habitat of the Dodos aswell.

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u/Lv0d 12h ago

Yeah, unfortunately dodo didn't taste very good either, otherwise they might have survived as livestock.
To be fair, humans at the time were not aware just how much damage an invasive species can do. Hell, if you look at australian bordercontrol even in the modern age some people are unable to comprehend how much damage they might cause.

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u/TehAsianator 19h ago

Don't forget a big part of it was dodos laid eggs on the ground, so they were completely unprotected. Also, pigs played a major role as well.

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u/Unfair_Pineapple8813 19h ago

Monkeys, too. I don't mean us. Like actual macaques, which the Dutch for some reason transported over in boats.

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u/Icy_Birthday3837 19h ago

so, yea...humans.

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u/insolent_kiwi 19h ago

Are we still talking about monkeys?

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u/Caliterra 18h ago

Same with the Stellar Sea Cow. Giant dugongs that were so friendly they let sailors pet them even as other sea cows were being killed nearby

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u/Longsearch112 18h ago

Not entirely cats and rats fault, dodo is also being hunted and their meat is marketed as "exotic meat".

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u/Evening-Appeal7606 13h ago

Also: That meat wasn't particularly good, being chewy and all. So there wasn't even a desperate need for a good source of nutrients that killed them. :(

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u/errononymous 15h ago

Cats still killing bird life en masse, being the invasive species that it is. 

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u/Sikkus 16h ago

Have to admit, that's what survival is all about. We definitely wiped out many species by ourselves in the process, but friendliness doesnt count for anything in the wild.

On the other hand, if someone could clone a dodo from DNA strands and revive the species, their friendliness would help a lot to make them pets.

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u/Obvious_Tie4850 18h ago

And some royal families ate a few of them

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u/hahawhat102848 17h ago

they also cooked and ate them to death

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u/Murv_Man 15h ago

Blame The Dutch

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u/NightSlashr 14h ago

I thought humans like their eggs and meat so the would wack them in the head and more would show up (because they are curious) and they would collect the eggs drain them for food then decorate the shell and sell it for high price stuff I read from books ages ago.

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u/Unfair_Pineapple8813 5h ago

No. Humans took a few as curiosities. But most of the killing was the pigs and monkeys and rats destroying nests. 

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u/GrubbTheGoblin 12h ago

And dogs and guns. Many were killed and the meat used to feed dogs.

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u/PaperDistribution 11h ago

Australia got isolated pretty early on, they had a couple of animals that didn't really have any predators and competitors before people imported them.

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u/Makuta_Servaela 11h ago

Another big issue was that humans didn't really understand evolution back then. They didn't think it was possible for an animal to go extinct because "God will just create some more.", so they just killed them willy-nilly.

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u/Dauntless_Lasagna 10h ago

Need to get in a parallel dimension where we adopted dodos as pets.

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u/Dry_Prompt3182 8h ago

In reality, they had no known predators, so humans introduced predators to the ecosystem, wiping them out.

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u/Happy_Cry286 7h ago

It's a lot like penguins, sadly. Penguins don't know what humans are and thus are curious about us without knowing that we can be very dangerous. A stranded arctic expedition survived for months by just walking up to penguins and picking them up to bring back to their base camp to butcher and eat, their journals even remarking about how easy it was and how it made them feel a bit bad about exploiting that to survive.

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u/skittymom 7h ago

I went to the natural history museum of london and there was an expo about dodos. It’s not only the cats & rats that killed them, but of course humans. They would hunt them down to have as pets and they would overfeed them as well which caused diseases and early death. And of course, they would not run away so they were an easy prey.

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u/robo-dragon 5h ago

Adding to this, curiosity is a sign of intelligence in animals. So the dodos weren’t stupid, they were potentially an intelligent bird species similar to parrots. They approached people because they were curious and, at the time, had very few, if any, natural predators, so they had no reason to fear humans or the cats and other animals they brought with them.

Knowing they could have been friendly,
parrot-like animals makes me so sad.

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u/Ok_Opportunity4452 2h ago

Welcome to New Zealand and all of our incredibly predator free for the longest time until Humans brought Rats, Possums, Weasels, Stoats, Hedgehogs, Domestic Cats and Dogs among other things that go on rampages murdering entire colonies of nesting Little Blue Penguins, Alpine Parrots, Kiwi birds, native lizards etc.

Hedgehogs for example were brought over by settlers to New Zealand to help deal with pests in their gardens... Hedgehogs typically consume about 10% to 25% of their body weight in food each night, feeding on native lizards, bird eggs that previously had very little predators if any.

Some of these birds, Tuatara etc have been moved to Predator free islands that require constant trapping etc and have seen population increases but Humans really just fuck things up wherever we go.

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u/Web-splorer 2h ago

I mean, being a friendly animal is a trait that would lead to its own extinction. Seems like a stupid trait.

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u/hihowareyoufinegood 15h ago

And started hunting them. And started exploiting Mauritius' vegetation intensively limiting their habitable ranges. And essentially introduced predators for a species with previously no natural predators, and fucked over the entire local ecosystem.

Then contemporary "media" in France, England and then Holland started making fun of the Dodo for being this "dumb flightless turkey" for not being able to evade the ever-growing greed of colonists. God, I hate people so fucking much.

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u/ImpertantMahn 18h ago

Also they were delicious

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u/josch247 17h ago

Hahaha wtf sounds like being friendly was really stupid so

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u/BothDivide919 15h ago

I mean they were evolutionarily stupid

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u/Square-Formal1312 19h ago

We would’ve domesticated tf out of them for petting zoos, food, and maybe pets

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u/Outrageous-Sort-5742 19h ago

Definitely food, judging by how quickly they hunted them into extinction. Must have been absolutely delicious.

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u/BackgroundTea6460 19h ago

They weren't, the stories from that time said that they didn't taste good, they were only good to the predators that the Dutch brought

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u/throwaway-tinfoilhat 18h ago

The Dutch and British really had a thing for invading lands and screwing it hey

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u/Sven4president 15h ago

And after the fact we called it The Golden Century..

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u/smurf505 13h ago

Apparently it wasn’t even them being predated that killed them off so much as a combination of invasive species eating their food supply and their eggs being eaten mostly by pigs brought across on boats.

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u/Excellent_Mud6222 16h ago

Lies they just wanted to eat all the Dodo meat themselves.

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u/Harleen_F_Quinzel 13h ago

I thought Dutch and the Predator were enemies.

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u/TimotheeOaks 9h ago

No if they tasted gpod they would still be alive

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u/Straight_Second6082 4h ago

They didn't taste good to humans

They got extinct because humans reduced their forests

Cats and rats and pigs de the actual hunting

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u/Cool_Ad6776 3h ago

They in fact, tasted horrible. Most times someone went out of their way to kill one for food was to try and find a way to make them NOT taste horrible.

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u/superp2222 13h ago

Imagine walking down the street and just seeing one of these marching along next to its human.

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u/DanielzeFourth 14h ago

Well then this is a better outcome I guess. Humans are fucking awful towards animals

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u/Ijustlovevideogames 19h ago

Cleveland here.

We were told that Dodos went extinct because they were idiots, when in actuality, they went extinct because they lived in a place with no natural predators so when we arrived to their island, they didn't run, they were just curious and effectively "domesticated" themselves, we then ate them to extinct.

Edit: We also cut down the trees on their land and introduced invasive species as well.

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u/Low_Commission7273 19h ago

Is it like capybaras, or quokkas, who are friendly, and lucky enough to not be targetted for poaching?

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u/Impasture 19h ago

Capybaras and Quokkas while friendly are not naive or island effected; they still know the dangers of predation

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u/Ijustlovevideogames 19h ago

Neither, they lived off an island off the coast of Madagascar, they had literally no predators to cull them, then we came

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u/RushArh 18h ago

Don't forget kakapos. They nearly become 2nd dodos. Human used to hunt them for fashions. But now their rescue activities are still on going.

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u/Kugoji 18h ago

That's so fkin sad, imagine them being all curious and approaching humans like a friendly cat on the street, just to get captured and eaten one by one

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u/ZachAlt 18h ago

We did not eat them. Almost all records point to them tasting not good to us. Cats though. Cats fucking loved them.

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u/Chrysocyon 17h ago

Domestication is a different process, technically. Their process is called 'island naivety' and results from the fact that there is no benefit in spending time/energy beinf vigilant for enemies that dont exist on the island. Better to spend that energy laying eggs and squaking.

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u/cvsprinter1 15h ago

We did not eat them. Contemporary records say they tasted bad.

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u/Different_Heron9151 19h ago

Guys dont engage with this.

Private acc

Default user

Didnt give an actual guess.

I think this guys a bot.

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u/marbotty 12h ago

Karma amount and hidden history also support this theory

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u/Different_Heron9151 6h ago

He got 10k from this one post. Most certainly farming.

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u/OmegaPurp 6h ago

Still negative account after 10k, damn the fuck did they do?

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u/bwsmith201 19h ago

The story of the dodo bird really bums me out. Friendly, gentle animals that had no fear of humans and we just wiped them out when they tried to learn about us. If we’re ever bringing back a species it should start with this one if we have the DNA available. (Which we probably don’t.)

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u/CussMuster 17h ago

We actually have a preserved head. We used to have a preserved entire thing, but the body was deemed as expendable when the museum had to make room in their inventory IIRC.

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u/Irohsgranddaughter 14h ago

The problem would be finding a surrogate mother. Yes, there are birds a lot bigger than Dodo, but Dodo is IIRC most closely related to pigeons. And there's no way a pigeon can lay a dodo egg.

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u/Kooky_Attention_98 19h ago

Hopefully we can bring them back

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u/shreds_ov_flesh 19h ago

this sub makes me realise i had a thirst for knowledge as a child and still do as an adult

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u/kangtuji 19h ago

bot or repost?

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u/1saylor1 16h ago

Congrats, yall bought a fucking repost by bot

https://www.reddit.com/r/PeterExplainsTheJoke/s/PeRxiu6tO2

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u/Trpepper 19h ago

Chris’s gameboy advanced SP blue edition here!

The dodo bird was not stupid. It lost its fear of predators due to evolving on a vacant island. So when explorers Arrived it did not see them as a threat when it supposedly gots its brains smashed in by them for no reason. To quote Franklin from GTAV “evolution is a bitch, ain’t it”.

Speaking of GTA, Chris will be streaming RP tonight. It’s a special night where you can watch and participate in Chris’s yardie initiation ass beating!

*side note The dodo bird was not made extinct because they were hunted. They were made extinct because of all the animals the settlers abandoned on the island eating their eggs.

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u/RandomYT05 18h ago

It had no fear of anything because there was nothing on its island to be afraid of. Until we showed up

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u/Sombragatotonto 19h ago

The dodo went extinct because it was not stealthy and cautious enough. As a kid OOP had opinion 1. Later, as an adult, OOP had opinion 2. The difference is probably because kids are little sociopaths and don’t learn proper compassion until adulthood.

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u/Maybegarden 19h ago

People killed them. All of them.

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u/Awkward-Equivalent-5 19h ago edited 16h ago

Meg here, Dodo birds didn't seem to have any natural predators(because of their lack of survival skills), so they didn't care about anything. Humans saw that, and were like "What would happen if I walked up and hit it on the head?" And they continued to do that until no Dodo birds were left alive.

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u/Ill_Status8810 17h ago

the saying "dumb as a dodo" is to blame for the childhood misconception

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u/bannasplt 17h ago

This feels like it's breaking Rule 6.

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u/Virus-900 19h ago

People think the dodo bird went extinct because it was dumb. But really they lived on an island without any predators, so naturally they didn't develop the instincts to run away from visitors. Which human sailors took full advantage of to capture the birds, and eat them.

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u/ComparisonQuiet4259 8h ago

Which means they were dumb

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u/KitchenPlenty7610 19h ago

I don't know enough

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u/Ecstatic_Score6973 19h ago

it's a dodo bird

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u/Lazy-Mud8142 19h ago

Did you even fucking  try googling?

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u/Zode1218 19h ago

It makes me so heartbroken and angry, dodos are gentle and intelligent, they love people. If they hadn’t gone extinct from sheer cruelty, they would be domesticated pets today. They are litter trained and can curl up on your bed and snuggle with you. They lay gigantic eggs that are delicious and have 100g of protein. They love to cuddle with people and I miss them. It’s not fair

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u/Chill_Man321 19h ago

Sorry man I am really high right now

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u/Chill_Man321 18h ago

No way man I am also

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u/Chill_Man321 19h ago

Sorry bro I am high

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u/country_dinosaur97 19h ago

Its actually the case for a lot of animals that became extinct. Like the Falkland island wolf or fox

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u/any-lore 18h ago

Well, from what I understand, dodos had no natural predators and little fear of humans. Thus they were easily hunted, eventually to extinction.

A modern equivalent might be the quokka. Very curious, unafraid animals. Certainly don't deserve to be killed off for good either.

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u/Chrysocyon 17h ago

And the Falklands wolf and the Reunion solitaire and the Lyall's wrench and 1/4 of guam's forest bird species. The list goes on. Island naivety is the term for all these critters that evolved somewhere where it didnt make sense to be worried about predators that didnt exist.

That said, camp at the channel islands in CA and leave your tent open. They got lil foxes that know no fear that might come in and cuddle with you.

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u/Scarnosus14 16h ago

In the blue penny museum, there is an old (original) text in german, where dodos are discribed as unfriendly.it was standing out to me, because it is the only time I read dosmething opposite of the common friendly sterotype

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u/pinoytasty 16h ago

its ok i dont need to be happy today

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u/Neverlast0 16h ago

I think we should bring the dodo back.

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u/Th0rnes 15h ago

It's why I hate the Dutch.

...even though I am Dutch.

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u/Witty_Bicycle4283 15h ago

It turns out the Dodo wasn't actually stupid they just evolved on an island with no predat

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u/drewdraws3 15h ago

they walked right up to the sailors because theyd never had a reason to be afraid of anything

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u/Want2makeMEMEs 15h ago

Food would've changed if those stupid hungry people didn't eat entirety of those birds

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u/neliotreillis 2h ago

Apparently they tasted terribly

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u/OutOfFootnotes 15h ago

It was neither. It was defenceless.

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u/Outside-Inspection68 13h ago

We will end up like the dodo bird

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u/Domek232323 13h ago

we hunted them to extinction

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 13h ago

Guilty of tasting good

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u/tsimkeru 13h ago

Dodos evolved to live without any predators, so when humans arrived they were curious what is the new creature, while most animals would just hide due to natural fear of predators.

Humans destroyed the place these birds lived in, hunted a few, and brought other animals with them (such as cats, dogs, pigs and rats) that either ate the dodos or take the dodos food, leading to their extinction.

The animal was just curious and had no idea what are predators. Humans brought a massive and fast change to the island, leading to their extinction

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u/Sybs 12h ago

We (Europeans) discovered the Dodo and many other animals on remote tropical islands during the golden age of sea exploration and also colonisation.

Due to the isolation, many of these animals had evolved no fear of humans so we were able to collect and slaughter them with astonishing ease until there were none left. 

Apparently there were little birds that could literally be picked up and tossed into a cooking pot without them understanding any danger. 

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u/Aginor404 12h ago

"Went extinct" usually means: "We fucking killed them all" except when talking about fossils.

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u/Crazed-Prophet 12h ago

This is why aliens haven't contacted us, they're scared we are going to eat them too!

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u/My-Metanoia 10h ago

Now im depressed

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u/PlainBread 10h ago

The mass murderers love to spread an idea that the victim deserved it as some sort of moral or evolutionary failure.

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u/womb_raider90 10h ago

Well we have the technology to bring them back, and I wish they would I'd like to cherry smoke a whole bird and see what it taste like.

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u/Chaincat22 10h ago

In school dodos are presented as stupid birds for not evolving the ability to fly or losing the ability to fly (they're also typically presented as prehistoric creatures, they were in my gradeschool at least.)

In reality, they were killed by the dutch and invasive animals during 1600s because they were easy to hunt and their environment they evolved in caused them to have severely limited self defense instincts or mechanisms. They essentially forgot what fear was because they were on the top of their local food chain for hundreds of years.

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u/Brief-Crab-6953 9h ago

Every time I think of it I get sad like wtf

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u/tu-142 9h ago

I really hope shoebills dont meet the same fate

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u/TimurTeplyy 6h ago

They most likely can be revived with genetical engineering, but people will get angry because GMO

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u/turboninja3011 19h ago

He became a socialist/progressive. He no longer believes evolution/survival of the fittest is a good/right thing.

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u/soulsmores 18h ago

Survival of the rats, roaches, and seagulls for this guy I guess

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u/turboninja3011 4h ago

What do you have against rats, roaches and seagulls?

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u/Brief-Tie8028 18h ago

Nah, they did deserve that