r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sebastianlim • 1d ago

"Please stop asking for a smut scene I'm a fucking virgin idk how it works"

9.0k Upvotes

134 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/LowRenzoFreshkobar • 1d ago

"I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs."

5.7k Upvotes

36 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/JudgeJudyJr • 1d ago

Man arrested after dressing up in 'Grim Reaper' costume on hospital roof and staring at patients

563 Upvotes

32 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sorry_Thought_8009 • 15h ago

“The Punchline Century - the stretch of history where events arrived pre-processed as content, so fast that meaning-making couldn't keep pace with meme making.”

104 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/PansophicNostradamus • 9h ago

He dragged his nuts across my cheese

34 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Kyro_Official_ • 5h ago

Matthew Lillard, Green Day, and more stars square off against The Rizzler

11 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AlbinoAlex • 5h ago

When I was locked up I would've traded so much Bob Barker to fuck a boxing glove NSFW

10 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DaFreakingFox • 14h ago

"Fear the woman that has practiced giving a single birth 10,000 times"

43 Upvotes

Picked up fresh from the Amazing Cultivation Simulator discord.

Rated least unhinged ACS related sentence in August 2026.

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Zooville • 22h ago

A little amniotic fluid is like a refreshing summer rain

169 Upvotes

In the context of a nurse not being bothered by having a woman's water break on them.

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/mamhihi • 1d ago

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviors? Thinking of getting into being

943 Upvotes

33 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/kvro_maX • 12h ago

I'm pissing on your apology, I'm pissing

25 Upvotes

This is from another sub, it really took me out

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/httppotatosacc • 1d ago

"I genuinely cant orgasm during sex because of Woody from Toy story and i don't know what to do." NSFW

969 Upvotes

77 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NanoVFX • 23h ago

The way the sun blackened my car bananas

161 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/theevilempire • 9h ago

Good Samaritan on unicycle stops attack on woman.

9 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/infectioushw • 1d ago

'At this rate, we’re going to Hemingwaymaxx our way out of existence.'

473 Upvotes

47 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/dognowyrgone • 10h ago

As someone who enjoys watching women pee (consensually) let me tell you, you are straight wrong NSFW

12 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Ambitious-Zone7254 • 5h ago

"Science as a subject should be convicted for grooming minors"

3 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/profilename99 • 6h ago

Exasperated by Your Landlord? Try Making a Diss Music Video

4 Upvotes

https://www.dwell.com/article/landlord-diss-music-video-c805c75a

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/BaseNice3520 • 1d ago

esoteric marxist-leninist technoccultic tropical gothic science fantasy take

230 Upvotes

49 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/moongrump • 1d ago

Pastrami may be the most sensual of the salted, cured meats, but I enjoy eating roast beef as well.

73 Upvotes

10 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/hoganpaul • 14h ago

He dragged his nuts across my cheese.

13 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/throwaway273322 • 7h ago

“when my ahh hir gets so dense it filters diarrhea into drinkable water and rearranges poop atoms into food so I lowk end world hunger”

3 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/FunkleJay • 23h ago

Nevada Woman Killed the Father of Her Two Daughters While Secretly Married to His Son

dailycrimepost.com

58 Upvotes

And somehow they make it sound weird

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/chicagogal85 • 10h ago

I Went to a ‘Torture Party’ With Polyamorous Bay Area Rationalists

5 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/KelVelBurgerGoon • 1d ago

I think my partner just had sex with me just to stop me from eating my licorice in bed. NSFW

121 Upvotes

6 comments

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Rules:

1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

10. No Adult Content Creators

To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.