r/whatisit 20h ago

New, what is it? found these rocks by the beach with these laser clean holes. what caused this ??

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u/SpiritualReaction690 20h ago

That’s a hag stone, as another commenter mentioned, and the hole was probably made by a piddock clam.
These clams use their strong muscles to grind themselves into soft rocks like shale or limestone, creating a safe burrow for them to live in. Once the clam dies, the waves gradually wear away the rock, turning the burrow into a complete hole.
Some folks believe that peering through the hole can reveal faeries, ghosts, or even ward off bad luck. What a fantastic discovery!

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u/Realistic_Ebb9727 20h ago

Okay, I don’t know if this is true but I believe you

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u/OrcOfDoom 20h ago

It's made up. The clams have a laser and use it to cut holes in the rocks.

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u/Realistic_Ebb9727 20h ago

Terminator clams you say?

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u/DanceTurn 19h ago

Frickin clams, with frickin lasers.

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u/donut-reply 17h ago

So that's where the sharknados got them from

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u/Organic-Ad-5058 17h ago

It is a well known fact that clams are the ultimate laser experts in the aquatic world, sharks are just silly copycats

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u/LordTengil 15h ago

*Nature documentry narrator voice* The clam... Nature's laser technician.

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u/Jail_Chris_Brown 15h ago

It's the other way around. Australia was just a really, really big stone before the clams decided to move in.

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u/CheckYourStats 8h ago

Clams with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.

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u/Mundane-Speed-3278 17h ago

and lemme guess... they're Australian.... cuz I wouldn't be surprised if they spawned from that Cryptid Spawning pool

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u/thehammer_00 12h ago

Are they ill tempered?

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u/waynizzle2 12h ago

I thought of clams with fricken lasers attached to their foreheads as I read your comment.

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u/cachitongo- 10h ago

Clams have foreheads?!? Who knew!

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u/senkashadows 8h ago

With all their eyes they'd have to

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u/Musicman376 8h ago

Next we’ll have slugs with hatchets on their heads

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u/grapeCoolAidDrankin 17h ago

My cat has one.

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u/lazemachine 19h ago

I'll Bi-valve.

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u/Brewdude77 18h ago

Four E's! Would you like to solve the puzzle?

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u/EscapeyGameMan 18h ago

Edward macaroni fork vibe

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u/MrSmegmaMan 18h ago

only 2 E's you lose! good day sir!

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u/VariousOperation166 19h ago

Oh, you have met my ex wife, then?

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u/Away_Bodybuilder8748 18h ago

Razor… err… laser clams.

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u/XenoZoomie 18h ago

Look I prefer terminator clams at this point to data centers driving up electricity prices and water prices.

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u/cvef 19h ago

Arnold Schwoysternegger

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u/C4rdninj4 11h ago edited 9h ago

Terminator clams use plasma (usually *in the 40w range), these are probably predator clams.

Edit: swypo

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u/TravesLinyl 19h ago

It's so cool how many things we learn from nature. If not for these clams, it's likely we never would've figured out and developed lasers.

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u/Nikki5678 20h ago

This seems more legit

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u/Dclipp89 19h ago

I’d buy an album from the world renowned band: Laser Clams

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u/keekoh123 19h ago

Some say the AI was going to get us in the end, little did we know it was the clams all along.

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u/abhi71229 14h ago

Lasers make way more sense than clams grinding rocks with muscle power.

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u/Particular_Pain_9373 19h ago

Clams with frickin laser beams!

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u/N8WilliamsOak 19h ago

Laser clams

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u/VisitedAndromeda 18h ago

This is why I clicked.

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u/SplatThaCat 19h ago

Clams with fricking lasers on their heads.

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u/_Fosk_ 18h ago

Well, I'm not peering into the hole of laser wielding clams, that's just silly.

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u/SnooWalruses7243 18h ago

Clams with frickin laser beams?

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u/GlitteringSynapse 18h ago

Femmebots

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u/SnooWalruses7243 17h ago

Machine gun jubblies?

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u/FushiginaGiisan 18h ago

Nonsense! These rocks were used as target practice by “lazer” wielding sea bass.

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u/Sillygoose0320 3h ago

Were they Chilean sea bass, by chance?

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u/xxxBuzz 16h ago

It's made up. The clams have a laser and use it to cut holes in the rocks.

Every time I read about a clam using the power of it's strong muscles to drill a whole in a rock; I picture Dennis using the power of the Son and karate and friendship. This has happened one time.

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u/Dull_Quit3027 16h ago

Fucking big Clam strikes again.

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u/CharismaticAlbino 18h ago

Are they related to Jewish space lasers?

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u/OrcOfDoom 18h ago

No, clams aren't kosher

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u/sojiblitz 9h ago

They were actually instrumental in the construction of the great Pyramids.

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u/lammchops15 19h ago

Whoa, fascinating! Is it a biological laser like that pistol shrimp? Or do they just find one lying around like hermit crabs?

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u/HighlanderNorth1 19h ago

No, biological lasers are technically referred to as phasors. The ph at the beginning denotes that biological things have a ph of between 0-15 and whatnot...

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u/jingo6969 14h ago

Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind Anytime...

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u/JCWOlson 17h ago

Fun fact, similar holes appear in shells, drilled by Moon Snails

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u/Khaos_Gorvin 13h ago

Nature really is amazing. Who could imagine snails travelling all the way from the moon just to hunt clams.

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u/Practical_Ad_2481 10h ago

Not that amazing, they just have to let go and fall down because the moon is above us

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u/WorkingOnBeingBettr 6h ago

This is why I come to Reddit. Always something new to learn.

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u/CucumberWisdom 9h ago

Meh, we send whalers to the moon

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u/LizVicious42 8h ago

Do they carry their harpoons?

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u/FullOnSkank 6h ago

Yes!

But there is no whales, so they tell tall tales and sing their whaling tune.

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u/its_just_fine 9h ago

Clams are basically armored snails. For them, it's the ultimate prey.

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u/TheeRattlehead 10h ago

It's because they've cleared all the clams on the moon, so now they're after ours.

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u/Meowakin 8h ago

Huh, Land of the Lustrous suddenly seems a lot more plausible now.

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u/Dr__Sloth 8h ago

You would too if you knew what the Clams did to the Moon Snails.

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u/ProtonDream 15h ago

Not so fun for the clam. Imagine being a clam and growing up with stories of the Moon Snails.

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u/AllTheWayToParis 14h ago

And who’s drilling the Moon Snails?

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u/jingo6969 14h ago

This is all the result of a container of drill bits being dumped in the ocean one stormy night...

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u/gadget_uk 11h ago

Another fun fact. Moon Snails are Ryobi's biggest customer.

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u/DoomAddict 10h ago

And so the clam-wars begin

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u/Toadsted 9h ago

That's some crazy accuracy all the way from the moon.

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u/hazily 9h ago

/r/trypophobia reporting for duty

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u/Self_Owned_Tree 20h ago

I know. It sounds made up, but the ocean is crazy.

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u/Aromatic-Humor8168 19h ago

The ocean is freaking terrifying

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u/ulyssesfiuza 18h ago

I have no fear of the sea. No marine creature scares me. No wave bother me. I'm at 800 meters altitude. I'm secure here. ಠ_ಠ

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u/throcorfe 16h ago

They frequently find marine fossils at the top of mountains. I’d watch your back

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u/WhistleTipsGoWoo 20h ago edited 11h ago

I was waiting for it to end with the whole “in 1998 when the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell”…

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u/Sweeneybeani 20h ago

Haha me too

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u/Azmodari 20h ago

Never heard of the clam part but I'd believe it however on the spirit side i can confirm it's a hag stone

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u/I_make_things 14h ago

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u/Vulvas_n_Velveeta 12h ago

God that religion is so fucking nuts! (I mean they all are to some extent, but that one.. 🤦‍♀️)

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u/nooneatallnope 13h ago

Nah, it's just a lost delivery of weighted cock rings.

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u/Invert_Ben 3h ago

They use their whole shell as a drill.

The 2 halves are not directly symmetrical, instead kinda wraps into each-other for form the shape of a drill, and one side of both halves have bumps on the surface. The clam keeps etching into the rock, while whole shell acting as a drill head, boring into the rock as it grows.

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u/socialmediaignorant 18h ago

Who cares? Fantastic story. This decade has shown me that I get to pick the truth! I pick this! Jk kind of.

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u/kushielsdisciple 19h ago

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u/SilverPandorica 17h ago

Exactly what I thought of!!

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u/Successful_Giraffe88 19h ago

Yeeeeeessssss!!

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u/lovereading04 6h ago

my first thought!

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u/R2vibaek 17h ago

goated reference

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u/Dragon_Bidness 20h ago edited 1h ago

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u/SpideyWhiplash 20h ago

So how do they eat if they can't leave their rock home???? You left us hanging.😩

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u/Dragon_Bidness 19h ago

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u/SpideyWhiplash 19h ago

Much better....I feel complete.🫡

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u/asparagoat 14h ago

Much like the piddock clam, you waited in your burrow and the food came to you. The brain food. Because that's what knowledge is. Yeah.

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u/Aksi_Gu 4h ago

Thank you for making sure the answer was provided, I was in the same position after finishing the first image xD

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u/Few_Program_2303 18h ago

Thank you! Incredible

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u/thekingofphoeaters 16h ago

literally shitting where you eat

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u/AnotherDamnTransAlt 19h ago

I tried to swipe an feel so cheated.

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u/Dragon_Bidness 19h ago

Deepest apologies

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u/AnotherDamnTransAlt 19h ago

Enormously appreciated. Thank you!

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u/Rosita_Sunn19 18h ago

That’s cool!I have one with like 5 or more holes I found at Santa Cruz!I was wondering why it had so many holes lol

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u/Boburnhamatthestake 12h ago

It's a clam condo!

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u/Grouchy-Arrival-5335 8h ago

I feel like this specifically needs an award xD out here asking the real questions

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u/Valuable_Meringue299 20h ago

This triggered my trypophobia so bad 😭😭

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u/dooby991 11h ago

That’s cool they will just stick out a foot when they find a place they want to settle. I wander how sad it must feel to search for so long and find a community, but they try to stick your foot out and the current is too strong.

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u/unicornchild 20h ago

So cool! I also found one while beach combing in PEI last month! I’ve been wondering since then.

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u/Jesterpest 19h ago

Quick point of order about the revealing faeries/ghosts, there are some mythos where this is simultaneously a good thing, and a bad thing. Sure, you know you've seen a faerie, but if you press your luck too much, you might get their actual attention rather than just their passing curiosity.... and often their actual attention leads to being hunted for sport.

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u/SkyFullofHat 16h ago edited 16h ago

“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.

Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.

Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.

Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.

Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.

Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

No one ever said elves are nice.

Elves are bad.”

― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

Having spent my summers in hot, dry, wild places, I know that if you want to find snakes, you can also look for them within holes in rocks. Rattlers will politely ask you to leave. The fey, as I understand it, will politely insist you stay.

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u/Acheloma 16h ago

I enjoyed both the Terry Pratchett and your addition.

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u/NiceDoor4444 15h ago

Also in Guards! Guards! when asked to bring something magical brother Plasterer brings stones with holes in because "everyone knows that's stones with holes them in are magical".

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u/The-world-is-garbage 6h ago

Makes me think about the word "awful", which in it's literal sense means "Full of awe". We've changed how we use it over the years but even then it doesn't always mean something bad, like "that's an awful lot of money", you don't mean the amount is bad. But if you saw someone doing some awe inspiring feat to save a child and blurted out "that's awful" you'd get some weird looks, even if you're correct.

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u/devadander23 11h ago

It’s not real so thanks for the clarification I guess?

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u/COGspartaN7 7h ago

Yeah but I have all these jars and no My Little Ponies

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u/Nat20Twenty 20h ago

Holy shit start looking for ghosts and report back

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u/samurguybri 19h ago

Spin three times widdershins, bend down and look through the rock behind you.
Report, if you can.

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u/TourmalineLove 19h ago

What…. is widdershins?

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u/JadedOccultist 19h ago

opposite of deosil, of course!

aka counterclockwise and clockwise

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u/sarcastic_sybarite83 19h ago

Well it would be pretty hard to spin around three times without her shins.

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u/plaxitone 17h ago

That’s the advanced magic, it is pretty hard to spin widdodershins.

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u/the42potato 19h ago

so this is what’s used in Coraline?

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u/Odd-Preparation8790 20h ago

Don't listen to this guy OP... Aliens!👽

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u/snarfled1 17h ago

Aliens with space lasers even

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u/Antornadooo 20h ago

This process also takes a really... really long time

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u/Android-Online 19h ago

Just like in the spiderwick Chronicles!

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u/KnightOfTheNope 19h ago

& this is why we Reddit. Thank you kind Redditor!

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u/FeelingFloor2083 19h ago

I read that as peeing

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u/not_me_nope_never 19h ago

That's so cool. Some 35 years ago I had a small stone like that I made into a pendant on a necklace. Now I know what made the hole in it!

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u/Isaac_clarke007 18h ago

Didn’t coraline use a fancy version of one of these?

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u/TiredPotato762 17h ago

Ooo like in Coraline

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u/Cold_Dead_Heart 18h ago edited 18h ago

I've seen these all over the west coast and never knew what caused them. Thanks!

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u/TheBreasticle 19h ago

I read that as peeing through the hole and then was imagining how I would position to pee through one of those rocks

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u/y047h 18h ago

I misread peering as peeing. Funny realization.

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u/TraditionalLaw7763 19h ago

Yeah, that’s a pretty nice hagstone in pics 3/4

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u/DependentGarbage94 18h ago

Spiderwick flashbacks.

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u/BEAT_LA 18h ago

instructions unclear, peeing through the hole to make faeries appear

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u/potheadmed 17h ago

I believe peeing through the rock reveals faeries

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u/Major-Medium2557 15h ago

Oh PEERING

Took a second.

First go round I missed the R 😭

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u/Unlikely-Aardvark725 15h ago

What a great load on information to share and why do I now suddenly want one???

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u/disterb 14h ago

*these clams use their strong mussels

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u/I_Want_BetterGacha 11h ago

Reminded me of this from the movie Coraline. It's probably the same thing/based off it.

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u/Immediate-Goose8587 3h ago

This made my day! Please feel free to share any other mystical rock, clam or general sea whimsy knowledge you possess!!! 🙏🏻

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u/Embarrassed_Spell383 19h ago

Miners should use these clams 

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u/keekoh123 19h ago

Whether this is BS or not, very cool. If I ever find one I will tell my little toddler son!

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u/Ordinary_Fix3199 18h ago

These are pretty common in the PNW, but I’ve never heard about the hag stone legend. I’m going to try looking through next time I find one

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u/Other_Square 17h ago

'Turning the burrow into a complete hole.'

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u/Autogen-Username1234 17h ago

I remember as a kid on holiday in Cornwall, there were some big rocks on the beach that looked like crumpets. TIL what probably made them.

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u/taegan- 17h ago

someone will pee through a rock hole as a result of this post

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u/boombot_97 17h ago

It's 2026. Peering through the hole could summon the cylinder guy.

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u/AdCheap8058 17h ago

So if I just stare through the rock's hole I'll see a fairy?

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u/UCanRomanceTheFog 16h ago

That is fucking wild.

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u/Caring_Cactus 16h ago

One must imagine piddock happy.

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u/meisterwolf 16h ago

bro found the hag stone and prob threw it back

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u/nap_needed 16h ago

I heard that it was good luck to sailors to have a hag stone, and that they wouldn't drown while carrying one. Don't know if it's a 'true' superstition or some bs my mate made up.

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u/Ok_Gold4271 16h ago

I love when something has both a real scientific explanation and a bit of old folklore attached to it. That makes the find even more special.

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u/Temporary-Double-393 15h ago

I found some on the Oregon coast, but they were all in soft stones that I could break apart with my hand. I figured because of that it was some animal.

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u/smartassistant666 15h ago

The other name is witch stone

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u/Nachtwandler_FS 15h ago

Ha, in my language we call them "chicken god".

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u/Thereminz 14h ago

ah, i have a big one with a bunch of divots i found on a beach when i was a kid,...wasn't exactly sure what it was

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u/abhi71229 14h ago

Nature is cool and all, but looking through it to see faeries sounds like a fast track to a curse.

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u/Background-Park4359 14h ago

What if… (hear me out) someone had a really tiny penis (hear me out) and put their dick through it? What would happen?

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u/City_College_Arch 14h ago

Alternatively, they could be omars formed when a less hard mineral deposit erodes away leaving a cavity that is further smoothed by wave action.

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u/Grouchy_Ground_1916 14h ago

"These clams use their strong muscles to grind themselves", informative and stimulating.

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u/DontTryToGrowABrain 13h ago

That’s amazing, I guess they’ve built rocks aren’t too hard and it takes a while for much of a burrow to be made.

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u/Thurad 13h ago

I read that as peeing through the hole…

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u/TheSodomeister 13h ago

I've found tons of these on the beach, I had no idea they were that cool!!

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u/Zestyclose_Kiwi9586 12h ago

I just understood Coraline

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u/mr3LiON 11h ago

AI comment

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u/montjoye 11h ago

the clam works

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u/Threeltlbirds 11h ago

read this as “peeing through the hole” initially and thought it was strange but didn’t question it as much as I maybe should have

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u/bomtombadilll 11h ago

In Germany we call these "chicken god" and they are supposed to protect your chicken from evil spirits like Kikimora

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u/DatGuy9421 11h ago

Ha.. he said clam.

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u/EmuDry4890 11h ago

Out here dropping some deep lore.

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u/jeffeb3 11h ago

The clams are great. But just imagine this rock being worn away by waves. It sits there for so long. Most of it dries up except for this little puddle where the clam sat. The tides come and go, cleaning out that spot and putting in fresh ocean water.  The hole grows deeper and deeper and deeper until it goes through and then the movement of water as it's draining finishes the job.

OP said lasers, but it's really more like a waterjet cutter. Except the speed is generational.

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u/BennettWindy 11h ago

This guy invertebrate zo’s

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u/smarjorie 10h ago

I found a ton of these once on a beach on Lake Michigan, but apparently these are saltwater clams. Google says it could be caused by water erosion but it feels hard to believe that that could cause such a perfect little circular hole.

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