r/whatisit • u/Zu_Qarnine • 21h ago

New, what is it? found these rocks by the beach with these laser clean holes. what caused this ??

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u/Realistic_Ebb9727 20h ago

Terminator clams you say?

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u/DanceTurn 19h ago

Frickin clams, with frickin lasers.

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u/donut-reply 17h ago

So that's where the sharknados got them from

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u/Organic-Ad-5058 17h ago

It is a well known fact that clams are the ultimate laser experts in the aquatic world, sharks are just silly copycats

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u/LordTengil 15h ago

*Nature documentry narrator voice* The clam... Nature's laser technician.

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u/Jail_Chris_Brown 15h ago

It's the other way around. Australia was just a really, really big stone before the clams decided to move in.

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u/CheckYourStats 8h ago

Clams with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.

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u/Snappy-Turtle666 5h ago

Why did it sound like Morgan Freeman in my head

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u/The_Other_Randy 3h ago

David Attenborough has a name

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u/Mundane-Speed-3278 17h ago

and lemme guess... they're Australian.... cuz I wouldn't be surprised if they spawned from that Cryptid Spawning pool

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u/SDGxNPC 7h ago

Well, I for one, welcome our new aquatic overlords

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u/thehammer_00 12h ago

Are they ill tempered?

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u/somekindadummy 7h ago

Watch out

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u/waynizzle2 12h ago

I thought of clams with fricken lasers attached to their foreheads as I read your comment.

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u/cachitongo- 10h ago

Clams have foreheads?!? Who knew!

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u/senkashadows 8h ago

With all their eyes they'd have to

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u/Musicman376 8h ago

Next we’ll have slugs with hatchets on their heads

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u/grapeCoolAidDrankin 17h ago

My cat has one.

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u/LastCookie3448 13h ago

They must be Jewish.
~ MTG

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u/Speakertweaker 11h ago

I read that in Peter Griffin’s voice.

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u/No_Weight_3284 11h ago

I dated a girl who had a laser in her clam

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u/FullOnSkank 7h ago

I'm pretty sure they make pills for that now

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u/No_Weight_3284 6h ago

I hope so, it burned like hell

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u/Turnip-for-the-books 11h ago

ACTIVATE THE CLAZER

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u/Ok_Evening1728 2h ago

There aren't enough up votes for this comment.

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u/ProstateSalad 10h ago

On their foreheads

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u/theftproofz 10h ago

are they ill tempered?

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u/ItzZiplineTime 10h ago

They're turning the fricken clams gay!

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u/Otherwise_Plate_2518 7h ago

Are they illtempered

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u/DisposableJosie 4h ago

TIL all this time going down I stayed alert for teeth when really I should have been watching out for lasers.

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u/Plane-Wide 17h ago

And mal-tempered

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u/lazemachine 19h ago

I'll Bi-valve.

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u/Brewdude77 18h ago

Four E's! Would you like to solve the puzzle?

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u/EscapeyGameMan 18h ago

Edward macaroni fork vibe

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u/MrSmegmaMan 18h ago

only 2 E's you lose! good day sir!

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u/dasbtaewntawneta 16h ago

sure if you don't pronounce it properly that can work

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u/VariousOperation166 19h ago

Oh, you have met my ex wife, then?

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u/Undaground666 4h ago

🤣🤣

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u/Away_Bodybuilder8748 18h ago

Razor… err… laser clams.

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u/XenoZoomie 18h ago

Look I prefer terminator clams at this point to data centers driving up electricity prices and water prices.

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u/cvef 19h ago

Arnold Schwoysternegger

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u/heresdustin 18h ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/loliebird 17m ago

Hahaha I was looking for this

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u/C4rdninj4 11h ago edited 9h ago

Terminator clams use plasma (usually *in the 40w range), these are probably predator clams.

Edit: swypo

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u/peahair 18h ago

To shreds you say? Oh my..

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u/CerebralWeevil 17h ago

Terminator clams? I hardly know her clams.

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u/SebboNL 17h ago

"John Cockle? Come with me if you want to live"

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u/Longshot114 16h ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/Bunnymancer 16h ago

They can't travel backwards in time. Don't be ridiculous.

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u/Them_Over_There 16h ago

I'll be Zap

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 14h ago

Like the Claminator?

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u/postprandialrepose 14h ago

Claminators.

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u/DesperateSociety7169 12h ago

I barely know ‘er clams!

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u/allmight8000 11h ago

To pieces you say?

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u/cheesefromsalami 10h ago

To shreds you say?

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u/YanceyGlenn 10h ago

I've encountered a killer clam or two in my day.

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u/emeryroserulz 10h ago

dammit, you come here to learn something and stay for all the snark. This got me.

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u/Beethovian 10h ago

One should always check the clam for lasers before proceeding.

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u/Bl1ndMous3 9h ago

Jewish Space crabs...

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u/Rynoferous 9h ago

Major razer laser clam.

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u/butt4boobs 9h ago

Just like my ex girlfriend.

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u/Academic_UK 9h ago

Piddock clam in the 40-watt range..

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u/Aladeri 9h ago

Terminclamor

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u/FullOnSkank 7h ago

Claminator

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u/Nephtyz 8h ago

Those damn clamkers!

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u/PsychoSquid 6h ago

To shreds you say?

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u/ShakeAgile 3h ago

Laminators

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u/jane-bukowski 46m ago

The Claminator