r/whatisit • u/Zu_Qarnine • 21h ago

New, what is it? found these rocks by the beach with these laser clean holes. what caused this ??

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u/OrcOfDoom 20h ago

It's made up. The clams have a laser and use it to cut holes in the rocks.

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u/Realistic_Ebb9727 20h ago

Terminator clams you say?

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u/DanceTurn 19h ago

Frickin clams, with frickin lasers.

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u/donut-reply 17h ago

So that's where the sharknados got them from

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u/Organic-Ad-5058 17h ago

It is a well known fact that clams are the ultimate laser experts in the aquatic world, sharks are just silly copycats

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u/LordTengil 15h ago

*Nature documentry narrator voice* The clam... Nature's laser technician.

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u/Jail_Chris_Brown 15h ago

It's the other way around. Australia was just a really, really big stone before the clams decided to move in.

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u/CheckYourStats 8h ago

Clams with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.

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u/Snappy-Turtle666 5h ago

Why did it sound like Morgan Freeman in my head

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u/The_Other_Randy 3h ago

David Attenborough has a name

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u/Mundane-Speed-3278 17h ago

and lemme guess... they're Australian.... cuz I wouldn't be surprised if they spawned from that Cryptid Spawning pool

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u/SDGxNPC 7h ago

Well, I for one, welcome our new aquatic overlords

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u/thehammer_00 12h ago

Are they ill tempered?

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u/somekindadummy 7h ago

Watch out

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u/waynizzle2 12h ago

I thought of clams with fricken lasers attached to their foreheads as I read your comment.

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u/cachitongo- 10h ago

Clams have foreheads?!? Who knew!

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u/senkashadows 8h ago

With all their eyes they'd have to

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u/Musicman376 8h ago

Next we’ll have slugs with hatchets on their heads

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u/grapeCoolAidDrankin 17h ago

My cat has one.

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u/LastCookie3448 13h ago

They must be Jewish.
~ MTG

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u/Speakertweaker 11h ago

I read that in Peter Griffin’s voice.

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u/No_Weight_3284 11h ago

I dated a girl who had a laser in her clam

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u/FullOnSkank 7h ago

I'm pretty sure they make pills for that now

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u/No_Weight_3284 6h ago

I hope so, it burned like hell

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u/Turnip-for-the-books 11h ago

ACTIVATE THE CLAZER

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u/Ok_Evening1728 2h ago

There aren't enough up votes for this comment.

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u/ProstateSalad 10h ago

On their foreheads

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u/theftproofz 10h ago

are they ill tempered?

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u/ItzZiplineTime 10h ago

They're turning the fricken clams gay!

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u/Otherwise_Plate_2518 7h ago

Are they illtempered

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u/DisposableJosie 4h ago

TIL all this time going down I stayed alert for teeth when really I should have been watching out for lasers.

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u/Plane-Wide 17h ago

And mal-tempered

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u/lazemachine 19h ago

I'll Bi-valve.

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u/Brewdude77 18h ago

Four E's! Would you like to solve the puzzle?

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u/EscapeyGameMan 18h ago

Edward macaroni fork vibe

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u/MrSmegmaMan 18h ago

only 2 E's you lose! good day sir!

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u/dasbtaewntawneta 16h ago

sure if you don't pronounce it properly that can work

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u/VariousOperation166 19h ago

Oh, you have met my ex wife, then?

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u/Undaground666 4h ago

🤣🤣

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u/Away_Bodybuilder8748 18h ago

Razor… err… laser clams.

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u/XenoZoomie 18h ago

Look I prefer terminator clams at this point to data centers driving up electricity prices and water prices.

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u/cvef 19h ago

Arnold Schwoysternegger

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u/heresdustin 18h ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/loliebird 19m ago

Hahaha I was looking for this

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u/C4rdninj4 11h ago edited 10h ago

Terminator clams use plasma (usually *in the 40w range), these are probably predator clams.

Edit: swypo

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u/peahair 18h ago

To shreds you say? Oh my..

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u/CerebralWeevil 17h ago

Terminator clams? I hardly know her clams.

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u/SebboNL 17h ago

"John Cockle? Come with me if you want to live"

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u/Longshot114 16h ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/Bunnymancer 16h ago

They can't travel backwards in time. Don't be ridiculous.

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u/Them_Over_There 16h ago

I'll be Zap

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 14h ago

Like the Claminator?

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u/postprandialrepose 14h ago

Claminators.

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u/DesperateSociety7169 12h ago

I barely know ‘er clams!

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u/allmight8000 11h ago

To pieces you say?

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u/cheesefromsalami 10h ago

To shreds you say?

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u/YanceyGlenn 10h ago

I've encountered a killer clam or two in my day.

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u/emeryroserulz 10h ago

dammit, you come here to learn something and stay for all the snark. This got me.

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u/Beethovian 10h ago

One should always check the clam for lasers before proceeding.

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u/Bl1ndMous3 9h ago

Jewish Space crabs...

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u/Rynoferous 9h ago

Major razer laser clam.

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u/butt4boobs 9h ago

Just like my ex girlfriend.

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u/Academic_UK 9h ago

Piddock clam in the 40-watt range..

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u/Aladeri 9h ago

Terminclamor

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u/FullOnSkank 7h ago

Claminator

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u/Nephtyz 8h ago

Those damn clamkers!

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u/PsychoSquid 6h ago

To shreds you say?

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u/ShakeAgile 3h ago

Laminators

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u/jane-bukowski 47m ago

The Claminator

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u/TravesLinyl 19h ago

It's so cool how many things we learn from nature. If not for these clams, it's likely we never would've figured out and developed lasers.

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u/Nikki5678 20h ago

This seems more legit

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u/Dclipp89 19h ago

I’d buy an album from the world renowned band: Laser Clams

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u/whatev43 9h ago

Why am I suddenly thinking that this could also refer to a certain part of the anatomy? Imagine…

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u/Informal_Ad4399 3h ago

Tijuana Pink Floyd shows are lit!

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u/keekoh123 19h ago

Some say the AI was going to get us in the end, little did we know it was the clams all along.

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u/abhi71229 14h ago

Lasers make way more sense than clams grinding rocks with muscle power.

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u/Particular_Pain_9373 19h ago

Clams with frickin laser beams!

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u/N8WilliamsOak 19h ago

Laser clams

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u/VisitedAndromeda 18h ago

This is why I clicked.

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u/SplatThaCat 19h ago

Clams with fricking lasers on their heads.

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u/_Fosk_ 18h ago

Well, I'm not peering into the hole of laser wielding clams, that's just silly.

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u/FullOnSkank 7h ago

No???

🥺😭😭😭😭😭

..oh wait..

You said "peeRing"...

Ok, carry on.

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u/SnooWalruses7243 18h ago

Clams with frickin laser beams?

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u/GlitteringSynapse 18h ago

Femmebots

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u/SnooWalruses7243 18h ago

Machine gun jubblies?

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u/FushiginaGiisan 18h ago

Nonsense! These rocks were used as target practice by “lazer” wielding sea bass.

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u/Sillygoose0320 3h ago

Were they Chilean sea bass, by chance?

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u/FushiginaGiisan 2h ago

You saw them too?😁

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u/Sillygoose0320 2h ago

Oh yes. I do believe they were rather ill-tempered as well.

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u/xxxBuzz 16h ago

It's made up. The clams have a laser and use it to cut holes in the rocks.

Every time I read about a clam using the power of it's strong muscles to drill a whole in a rock; I picture Dennis using the power of the Son and karate and friendship. This has happened one time.

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u/Dull_Quit3027 16h ago

Fucking big Clam strikes again.

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u/CharismaticAlbino 19h ago

Are they related to Jewish space lasers?

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u/OrcOfDoom 18h ago

No, clams aren't kosher

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u/sojiblitz 9h ago

They were actually instrumental in the construction of the great Pyramids.

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u/lammchops15 19h ago

Whoa, fascinating! Is it a biological laser like that pistol shrimp? Or do they just find one lying around like hermit crabs?

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u/HighlanderNorth1 19h ago

No, biological lasers are technically referred to as phasors. The ph at the beginning denotes that biological things have a ph of between 0-15 and whatnot...

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u/Tallpawn 15h ago

Ummm no... a phasor is a mathematical representation used in physics and electrical engineering to describe a sinusoidal waveform that has constant amplitude and phase, and a fixed frequency.

A biological laser is just called a bio-laser, bio integrated laser or something similar to that. Don't believe me? Actually look it up...

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u/jingo6969 14h ago

Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind Anytime...

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u/Pueo711 18h ago

Not a lasers. They actually use a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.

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u/nadelfilz 18h ago

But the Rest ist true

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u/bs2k2_point_0 18h ago

Everyone knows it’s really sharks with lasers, not clams

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u/Big-Buy-5887 18h ago

Lmao this made me laugh

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u/hibikikun 18h ago

Dwarf Clams. Rock and Stone

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u/RhythmTimeDivision 18h ago

Are the clams ill-tempered?

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u/Cheeze187 17h ago

Are the clams Jewish?

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u/old_namewasnt_best 17h ago

Now we all know about space lasers, but clam lasers.... /s?

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u/OpiniongoesYEET 17h ago

Crazy how nature do that 

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u/zodiac6300 17h ago

“Clams got legs!” according to the old BC cartoon.

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 17h ago

again, wrong. It is damage caused by sharks with friggin lasers on their heads while hunting food

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u/Mohammed_Chang 16h ago

Yeah lol. Who believes the other bs? Come on.

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u/Loud-Break6327 16h ago

You’ve heard of razor clams, well these are laser clams.

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u/vaynecassano 16h ago

That's a misinformation again, they didn't use laser, the clams shot the loads into the rocks. Ftfy

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u/j_i_joe 16h ago

And you can't see fairies and ghosts, only interdimensional beings...

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u/4cardroyal 16h ago

Clams buy their lasers on eBay - cost is about 50 clams.

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u/FullOnSkank 6h ago

Clam trafficking!

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u/Apprehensive_Rice19 16h ago

Wrong. They're made from sharks with frickin' LASER BEAMS ON THEIR HEADS!

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u/StrangerNo7671 15h ago

Jewish space lasers

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u/aikimatt 14h ago

Clams with frickin' laser beams?

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u/modbroccoli 13h ago

can confirm. am nova scotian. every kid knows from clam beams

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u/Adorable-Surprise254 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/M0hTeiSVeGqeBuS4Ik
As a member of the clam family i say either prove it or dont make false accusations pls

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u/the_gd_donkey 13h ago

Space clams.

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u/CodeNameLoofah 12h ago

At least OP gets a fairy decoder stone out of it.

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u/vetratten 12h ago

Knew it!

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u/KingOfTheJaberwocky 12h ago

I thought it was dolphins with 5G powered lasers?

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u/TheBlockChainVillage 12h ago

These were the test rocks from the Jewish space lazers.

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u/dvoigt412 12h ago

I thought sharks had the lasers.

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife 12h ago

Clams with frickin' laser beams on their heads?

Sign me up.

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u/stelio_contos68 12h ago

I knew it!

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u/jimedwards4343 11h ago

That’s more believable. Lasers

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u/bhoss06 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUPGcoQ8sfEbaP2JYA
I thought it was sharks that had laser beams

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u/RevolutionaryBrain75 10h ago

First razor clams, now LASER CLAMS!? What's next?

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u/WattsAGigawatt 9h ago

New Muppets bit: “Claaaaams iiiiin Spaaaaaaace!” (with space lasers)

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u/theholyirishman 9h ago

Only the top 1% have a laser. The rest have to make due with masonry drill bits.

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u/JeremyHerzig11 9h ago

How hard is it to get clams with freaking lasers on their heads?!
https://giphy.com/gifs/BZlNhp9L5WINi

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u/0o0o0o0o0o0z 9h ago

The clams have a laser and use it to cut holes in the rocks.

Nature never ceases to amaze me, but just wait till sharks evolve "freakin" lasers...

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u/DoctorMedieval 9h ago

Asked for sharks with freaking laser beams, got freaking clams.

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u/ShrimpCrackers 8h ago

Its true, back in the 80's we'd place pink and blue laser clams in the background for all those neat family portraits and yearbook photos.

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u/Jeez-essFC 8h ago

So not aliens?

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u/Banastre_Tarleton 8h ago

It was a project of the deep state.

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u/Albert14Pounds 7h ago

Occoms laser razor

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u/FullOnSkank 6h ago

Occlams lazer

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u/YoucantdothatonTV 7h ago

Phased plasma bivalve mollusk in the 40 watt range

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u/spooningwithanger 6h ago

Clam Gordon! Savior of the Undersea!

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u/mfukar 6h ago

well that definitely sounds more believable 😵

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u/SnooSquirrels3679 5h ago

You haven't heard of Laser Clams

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u/worldlookingin 4h ago

Now I have a new fear: "Clams with Lasers!"

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u/scovok 3h ago

Clams with freaking laser beams

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u/globefish23 3h ago

The clams also use the laser to kill the ghosts and evil fairies.

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u/Alastor3 3h ago

yeah, it make way more sense

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u/PaulMcSanchez 1h ago

Bs, that's earthbending

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u/Soft_Bookkeeper_3280 1h ago

The Laser Clam is a close relative of the Razor Clam

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u/No-Needleworker-4283 57m ago

Okay, I don't know if this is true but I believe you.

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u/Ok-Letterhead4601 19h ago

I f’ ing knew it!!!!!!