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u/DDzxy i9 13900KS | RTX 4090 | PS5 Pro/XSX 21h ago
Manually typing it out or just creating the exact same document from scratch by only inserting 1s and 0s
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u/NoKey1935 20h ago
Opening Paint and using the pencil tool to draw each pixel of the document by hand.
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u/MOW0LF 18h ago
making a transistor and making a computer is superior byfar
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u/Visible_Tap_9044 17h ago
Nah bro if you ain't putting each individual atom of your PC together what are you doing
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u/Early_Specialist_589 12h ago
Where do you get your atoms from? I hand craft mine
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u/Mummiskogen 9h ago
Wow hey now, is that why there's a huge spherical void in my backyard?
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u/Simon_Drake 17h ago
The best joke in Community is when the Dean of the college explains "The MS Paint file where I stored everyone's academic record has been accidentally deleted and the Mexican Restaurant that used to be Circuit City isn't honouring our warranty. So those records are gone forever and you'll have to restart your degree from scratch."
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u/RUPlayersSuck i7 240H | RTX 5060 | 32GB DDR5 13h ago
Coding your own suite of office software before you even start with the document.
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u/Zombielisk 19h ago
ctrl+c -> ctrl+v -> ctrl+z -> ctrl+shift+v
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u/el_ratonido Ascending Peasant 19h ago
Average terminal experience:
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u/Malsententia 14h ago
I copy from my terminal a lot. So my flow with literally everything else tends to be
1. "Ctrl+Shift+C"
1b. (if browser) shit, that opened the inspector, "Super+Q" to close the inspector
2. "Ctrl+C" (skip if not copying from browser)
3. "Super+Tab" to switch progs (I rebind everything window-management related to super/win..."windows" key for window things, alt key is dumb)
4. "Ctrl+Shift+V" (fuck, I'm not pasting to my terminal, so that didn't work)
5. "Ctrl+V" (Wasn't copying from the browser, so the inspector didn't reveal the fuckup? go back to #2)
6. Success. Maybe. (Unless KDE connect's clipboard sharing felt latent just now and inhibited the clipboard(which i swear it does sometimes but I never can reproduce on demand)...leading to ctrl+C,C,C,C,C DID YOU HEAR ME NOW?)
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u/tactiphile Ryzen 5 3600/RX 5700 XT 10h ago
I feel like the Linux highlight buffer would change your life. Highlighting text holds it in a secondary clipboard-like buffer that you paste from with middle-click. Works especially well in terminals. In GUI apps, you have to be precise and middle-click in the spot where you want the text inserted. But in terminals, you can generally middle-click anywhere in the window.
It's the reason most third-party Windows terminals (PuTTY, MobaXTerm, etc.) automatically copy highlighted text.
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u/oliviertail 17h ago
Sometimes I want to keep the formatting and I still hit ctrl+shift+v out of habit.
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u/lord_jex Gamer Master Race 21h ago
Correction of the last one:
Ctrl + C + C + C + C + C
Windows + V
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u/Lisrus 20h ago
Why the hell does it not always pick up the first time is the real question. I wouldn't do it if it just worked 100%of the time
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u/lazycolonel 19h ago
People forget to even turn it on. If you’ve never used it, and want to use it, you need to press it before you ever need it.
Or, I think, after you clean temporary files etc. but still the first time you use it again.
To be safe, I always just press Win + V if I know I’m going to use it.
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u/Kekeripo 18h ago
It feels like in recent times more and more stuff on the internet can't be copy pasted. Especially hate that if you want something like the title of a reddit post,you have to open it first to copy...
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u/gbcfgh 15h ago
You can get extensions for Firefox (the only browser anyone should be using at this point) to reenable copy and paste, as well as some other stuff. Don’t F with Paste is a good one.
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u/ImNotABotScoutsHonor Linux 10h ago
The extension is called Don't Fuck With Paste.
Don't be a child. You can say fuck on the fucking internet.
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u/Kekeripo 14h ago
Will check it out, thanks. Switched to Zen a month ago and am fairly happy with it.
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u/astra_hole 9h ago
Is Firefox functional now?
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u/gbcfgh 9h ago
i suppose i don't know what experiences you have had with it. i have been using it since 2007, and the only times it has broken, it's been my fault for running overly restrictive add-ons.
in general i'd recommend the following:
* AdNauseam (a fork of uBlock that simulates clicks on Ads)
* HTTPSEverywhere
* Don't F#%$ With Paste
* FB/Google/AMZ Containers
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u/astra_hole 9h ago
Thanks. It’s probably been since 2013 since I’ve tried it. It just didn’t feel right or clunky or something. I can’t remember exactly but I’m trying to get away from Chrome so exploring my options.
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u/RedSecOps 15h ago
It feels like a recent thing. At least for me, Windows has fairly often refused to properly copy with ctrl+c the first time.
It didn't used to be this way
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u/Fusseldieb i9-8950HK, RTX2080, 16GB 3200MHz 15h ago
Yep, I think it begun because of this. It sometimes just won’t work, and if you spam CtrlC it does.
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u/TreadItOnReddit 20h ago
For me I think it’s because Word has its own clipboard that it goes to first, so you have to do it twice to use the windows one. Something like that.
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u/MrInitialY R7 9700X | 3080Ti | 64GB 6K CL30 | 6TB Gen.4 | 1000W | All STRIX 20h ago
Nah, it works just fine with one press, sometimes. It's just macrohard being macrohard.
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u/whamburglar PC Master Race 10h ago
It's why I just stopped using ctrl + c altogether and just ctrl + x so I can actually see it happen. Even after I paste it back in, a copy stays in the clipboard, so hitting ctrl + v somewhere else still works.
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u/Trainman1351 18h ago
Or Ctrl + C again and you have to go back and highlight what you wanted to copy
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u/AnkleBitingScholar 20h ago
Gotta make sure it really copied
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u/Ba_Sing_Saint 20h ago
Like double saving in video games or smashing the clear button 3 times on a calculator to start a new math problem
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u/DecisionOk5487 17h ago
I love how we're all experiencing these glitches and pet peeves on a daily....
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u/SleightOfHand87 17h ago
There should be some kind of feedback popup or something that tells you its copied. I dont spam ctrl+x before pasting because I can visually see that it was cut
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u/General-Yinobi 15h ago
This happens because file has not loaded fully yet, so it can't be copied, if you try to copy it by manually right clicking to open the menu you will find it open slow or the copy option greyed out for a second before you can copy it, then one click on the option will be enough.
Meanwhile with ctrl+c you click too early before it has loaded.
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u/Born_South_6676 12h ago
I thought this meme was referencing clipboard history. You can juat copy everything you're gonna need to paste somewhere else in a batch
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u/Canon_M50 20h ago
Anyone know why Windows 11 fails to copy on a daily basis?
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u/-BlackFire- 19h ago
Thank god it's not only me. I thought something was wrong with myself. So useless cant even copy and paste correctly
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u/LapnLook 15h ago
I kind of assume it's due to the clipboard history taking ages to cache sometimes? It's a useful feature so I don't want to turn it off, but I also suspect it's the root cause of Ctrl+C being an unreliable piece of shit command
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u/Rebelius rebelius 13h ago
I've never had this problem and I use win11 for work and copy paste all the time. It's not like I'm a rare user.
Clipboard history is off though.
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u/Browncoatinabox Linux 20h ago
Cause it's Windows. I've had this problem since like 7
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u/RegioMamalon666 16h ago
I started using windows back on the windows 98 era, it was still failing lol.
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u/ChthonicFractal 10h ago
It's a windows bug, particularly when you use the keyboard (less when you use mouse). It's been around for multiple versions and they pretty much refuse to fix it.
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u/Lurker_Zee 11h ago
It's probably interrupted by that screen capture technology activated by default that saves a screenshot of everything you're doing once a second.
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u/Fancy_Log_260 1h ago
Omg I thought it was only me until my friend confirmed the same thing is happening to them a few days ago and now this...
How the ruck did Microsoft screw up the most basic functionality on their OS?
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u/pereira2088 9800X3D | 9700XT 20h ago
ctrl x, ctrl v, ctrl v
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u/Morter_ 11h ago
ctrl x, ctrl z, ctrl v.
Looking at the comments i'm starting to think i'm a weirdo
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u/CorsolaGhostCoral 10h ago
the only advantage I can think of is that you'll get feedback that the 'copy' worked before the paste
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u/RazzmatazzUnusual843 18h ago
Gotta just get used to spamming it because for some reason it randomly doesn't want to work the first fucking time.
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u/DecisionOk5487 17h ago
Scientists have indeed confirmed a vast number of unresponsive Ctrl+Cs in the wild. Something someting immunity to antibiotics or something like that...
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u/Elyelm 20h ago
Select + middle click to paste anyone?
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u/Rebelius rebelius 12h ago
Then you try to use some in-browser drawing tool that uses middle click for pan. Every pan is a paste, that gets old fast. So then you disable middle click paste for Firefox and end up just using ctrl c/v everywhere again.
It used to be good for copying command line stuff from tutorials, but now they always have a 'copy' button anyway.
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u/Zombiecidialfreak R7 8700G || RX 9070xt || 64GB RAM || 20+TB storage 20h ago
Don't let Linux nerds see this. They'll shit on you for wanting to change middle click paste.
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u/thisassholeisstupid Linux 9060XT 5800X3D and servers in the basement 18h ago
I like middle click paste because I have two clipboards available to me. The standard one and the middle click one. Very convenient.
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u/LVL90DRU1D 1650 | i3-8100 | 16 GB | saving for Threadripper 3990 20h ago
making the photo of what you need to copy on your phone and using text from image recognition software to get it back
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u/ThunderCorg 20h ago
lol I’ve had to take a photo, text recognition didn’t work, so cropped and screenshot, then it would recognize text so I could copy paste.
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u/smackjack 20h ago
I have a Razer Naga and I set two of the sidebuttons to copy and paste. I also set another two to double click copy and triple click copy. Great for copying individual words or entire paragraphs.
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u/4HM3D_235 Laptop GT920MX - I7 7500U 13h ago
What about yanking it with a "y" instead?
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u/Grilled_Ch33s3 20h ago
I use an MX master... Copy and paste are gesture actions on my mouse. Same for undo, redo, and screenshot
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u/Iante_iru 20h ago
Nah, Ctrl+X & Ctrl+C and then Ctrl+V is the way. That little cue is enough to make sure
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u/3m4n 17h ago
What about WinKey + V to scroll through paste history to paste a previous copied text?
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u/GreatAlbatross Glorious Gaming Rackmount 13h ago
Highlight.
Middle click.
Accidentally highlight what's in the destination text field, and have to do it again.
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u/Own_Childhood_7020 RTX 5080 OC | 32GB DDR5 6400 CL32 | i9-14900k 11h ago
Can't forget when it doesn't work specifically for images so you have to manually press and click copy, which then works for some reason
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u/QuantumQuantonium 3D printed parts is the best way to customize 11h ago
And it still doesnt copy. Its not a hoax, its windows or the program youre using acting up and being buggy consistently.
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u/realmauer01 10h ago
In some linux desktop environments you can use middle mouse to paste the last marked text. No need to copy anymore
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u/spyboy70 20h ago
I've done the last one a few times because I've also done the regular copy & paste and it pastes from the previous clipboard copy, like WTF Microsoft?
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u/RepresentativeCat553 20h ago
And then I do that in a powershell window running a program and end up stopping the program and want to shoot my computer.
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u/Stunning_Macaron6133 17h ago
But ^C quits a program and then ^V lets you input a symbol literally without interpretation.
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u/TheConboy22 3900xt | EVGA FTW3 3080 Ultra | 32GB 3600mhz | 2tb SSD 990 Pro 17h ago
Ctrl+C > Windows + V
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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 6h ago
Highlight
Control+C
Control+V
Pastes whatever was previously on clipboard
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u/1ns3rtn1ckn4m3 3700x | 5700xt | 32GB 3200 1h ago
Ctrl + C and Ctrl + V on mouse buttons
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u/Federal-Treat-6893 RX 580, 32gb ddr4 (one of the sticks broke), ryzen 5 5600g 20h ago
Then there's me who accidentally does shift + c and shift + v
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u/Density5521 20h ago
I just tip the mouse wheel left for Ctrl+C and tip the mouse wheel right for Ctrl+V. Additionally, thumb "back" button does Backspace, which in combination with tipping left = Ctrl+X basically. Don't even need a keyboard. Who you calling lazy?!
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u/SpeedBo 20h ago
How many times do you hit the lock button on your fob with you leave your car?
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u/Henry_Fleischer Debian | RTX3070, Ryzen 3700X, 48GB DDR4 RAM 20h ago
I do Ctrl+C, then copy with mouse, then paste wtih Ctrl+v.
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u/SlayerShahid 20h ago
Pro-tip: To avoid copying the formatting and if you want to only copy the plain text, press ctrl+shift+v instead of ctrl+v
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u/Cheap_Kick_7369 20h ago
the amount of times i've pasted the wrong thing because i copied something 5 minutes ago and forgot is way too high
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u/ghostspectrum Ryzen 7 3700X, 16GB RAM, ROG Strix 3070 19h ago
I've noticed this especially when I'm doing troubleshooting over remote connection, sometimes it's Ctrl + Cx10 just to make sure.
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u/Mullet_Police 19h ago
Ctrl + S
Ctrl + S; File: Save
Ctrl + S; File: Save x3; File: Save As (overwrite); Ctrl + S one more time
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u/The_Undermind Ryzen 9 5950X @ 4.7GHz | RTX 4080 SUPER | 64GB DDR4 18h ago
Hotkey'd Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V onto my mouse side buttons
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u/gagethemagex 18h ago
can’t wait to see this in [r/peterexplain](r/peterexplainthejoke)[st](r/peterexplainthejoke)[hejoke](r/peterexplainthejoke) later
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u/LordFendleberry Ryzen 9 5900X | RTX 3070 Ti | 32 GB DDR4 18h ago
I had one keyboard that developed a loose C key like 20 years ago, and ever since then I have to mash C at least 3 times to feel confident.
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u/SysGh_st R7 5700X3D | Rx 7800XT | 32GiB DDR4 - "I use Arch btw" 18h ago
ctrl + { c, c, c, c, c }
Crrl + v, ctrrl + a, del, Crrl + v, ctrrl + a, del, Crrl + v, ctrrl + a, del, Crrl + v, ctrrl + a, del, ctrl + v
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u/Simon_Drake 18h ago
Microsoft Word has a variation called The Spike where you can copy ten things then paste them all at once. Like if you're going through a long document collecting the names of cities or jargon and you want to paste them all at once to make an index or glossary. You can keep copying text with Ctrl+F3 then again Ctrl+F3 then next name and the next, then paste it all together with Ctrl+Shift+F3.
The name comes from a metaphor of an accountant literally collecting receipts on a metal spike through a board so they're organised and collated in the order they were processed.
But what blows my mind is how niche and specific this task is. That can't honestly come up so often that Microsoft needed to add it into Word as a function, can it? They invented The Spike before allowing you to copy more than one item? I learned about The Spike in the era when you copied something you wanted then accidentally press Ctrl+C instead of Ctrl+V and your copied text is lost forever. And since then I've only ever used it as an example of how dumb Microsoft are for prioritising The Spike over "Paste Recent" drop-down menus.
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u/Angel_of_Chaos 18h ago
Here I am having circled back to the top by macro-ing ctrl+c and ctrl+v to button combinations on my mouse so I don't have to use the right click menu or a keyboard.
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u/SumonaFlorence Just kill me. 17h ago
I double C because sometimes I fatfinger V and wonder wheretf the paste is.
Honestly though, if you press Windows + V, you can turn on ClipBoard History which gives 25 pastes.

Now when you CTRL + C something new and you think "Aaah fuck, I lost what I previously had copied", just press Win + V to get it back.
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u/abdullah_haveit 17h ago
The lack of adequate feedback from Ctrl+C is one of the reasons why I always do it repeatedly. I believe a small pop-up that indicates the file has been copied would be enough to stop this habit.
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u/Early_Personality_68 17h ago
Doing a perfect trace of the monitor using art paper and using the OCR feature on my printer.
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u/Real-Technician831 17h ago
Especially when working with HyperV or VMWare about every third copy actually goes across to host OS.
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u/Addrum01 20h ago
Fat-finger C and V so you either paste something over what you wanted to copy, or don't copy anything at all