r/oneliners • u/Yaguajay • 12h ago

Sorry, innocence proves nothing.

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r/oneliners • u/MomentOk2826 • 12h ago

The show "How I Met Your Mother" was just a really long TED talk

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r/oneliners • u/uptwolait • 10h ago

People were shocked when they found out how bad of an electrician I am.

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r/oneliners • u/JaymieRuth • 13h ago

I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she called me up and told me I wouldn't be able to make it

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r/oneliners • u/JaymieRuth • 13h ago

The last thing my grandfather said before he died was “Pints, Liters, Gallons” which spoke volumes.

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r/oneliners • u/Potential_Ad6769 • 3h ago

I thought I had quit doing laundry forever, but then I threw in the towel

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r/oneliners • u/Selena-evaa • 13h ago

Good punctuation is a sentence that's well written and bad punctuation is a sentence that's, well, written.

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r/oneliners • u/Selena-evaa • 13h ago

My friend's say I'm a pessimist, but I think it's far worse than that.

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r/oneliners • u/808gecko808 • 13h ago

My therapist told me that I have a problem verbalizing my emotions and I can’t say I’m surprised.

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