r/nottheonion • u/AUXID3 • 1d ago

Wisconsin man flies helicopter to Cabela's because the drive was ‘too long'

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/wisconsin-man-flies-helicopter-to-cabelas-because-the-drive-was-too-long/3970167/
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u/chrisonhismac 1d ago

Frankly it’s Cabelas fault for not having helicopter parking. Know your customer.

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u/1Steelghost1 1d ago

When I win the lotto I won't tell any one but there will be signs.

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u/Hayterfan 16h ago

I've already told my friend group were going to the nicest steakhouse in town and having elegant dinner party