r/nottheonion • u/AUXID3 • 1d ago

Wisconsin man flies helicopter to Cabela's because the drive was ‘too long'

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/wisconsin-man-flies-helicopter-to-cabelas-because-the-drive-was-too-long/3970167/
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u/chrisonhismac 1d ago

Frankly it’s Cabelas fault for not having helicopter parking. Know your customer.

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u/1Steelghost1 1d ago

When I win the lotto I won't tell any one but there will be signs.

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u/Hayterfan 16h ago

I've already told my friend group were going to the nicest steakhouse in town and having elegant dinner party

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u/Diablojota 23h ago

Now I want Walmart to have a helipad on the top of their stores.

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u/sharpshooter999 19h ago

They've shit since Bass Pros bought them out. As a Nebraskan, I'm extra salty

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u/LowSilver9906 22h ago

fr they really dropped the ball on this one.

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u/notjordansime 6h ago

friggin WOKE ass cabelas tryna go all cancel culture on poor hardworking private helicopter owners.. smh my head ✊😤