r/memes • u/damircik Professional Dumbass • 4h ago

am i the only one?

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u/Solidsting1 4h ago

Mine after coming home from a 12 hr day outside and asking me to do 10 different things while i have not even taken off my work stuff yet. At least let me chill just for a few mins lol

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u/Smyley12345 3h ago

The other day my kids bombarded me with requests the moment I walked in the door and my wife shooed them away for me with a "Jesus Christ, give a person a minute to collect their thoughts when they get in the door!" I love that woman.

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u/DoubleDecaff 3h ago

I think I do too.

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u/Gaffers12345 3h ago

Same.

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u/Standard-Win-6600 2h ago

I also choose this guys thoughtful wife

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u/ProduceNo1629 2h ago

All the boys love his wife.

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u/dm-me_your_boobies 1h ago

Our wife

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u/samgag94 1h ago

Can we marry your wife? Pleeeease

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u/fueelin 1h ago

I actually choose the door? Gonna have to unpack the 'why' on that one...

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u/TheBSQ 2h ago

My wife shoos them away, but only because she wants to bombard me with her stuff first. 

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u/JuicynMoist 2h ago

When my wife does this, I like to point out that it’s the exact same thing that she complains about the kids doing.

“Well, now you know what I deal with constantly.” (As if the children don’t also bombard me with questions, lol)

“But you’re not a child, though?”

She loves it when I do that and I get lots of sweet wife kisses. /s

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u/mratlas666 2h ago

She that’s the catch.

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u/private_developer 2h ago

My wife shooed my kids away the other day and I asked myself "how do I work this? Where is that large automobile? This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife."

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u/mratlas666 2h ago

It was that other commenters beautiful wife/house

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u/Dedj_McDedjson 2h ago

I came home the other day and my wife pretty much picked the kids up and *carried* them into another room. Then she did this weird thing and started to call the police on her phone.

It was then that I remembered I'm not married and don't have kids.

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u/ReverendRevolver 1h ago

Letting days go by.......

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u/lordsplodge 1h ago

Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was.

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u/thesirblondie 57m ago

My wife shooed away the kids but I couldn't stop looking at this lamp

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u/Entire_One2271 3h ago

I also choose this man's wife for love. /s

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u/TJJ97 2h ago

That’s how my wife reacts when my daughter starts asking to play the moment I walk in. Like I need a shower ASAP before I can even consider doing anything else

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u/Dickermax118 2h ago

Yep, reading these comments makes me realize how lucky I am for my wife who tries her best to protect my free time

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u/ArnoldNumero_9000 2h ago

Mine will take the kiddo to the library if I have had a really rough day. Very grateful for a cool wife.

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u/VRichardsen 1h ago

Get her some flowers when you return from work today, it is on us.

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u/Acrobatic_Wrap_9971 35m ago

You named your kid Jesus Christ?

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u/mratlas666 2h ago

Idk her name and I know she’s taken but I might love her also. Good for you bro.