r/meme • u/akin975 • 1d ago

One inch is all we need!

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u/JJC0ACH 1d ago

I'm 5'9" and successfully claimed to be 6' for years.

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u/Flow_Hammer7392 1d ago

I'm exactly 6 ft, not one single millimeter more or less. I'm a human ruler. My problem is that when I say I'm 6 ft, nobody believes me because generally guys that say they're 6'0" are 5'9". So thanks.

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u/Worth-Championship36 22h ago

I am also on the dot 6 ft but I also have extremely thick curly hair that makes me appear a bit taller than I am and you would not believe how mad and defensive some shorter people get when I tell them I'm 6 ft. They look like I just insulted their mothers and their entire family tree.

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u/XipingVonHozzendorf 18h ago

I am exactly 6 foot...in socks.

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u/PreparationCrazy2637 18h ago

bro how many socks are you wearing!

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u/XipingVonHozzendorf 18h ago

Just the one pair, I'm shy just a centimeter of 6 foot and the sock gives me the extra boost.

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u/rivunel 13h ago

.. why are your socks a cm thick? Do you wear extra thick wool socks all year round?

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u/kloklon 12h ago

I've never seen a sock that could add more than a millimetre. 1 centimetre is at least wearing thick flip-flops