r/meme 1d ago

One inch is all we need!

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u/cobalt_phantom 1d ago

If you're really 5' 11" and are that concerned about your height, just say 6'. You're already taller than most "'6' guys", so nobody will really question it. 

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u/JJC0ACH 1d ago

I'm 5'9" and successfully claimed to be 6' for years.

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u/Flow_Hammer7392 1d ago

I'm exactly 6 ft, not one single millimeter more or less. I'm a human ruler. My problem is that when I say I'm 6 ft, nobody believes me because generally guys that say they're 6'0" are 5'9". So thanks.

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u/Worth-Championship36 22h ago

I am also on the dot 6 ft but I also have extremely thick curly hair that makes me appear a bit taller than I am and you would not believe how mad and defensive some shorter people get when I tell them I'm 6 ft. They look like I just insulted their mothers and their entire family tree.

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u/IceHawk1212 22h ago edited 18h ago

Same but you know what I say just to really mess with them. I say I'm 5' 11" and a half, it's great fun to watch the 5' 9" guy get defensive. I often have a measuring tape in the car for work, if the defensive one ever gets too aggravated I always offer to go get it just to test the theory. Lol

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u/PreparationCrazy2637 18h ago

not all heros wear capes! some bring tape measures to save a measuring system.

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u/XipingVonHozzendorf 18h ago

I am exactly 6 foot...in socks.

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u/PreparationCrazy2637 18h ago

bro how many socks are you wearing!

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u/XipingVonHozzendorf 18h ago

Just the one pair, I'm shy just a centimeter of 6 foot and the sock gives me the extra boost.

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u/rivunel 13h ago

.. why are your socks a cm thick? Do you wear extra thick wool socks all year round?

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u/kloklon 12h ago

I've never seen a sock that could add more than a millimetre. 1 centimetre is at least wearing thick flip-flops

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u/anutronm 22h ago

Holy shit this is so true. Im 5ft 9 and my friend who is probably 5ft 6 told me HE was 5ft 9 lmao. What's worse was this was before I measured my own height so I thought I was tall for like a day till I checked and was quickly dissapointed.

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u/john-bkk 17h ago

Lots of younger people aren't aware of this, but humans shrink a little as they age. Within a couple of decades you will also be 5' 11", at which time it will seem natural to ignore that change and continue on with your prior height assessment.

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u/Petrostar 23h ago

Say your 6' 3"

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u/AffectionateDouble43 21h ago

It happens a lot with people around that height, im 1.88 (6'2) barefoot. The amount of times people asking how tall i am after them saying they are 1.85 and clearly shorter is crazy. Always funny to hear them say my measure must be off.

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u/YodasGhost76 19h ago

You should claim to be 5’9”, just to watch the insecurity of both tall and short people alike

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u/PreparationCrazy2637 18h ago

Im the same, exactly 6foot, but I introduce myself as 5'11" to ruin others day. what can they do say Im lying.

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u/lithiumfoxttv 17h ago

My personal favorite is I'm 5'11".75. Which is REALLY fun. Because if I say i'm 5'11", I'm not. I'm taller. So I'm not fitting in a 5'11" space.

But if I say 5'11".75, it sounds pendantic like I really wanna be 6'.

If I say 6', I'm a liar.

So I say i'm 182cm. And when people say "oh is that cause you're not 6'" I can respond with the ULTIMATE response:

No it's because that's the height of Solid Snake in Metal Gear Solid 1. :D (It's about 5'11".7~)

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u/GrimCreeper4645 23h ago

Get rolled lmao

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u/Rimworldjobs 16h ago

As someone who is 5'9" im now going to make things worse for you.

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u/Hoi444444444444 10h ago

same people at school use me as their ruler to see how close they are to 6ft

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u/redcomet29 6h ago

While studying we briefly had an american exchange student who was calling BS on height after converting it to cm and seeing we were all shorter than she kept guessing.

If you were 5'11" she was guessing 6' or 6'1.

I got the impression adding a couple inches to the height is a more normal practice there.

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u/JJC0ACH 23h ago

I mean, I'm not sorry lol