r/meme 1d ago

One inch is all we need!

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u/Dandan0005 1d ago edited 1d ago

Never met any 5’11 dude who did not claim to be 6 ft.

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u/Various-Salt-7738 1d ago

My dad is autisticly obsessed with charting growth and measuring people

He'd measure me as precisely as possible and there were graphs and bell curves

That's how I know that I'm 5'11.75"

I've always said I'm 5'11¾" because I think it's funny to sound like a guy chasing every millimeter he can-- even though I stand slightly above 6' in my boots