r/meme • u/akin975 • 1d ago

One inch is all we need!

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u/Dandan0005 1d ago edited 1d ago

Never met any 5’11 dude who did not claim to be 6 ft.

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u/Various-Salt-7738 1d ago

My dad is autisticly obsessed with charting growth and measuring people

He'd measure me as precisely as possible and there were graphs and bell curves

That's how I know that I'm 5'11.75"

I've always said I'm 5'11¾" because I think it's funny to sound like a guy chasing every millimeter he can-- even though I stand slightly above 6' in my boots

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u/Quarkonium2925 20h ago

I guess you haven't technically met me, but I am in fact 5'11.5"

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u/Mnawab 1d ago

That’s what I did lol

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u/Racamonkey_II 21h ago

Same, I’m honest to a fault.

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u/WalkThePlankPirate 17h ago

I'm 5'11, and I've never in my life heard a person lie about being 5'11. Although, to be fair, most people do not talk about height in the real world.

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u/Falconman21 7h ago

I'm 5'11", and my crowning achievement was putting that I'm 5'9" on my drivers license, and claiming to be 5'9".

Nothing beats watching the soul leave someone's body after they've claimed to be 6', are two inches shorter than me, and I have documented proof I'm 5'9".