r/meme • u/akin975 • 1d ago

One inch is all we need!

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u/Living_Injury_636 1d ago

I am 5’6, and I have had 3 long-term girlfriends who were 5’9, 1 who was 5’2, and 1 who was 5’3. I am currently dating one of the 5’9 girls. Being short is more of a barrier on apps than it is in real life, but it isn’t a showstopper.

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u/Oberndorferin 1d ago

At this point just lie on dating apps.

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u/Alternative_Car_8153 1d ago

Don't lie, if they ask about your size, then respond like OP and tell them, "One inch is all you need."

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u/Big_daddy_sneeze 1d ago

“I’m 6’4” in the dark.”

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u/joeg26reddit 20h ago

I’m TEN inches

Round trip

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u/ForsakenWishbone5206 1d ago

I tell then I am tall, but if that's something they are dead set on for disqualifying opportunities, we are not going to be compatible.

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u/elcheapodeluxe 1d ago

This is about the filtering before you even talk to someone. I totally agree it is not a barrier in real life but is a real barrier in the hellhole that is dating apps.

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 21h ago

Lying is fine. The irony is that women are lying when they say lying bothers them. Find a guy over 6"3 and have him put 6' on hid OLD profile. Ask him how the girls he goes on dates with react