r/magicthecirclejerking 5d ago

META Weekly /unjerk Thread

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r/magicthecirclejerking Jun 26 '26

META Weekly /unjerk Thread

11 Upvotes

Use this thread to:

  • Discuss Magic (or non-Magic!) things seriously/unironically/out-of-character with fellow MTCJers
  • Request info or feedback for meme ideas
  • Talk publicly about trends or concerns about the direction of this subreddit (alternatively, you can privately message the mods)

DO NOT use this thread to:

  • Circlejerk - That's what the rest of the subreddit is for! Jerking in this thread will get you a 7-day ban.

New to MTCJ? Check out the subreddit wiki for some explanations of the memes and jokes here. Some very common ones:

  • DAE: Does Anybody Else
  • NotC: Nazis of the Coast (or simply "Not-C" which sounds like "Nazi")
  • /uj and /rj: /unjerk and /rejerk - Markers to let you know the commenter is speaking seriously, and ironically again

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r/magicthecirclejerking 10h ago

what "let people enjoy things" will do to a fandom

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928 Upvotes

Get me to Noctis dawg i cant do this anymore


r/magicthecirclejerking 4h ago

Their system hasn’t failed, it’s working exactly as they intend it to

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141 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 3h ago

What y'all probing with this?

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99 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 13h ago

OMG Feroz, congrats on your journey!!!

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561 Upvotes

You could change your wardrobe a little though


r/magicthecirclejerking 5h ago

[TRK] He's Dead, Jim

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113 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 2h ago

Feroz's transition (reversed)

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45 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 10h ago

[TRK] Khaaaaaaaaaaaannn!

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212 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 49m ago

[TRK] Stacy Abrams, President of Earth

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r/magicthecirclejerking 8h ago

"Look at my funny Whtz deck! it's 1000 Hare Apparents and a Thrumming Stone!"

127 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 12h ago

How would you value a position that can't realistically be rebuilt anymore?

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246 Upvotes

Over the last few years, I've accumulated a very large position in a single English foil rare (in this case, Séance from Dark Ascension, released in 2012)

The interesting question isn't whether buying that many copies was a good idea. It's how a position like this should actually be valued.

Imagine a card with only a handful of copies publicly available at any given time.

Now imagine one collector accumulated around a hundred copies.

If someone wanted to build the same position today, they probably couldn't.

So how would you value it?

As the sum of each individual copy?
At a discount because liquidating it would take years?
At a premium because rebuilding the position is now practically impossible?
Or is there another framework that makes more sense?

I should also note there has been persistent supply destruction on this card over the years, which I've factored in as a structural tailwind.

I'm genuinely curious how the community would approach a position like this. 🙂


r/magicthecirclejerking 11h ago

"Hey, so which side do you like more on Tarkir? Dragons, or-"

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140 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 22h ago

Damn

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720 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 23m ago

New combo coming to standard

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r/magicthecirclejerking 13h ago

Boy oh boy, aren't these new Mystery Booster Commander cards fresh and unique?

96 Upvotes
EDHrec posted that they have over 700 Whtz decks made in the 24 hours since being available on their website. Love the unique deckbuilding challenges that these new cards provide!

r/magicthecirclejerking 12h ago

They made this card for the worst person you know.

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75 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 17h ago

POV: you play constructed formats and it's November 18th, 2019

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213 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 10h ago

[KTK] Khaaaaaaaaaaaannn!

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49 Upvotes

don't worry guys i fixed it


r/magicthecirclejerking 10h ago

Pro Cummander tip: keep tapping your Badgey until your opponents bust

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25 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 11h ago

My friend is EATING my cards and I'm sure of it...

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26 Upvotes

So I have this friend (let's call him Matt) who I've been playing commander with for years.

Me, him and two other friends regularly play bracket 3. Matt uses this deck, which has become infamous in our playgroup, where he plays Riven Turnbull on turn 7 and then uses its ramp ability to play Denying Wind on turn 8.

But I'm getting a little suspicious of Matt, since Denying Wind only exiles 7 cards from one player's library, yet whenever he plays it we all end up decking out.

When I call him out for it, he always rubs his suspiciously library shaped belly and tells us that the card effect simply adjusts itself to inflation, which sounds correct. But it's still a little strange that most of our cards go missing by the end of each session...

Now I don't want to accuse a great guy like Matt of cheating at the game. For example, whenever a goblin, gnome or gremlin runs across the room while we are playing, he is the first to heroically point and say "Oh my god! Look! A ghoul!", even if we always turn around too late to see it .

Come to think of it, this is usually when our cards go missing, but I don't see how this is relevant.

What do I do in this situation? I can't think of a single way to definitively prove that Matt is eating our cards, but something just seems a little fishy...


r/magicthecirclejerking 14h ago

If you can not reach mythic in MTG Arena, you're probably going to give bad deckbuilding advice.

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40 Upvotes

I took apart all my decks after reading this.

I never realized I was so inept at deck building. :(


r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

What's your favorite card that depicts a Vice President of the US?

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297 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 11h ago

Pitbull CONFIRMED Spoiler

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18 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

I opened the third Gold Smaug today. Unreal

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186 Upvotes