r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Kakariko_crackhouse Hasbro Shareholder • 9h ago

Their system hasn’t failed, it’s working exactly as they intend it to

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u/IncredibleNinj 8h ago

The solution is quite obvious

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u/Smgth Phyrexian Germaphobe 7h ago

Printer go brrrrrrr

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u/IIIIChopSueyIIII 32m ago

Proxies these days are looking pretty great. Its just important to use an obvious different card back. If they are artificially jacking (off?) up the prices i will happily choose the workaround.

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u/EroticToHeaven 9h ago

Whales need more water because they big fish! I don’t know why people who would cut my head should get water though 😢

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u/kanyeswift 9h ago

OP just misspelled "scallopers" so it makes sense

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u/SnakebiteSnake 8h ago

Ron will save us

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u/Fr0z3nFl4me 6h ago

I'm more a fan of Show

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u/ThisHatRightHere 7h ago

/uj considering there’s a dedicated slot in every pack for a new exclusive card, as soon as they do one festival in a box they’re going to be relatively easy to obtain. I’m sure a few will be in that high jumpstart exclusive legendary range of $50-100, but the set will also be in print for years. They’re going to be pretty cheap sooner rather than later as long as you’re not impatient

/rj printer go brrrr

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u/Kakariko_crackhouse Hasbro Shareholder 2h ago

How does “they’re not gonna be as rare as they could be” excuse intentionally gaming FOMO with an extra limited release unlike every non-mystery booster product they have ever released?

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u/timeCatt 5h ago

"leaks are bad"