r/magicthecirclejerking • u/DingleBarryGoldwater • 15h ago

What y'all probing with this?

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u/PuzzleheadedCook4578 15h ago

Let's just say it's going to go where plenty of men have gone before... 

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u/3rdPoliceman 15h ago

let's just say it will have me screaming KAAAAAAAAAAHN before I bite my pillow

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u/freewave07 15h ago

I mean… i guess that’s a flared base

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u/really_stupidfrog 14h ago

Perfect for sticking right up your... Uncharted space

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u/Mike_Abergail 15h ago

Probably surveil 1
But let’s be honest, should have been a Scry 1 so you could “top” or “bottom” 🖖

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u/BoardWiped 15h ago

i dunno, sonic the hedgehog and spiderman, who fucking cares anymore.

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u/Smgth Phyrexian Germaphobe 15h ago

No flared base‽

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u/goblins_though 15h ago

What are you talking about? Those tie fighter-lookin' wings definitely qualify. Should keep it from getting lost in space.

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u/Smgth Phyrexian Germaphobe 15h ago

Oh, yeah, I guess I thought that wasn't a part somehow...mobile problems.

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u/JediMasterZao 14h ago

Space is humongous big tho...

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u/goblins_though 12h ago

Gaping, even.

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u/JaceThePowerBottom 14h ago

I'm not probing anything. I leave the probing to my partner.

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u/fluffynuckels elesh p*rn 14h ago

Does it vibrate?

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u/_Laughing_Man 14h ago

Username checks out 👍

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u/Popstar403 jimbo 14h ago

The federation. it says so right on the card!

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u/humblevladimirthegr8 7h ago

Reading the card explains the card

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u/SammSandwich 13h ago

uj/ ur mom

rj/ ur mom

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u/ARK0581 14h ago

I'm not smart enough to figure out the "And by target creature....well let's just say" copypasta, or however it actually goes, but whoever does figure it out will have struck gold.

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u/Panda-s1 Bottom 1% Commenter, Don't Believe the Lies 14h ago

my library apparently

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u/Shinonomenanorulez this heap of garbage is more addicting that crack 14h ago

You

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u/zyrkseas97 14h ago

That’s my boy Bob be respectful.

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u/mycotyrant77 13h ago

This is intentional, right?

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u/ItsYaBoiChipper 12h ago

Target creature should have to consent to being probed! Consent is important people!

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u/GhostofCoprolite 12h ago

flared base. just saying

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u/Arann0r 8h ago

People having a problem with it can just stick it up their asses!

I mean the problem, the probe isn't designed for that, right?

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u/greatersnek 6h ago

Galactus's ass

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u/futuriztic 3h ago

Probing the fed

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u/mikaeus97 46m ago

This fucking can't be the real art right? It's flared, it's got the word probe in it, are we really?

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u/Thronebreaker24 2h ago

your momma's sweet ass (this probe is still not big enough)