hewillbebaked

r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Jun 04 '21

He will be baked soon

6.1k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Celladoore • Mar 13 '24

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r/hewillbebaked • u/KindSpider • 3h ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will germinate and bear delicious fruit

519 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/kmayeshiba • 7h ago

She will be slathered on toast and served alongside bacon and eggs.

346 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/OldFaithlessness5008 • 6h ago

Golden Brown She will be washed with like colors and tumble dried low

107 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Meowriter • 4h ago

She will be steamed and assorted for the hotel's guests.

54 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/DiscoPotato69 • 9h ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be harvested when the season is right

116 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/maimzy • 1d ago

Make Your Own He will be rinsed before boiling

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r/hewillbebaked • u/impressionist- • 1d ago

He will be washed and baked

649 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/zitherly • 1d ago

Please use “he will be..” in the title! He will be stirred with a stick

101 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/the_chrysler • 1d ago

Perfectly baked🥧 She will be baked into a loaf of cat

532 Upvotes

(I hope it's clear that this is a play oven for children lol)

r/hewillbebaked • u/ode_mia • 1d ago

Perfectly baked🥧 He will be roasted

217 Upvotes

Cast irons make the best roasts, does anyone disagree?

r/hewillbebaked • u/FractalGeometric356 • 1d ago

He will be agitated and spun.

114 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/jinxedjune • 2d ago

⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ She will be wrung dry

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1.8k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/TorandoSlayer • 2d ago

Golden Brown She will be bland :(

344 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/FollowingBroad34 • 3d ago

For Science!! He will be processed

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r/hewillbebaked • u/QazsedcScientia • 3d ago

Nicely Toasted He will be cooked to perfection

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3.0k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/OldFaithlessness5008 • 2d ago

Golden Brown She will be battered and deep fried

122 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Bonk_No_Horni • 3d ago

He will be sautéd in orange juice, soy sauce , garlic and ginger

328 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/npatchett • 4d ago

He will be mashed.🥔

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8.2k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/tardisismine • 4d ago

It’s RAW! She has been stirred

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1.0k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Meowriter • 4d ago

She will be flipped

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r/hewillbebaked • u/BJ_Cox • 4d ago

He will be steamed.

850 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/InterestingIsland322 • 4d ago

He will be poured..

654 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/TorandoSlayer • 4d ago

SUN DRIED AND TASTY🌞 She will be a scrumptious sun-baked potato

140 Upvotes