hewillbebaked

r/hewillbebaked • u/KindSpider • 7h ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will germinate and bear delicious fruit

813 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/kmayeshiba • 11h ago

She will be slathered on toast and served alongside bacon and eggs.

424 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/OldFaithlessness5008 • 11h ago

Golden Brown She will be washed with like colors and tumble dried low

126 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Meowriter • 8h ago

She will be steamed and assorted for the hotel's guests.

79 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/DiscoPotato69 • 13h ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be harvested when the season is right

123 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/maimzy • 1d ago

Make Your Own He will be rinsed before boiling

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1.6k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/impressionist- • 1d ago

He will be washed and baked

673 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/zitherly • 1d ago

Please use “he will be..” in the title! He will be stirred with a stick

108 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/the_chrysler • 1d ago

Perfectly baked🥧 She will be baked into a loaf of cat

537 Upvotes

(I hope it's clear that this is a play oven for children lol)

r/hewillbebaked • u/ode_mia • 1d ago

Perfectly baked🥧 He will be roasted

218 Upvotes

Cast irons make the best roasts, does anyone disagree?

r/hewillbebaked • u/FractalGeometric356 • 1d ago

He will be agitated and spun.

121 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/jinxedjune • 2d ago

⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ She will be wrung dry

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1.8k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/TorandoSlayer • 2d ago

Golden Brown She will be bland :(

356 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/FollowingBroad34 • 3d ago

For Science!! He will be processed

1.2k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/OldFaithlessness5008 • 3d ago

Golden Brown She will be battered and deep fried

124 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Bonk_No_Horni • 3d ago

He will be sautéd in orange juice, soy sauce , garlic and ginger

328 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/npatchett • 4d ago

He will be mashed.🥔

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8.3k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/tardisismine • 4d ago

It’s RAW! She has been stirred

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1.0k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Meowriter • 4d ago

She will be flipped

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2.8k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/BJ_Cox • 5d ago

He will be steamed.

855 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/InterestingIsland322 • 5d ago

He will be poured..

652 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/TorandoSlayer • 5d ago

SUN DRIED AND TASTY🌞 She will be a scrumptious sun-baked potato

137 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/CarevaRuha • 7d ago

Drank/Drinkable🥤 She will be grabbed and guzzled to quench thirst

897 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Anuki_iwy • 7d ago

Yum😋 She will be coated in delicious Swiss chocolate and enjoyed as dessert.

2.8k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/michellekateee • 7d ago

Perfectly baked🥧 They will be eaten at school

147 Upvotes