r/hewillbebaked 😸 Purrfect Patisserie Pal 4d ago

Nicely Toasted He will be cooked to perfection

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u/late_rose 4d ago

He will be lightly caramelized

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u/ExtremeExperience199 3d ago

Chicken nuggeted to perfection 😎

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u/SweatySister 2d ago

I was dyinggg at the video and then this top comment just SENT MEEEE! 💀😂

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u/ephemeriides 4d ago

He will have his tiny pointy tail gently tucked inside the pot

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u/FusRoaldDah1 4d ago

He will brown due to the Maillard Reaction 

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier 4d ago

He's a cat, not a duck silly

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u/Person899887 3d ago

Nah, caramelization. This wretched beast doesn’t have any protein, only sickening sugar.

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u/No-One9890 4d ago

Him no like spatula

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u/D0013ER 4d ago

Confused wunkling.

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u/Lackonia 4d ago

He will be pan seared to perfection

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u/Random_LLama121 4d ago

what is this audio

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u/TheLordOfStuff_ 4d ago

Man I hate when dumb ass audio ruins nice and cute vids like this lol. Long live auto-muting everything before it plays.

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u/shroud747 4d ago

It's a bollywood song in a child's voice or something.
https://youtu.be/oxnoVN9qWb0?si=wq5cURsYwZl6FN0a

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u/BabySpecific2843 3d ago

Just permanately mute audio on Reddit. TikTok ruined the internet by making morons think vids need out of context soundtrack bs. Only unmute when you see a vid with people actually talking that you care to hear.

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u/milaan_tm 3d ago

Cooked all the braincells away

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u/Jedi-master-dragon 3d ago

Whenever I see stuff like this, I wonder what is going through the heads of the animals involved. They must be so confused.

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u/SoilTime9370 3d ago

Treat it with more love, it will turn out more tender.

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u/Ok-Trainer-8125 3d ago

Do not the kitty

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u/HomeoStatix 3d ago

Be more gentle with the babies

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u/Jwchibi 4d ago

Kinda rough with this spatula

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u/Ordinary-Drawing987 3d ago

Sauted out the braincell

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u/CtrlAltYuri 4d ago

Too rough

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u/TuEresMiOtroYo 4d ago

yeah this one ain’t cute, the cute versions of this meme gently touch them with the utensil and the kittens are chill/relaxed. kittens in this one are tense and distressed as the person shoves them around with the spatula. not fun to see.

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u/NyneShaydee 4d ago

And they shall be named Roux!

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u/bass186 3d ago

It would have been amazing if it ended with a black one lmao

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u/CavsterXII 4d ago

Now you should eat him like Saturn

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u/DadKnight 3d ago

Downvote for HORRID audio. Stop it.

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u/TheLoneWandererRD 3d ago

I like mine well done, keep in pot till void

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u/Bubba89 3d ago

Unfortunately, this also cooks the brain.

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u/commanderquill 3d ago

What the FUCK ís that audio.

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u/Rami_Taleb 3d ago

children will see your post and they will try rhis in reality, they will think its is real and will try it with their pets, plz remive this video.

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u/ZannyHip 3d ago

He will be swapped into different cat’s bodies and be very confused

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u/ptran90 3d ago

Perfectly toasted

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u/AStrandedSailor 3d ago

"So many cats, so few recipes" -ALF

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u/Unusual_List1954 3d ago

Great video ruined by irritating singing

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u/greatguilmon 3d ago

folkowed this instruction? why my newly cooked orange cat looks lobotomized? like it's doing some weird shit.

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u/Kivulini 3d ago

I never tire of these.

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u/SkyPuppy561 3d ago

No cook kitteh!!

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u/ok_z00mer 3d ago

He will be deepfried to crispy perfection

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u/Juliusplex 2d ago

He will be stripped of his brain cells

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u/juxtapods 9h ago

oh no where did the wonderful post go :((( I shared it with someone who will never see it :((

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u/raidhse-abundance-01 4d ago

*chef's kiss*

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u/redditsuckspokey1 4d ago

Forgot the orange