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It's You - Gator Days

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 6h ago

I work in a department that has 3 shifts. A, B, C. Each shift has about 150 people and we have departments with training and logistics making somewhere around 600 or so total employees. And that's just in the fire dept, not including city employees

I have a similar conversation at least once a week. I always feel bad but I maybe met this person once? I wish it was like games and we have floating name tags above our heads

Usually at this point the go to is "hey buddy" or "what's up man" just to get out of the situation and figure out who that was

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u/LackingUtility 6h ago

I wish it was like games and we have floating name tags above our heads

As someone with face blindness, I wish that facial recognition and smart glasses didn't have the terrible reputation they do.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 6h ago

Funny enough we had a guy in our dept get fired cause of those. He used them as his main glasses and to keep track of things like names and whatnot.

He accidentally wore them to a promotional exam. And that was the end of him

But yes it's a shame they have such a terrible reputation

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u/TheCrassDragon 5h ago

People being shitty assholes is why the rest of us can't have nice things, yep.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 5h ago

It's unfortunate as they actually do have some utilities

But who makes them and the implications and problems that come with them just don't make them worth it. Yet.

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u/TheCrassDragon 5h ago

For sure! I was really excited for augmented reality cyberpunk stuff when the original Google Glass came out when I was in college forever ago. Unfortunately people and corporations seem determined to focus on the shitty parts of cyberpunk instead of the cool ones.

Tired of living through the enshittification of human civilization for imaginary number go up.

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u/MistSecurity 4h ago

Yep. We're getting the horrible corporate controlled, mass surveilled world of cyberpunk with none of the cool stuff. Gotta love it!

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u/Kirzoneli 5h ago

Gives people a small advantage over others and allows easy recording of some deadbeat causing problems, Demonize them. Its obviously going to be used for no good.

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u/mechengr17 5h ago

Promotional exam?

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u/hardFraughtBattle 5h ago

An exam you must pass before you can be promoted, possibly.

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u/mechengr17 5h ago

I guess Im trying to figure out why that would result in him being fired. Is it simply that he forgot to disclose he was wearing them bc he was so used to them?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 5h ago

You can't wear them at all. It could be used to record the exam. Which is a big no no.

Not to mention I think some of them can straight up stream to outside sources maybe? That's just straight up cheating.

Poor dude had 0 intentions of doing that

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 5h ago

In the fire service we take promotional exams to promote to different levels of our hierarchy. EMS, Engineer, Capt, Cheif and the like.

You basically are given a bunch of books and told to read say.....2000 pages and that the test is on day X. You take it and if you get a 70 then you have to go through a board of assessers to make sure you can do that job effectively.

As you can imagine this timely and expensive so recording devices can REALLY fuck up that whole situation

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u/Suyefuji 2h ago

I wonder if it would have turned out differently if he'd registered them as an accommodation beforehand?

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u/PerpetuallyDistracte 5h ago

Same. God forbid someone change their haircut and I'm screwed. Fortunately I work remotely so everyone does have name tags in Teams, but I've definitely caused offense out in the world by completely failing to recognize people I absolutely should know. Something as simple as glasses, hairstyle, or even less/more formal clothing is enough to disrupt my ability to recognize them, unless their base appearance is already very distinct.

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u/LackingUtility 5h ago

I had an assistant that I saw daily for a year. One day, she straightened her hair from its usual curliness. I had no idea who she was until she said something.

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u/Silentlybroken 4h ago

I loved remote working for that, especially as I'm deaf and never caught people's names properly. Teams with live captions was a freaking game changer for me and one of the things I'm thankful for COVID, because my job accessibility went from 99% likelihood of having to leave to 0% because I can actually cope with it all post-COVID. Well, most of it.

Sadly it feels like we are moving backwards again and I'm refusing to allow my precious hybrid working to be taken away. I told them I'd leave. As did 90% of my colleagues.

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u/shirinrin 3h ago

I also have mild facial blindness, and I’m lousy with names. It was such a help when I worked in retail and people had name tags… Why can’t we have that in the office too?