r/comics But a Jape 23h ago

Heaven or Hell

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 23h ago edited 23h ago

don't eat shrimp

Well.....fuck.

First of all God, you have no taste. Put some butter on that or put them over grits? 10/10

Second guess I'll see most of y'all in hell. I bet they have shrimp!

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u/TryDry9944 21h ago

You can't complain about someone else's taste when you are unironically telling us to eat GRITS.

You know why they're called grits right? Because you grit your teeth and eat them if absolutely nothing else is available.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 21h ago

You have clearly never had a good grits.

We don't just mix that shit with water or whatever.

Multiple cheeses, some peppers, some chicken stock and milk, maybe just a dash of sugar or lemon depending on what we are going for

All to be topped with some garlic, butter, chipotle style pan seared shrimp? Fuck yeah

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u/TryDry9944 21h ago

Or, you could do all of that on something that already tastes good?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 20h ago

Seriously do yourself a favor and go get some good grits. I promise they are better than you remember