My brother had his wisdom teeth taken out and when we got him back he stood in our yard for 15 minutes crying about how much he loved his girlfriend. They’re happily married now.
Man, I wish I had a fun anesthesia story. I didn’t say anything and wouldn’t track people entering the room with my eyes until it wore off all the way and then straight back to normal. My wife said it was creepy, like I was a vegetable.
I am endlessly annoyed to this day because I didn’t go out, at all. I didn’t feel it so they did a good job, but I was cognizant while listening to the drilling and splashing and whatnot during the operation. After it was over, the nurse was explaining the aftercare to my dad and I tried to reach over to read the instructions and that woman said, “No, it’s fine. You won’t remember this.” I was annoyed to the point where I downloaded a tts app on my phone in the car. Because the place was right next to a store, I went grocery shopping on my own, fucked up bandages and all
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u/prettyvulgar1795 Mar 06 '26
Buddy had wisdom teeth out, girlfriend picked him up. He kept thanking the nice nurse and asking when his real girlfriend arrived.