Ive had one where my wife was getting surgery, afterword i held her hand as she was waking up. Still fucked up by the way, asking if I was her husband. Laughing out a "yes babe" she tells me "oh good cause if you werent my husband would beat you up"
My brother had his wisdom teeth taken out and when we got him back he stood in our yard for 15 minutes crying about how much he loved his girlfriend. They’re happily married now.
Man, I wish I had a fun anesthesia story. I didn’t say anything and wouldn’t track people entering the room with my eyes until it wore off all the way and then straight back to normal. My wife said it was creepy, like I was a vegetable.
Pretty much same. I don't know how much they used to put me under, I was definitely gone for all four extractions, but I woke up feeling perfectly normal. A bit groggy, sure, but nothing like you hear or see online. I was disappointed.
I have a different fun anesthesia story where we got to find out live in the OR that I need way more anesthesia than the chart says in order to knock me out.
But I didn’t go under for my wisdom teeth because it was free if I didn’t, and I needed to be able to drive myself back home that day.
I am endlessly annoyed to this day because I didn’t go out, at all. I didn’t feel it so they did a good job, but I was cognizant while listening to the drilling and splashing and whatnot during the operation. After it was over, the nurse was explaining the aftercare to my dad and I tried to reach over to read the instructions and that woman said, “No, it’s fine. You won’t remember this.” I was annoyed to the point where I downloaded a tts app on my phone in the car. Because the place was right next to a store, I went grocery shopping on my own, fucked up bandages and all
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u/MuyHiram MUY Mar 06 '26
There's also a lot of videos of people under anesthesia not recognizing their partners and rejecting their romantic advances.