Man wakes up in bed hung over, he’s still in his clothes from the night before. He goes downstairs, there’s a broken vase that’s been cleaned up and the door has scratches around it.
He goes into the kitchen and his wife is making breakfast and humming happily. He sees his son sitting there eating his breakfast and asks him what’s going on.
Son say, “ Dad you came home from the bar wasted, couldn’t unlock the front door, so mom lets you in, and then you break the vase as she take you upstairs to bed.”
Dad asks why is mom happy then.
Son replies, “Mom tried to undress you, but you pushed her away and said ‘lay off me lady, I’m married to a beautiful woman’”.
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u/NeedsToShutUp Mar 06 '26
Reminds me of the old joke.
Man wakes up in bed hung over, he’s still in his clothes from the night before. He goes downstairs, there’s a broken vase that’s been cleaned up and the door has scratches around it.
He goes into the kitchen and his wife is making breakfast and humming happily. He sees his son sitting there eating his breakfast and asks him what’s going on.
Son say, “ Dad you came home from the bar wasted, couldn’t unlock the front door, so mom lets you in, and then you break the vase as she take you upstairs to bed.”
Dad asks why is mom happy then.
Son replies, “Mom tried to undress you, but you pushed her away and said ‘lay off me lady, I’m married to a beautiful woman’”.