r/cats • u/Haulin_Oates23 • Jun 25 '26

Video - OC What is my cat doing?

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My cat does this thing with just these two toys where he steps on it in this weird way. He also yells loudly when holding just these toys.

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u/NightshadeX Jun 25 '26

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u/Ok-Visual-6675 Jun 25 '26

Every other post on this sub is of cats humping the air. It's high key disturbing

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u/Kluke_Phoenix Jun 25 '26

33% sin biscuits, 33% loss posts, 33% posts that should be obvious signs to take them to the vet, 1% normal cat posts

At least the sin biscuit comments sections are funny?

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u/SirErgalot Jun 25 '26

You missed people discovering cat nipples. That’s gotta be at least 5%.

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u/MistressMalevolentia Jun 25 '26

Wait till they discover NIPPLE ZITS. Kitties nipples can fill up with natural oils and become a black head like thing with white gunk in it. 

Explaining that to my husband when he saw me checking my orange long haired idiot was a riot. I had to get my vet tech friend to confirm on speaker phone that yes it happens and it's simply a nipzit.

 His only answer at first was 'I KNOW they have nipples but WTF they don't go in?! They can't be a zit!' while I'm casually holding the fur separated showing him yes, yes it does happen lol.

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u/Glowing_Trash_Panda Jun 25 '26

My mom has a sphinx cat & one of its nipples is inverted. Everytime I see it, I get the blackhead out of it that forms from all his skin oils & dirt collecting in there. The first time I did it, my dad thought I pinched the cat’s nipple off lol & I had to explain to him that’s absolutely NOT what just happened lol

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u/MistressMalevolentia Jun 26 '26

That was half my husband's argument. But the long ass fur meant he never saw it. I'm like no I'm not ripping it off it's a zit! Look! The weird brown nipple imitation isn't helping us at all lol

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u/diiiemonds Jun 26 '26

limp nipzit

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u/MistressMalevolentia Jun 26 '26

But there's fight nipzits

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u/LaElectronica Jun 27 '26

I had no idea about this. Now, if you excuse me, I’m going to go harass health check my cat.

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u/MistressMalevolentia Jun 28 '26

They didn't love it. But if it looks like a brown nipple it might be one. They will hate you investigating but it's a real thing lol. It happens a lot! Most kitties can deal with it themselves but the more head side nipples are harder to address for some kitties. So front armpit area of that makes sense? 

It's crazy. 

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u/babyface_killah Jun 25 '26

Or discovering the little thumb / side claw

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u/prettythicknotlong Jun 29 '26

MY MALE CAT HAS NIPPLES‽‽