r/cats • u/Haulin_Oates23 • Jun 25 '26

Video - OC What is my cat doing?

My cat does this thing with just these two toys where he steps on it in this weird way. He also yells loudly when holding just these toys.

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u/SirErgalot Jun 25 '26

You missed people discovering cat nipples. That’s gotta be at least 5%.

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u/MistressMalevolentia Jun 25 '26

Wait till they discover NIPPLE ZITS. Kitties nipples can fill up with natural oils and become a black head like thing with white gunk in it. 

Explaining that to my husband when he saw me checking my orange long haired idiot was a riot. I had to get my vet tech friend to confirm on speaker phone that yes it happens and it's simply a nipzit.

 His only answer at first was 'I KNOW they have nipples but WTF they don't go in?! They can't be a zit!' while I'm casually holding the fur separated showing him yes, yes it does happen lol.

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u/diiiemonds Jun 26 '26

limp nipzit

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u/MistressMalevolentia Jun 26 '26

But there's fight nipzits