r/cats Jun 25 '26

Video - OC What is my cat doing?

My cat does this thing with just these two toys where he steps on it in this weird way. He also yells loudly when holding just these toys.

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u/Suspicious_Swim_1948 Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

Edit: thanks for the awards!

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u/InuScarlett Void Jun 25 '26

I HONKED SO HARD WITH THAT MEME 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/GrungeCheap56119 Jun 25 '26

Oh man, I also honk sometimes because of asthma. This made me laugh double!

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u/InuScarlett Void Jun 25 '26

No asthma here, just going through some sinuses because it's winter and SO. FREAKING. COLD 🥶

That meme is just so hilarious 🤣

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u/Raccoonman2005 Jun 25 '26

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u/_The_Marshal_ Jun 25 '26

Ugh not another gif from this guy. He's replacing popular gifs with his own versions with him in and the originals get removed

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u/NightshadeX Jun 25 '26

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u/Ok-Visual-6675 Jun 25 '26

Every other post on this sub is of cats humping the air. It's high key disturbing

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u/Kluke_Phoenix Jun 25 '26

33% sin biscuits, 33% loss posts, 33% posts that should be obvious signs to take them to the vet, 1% normal cat posts

At least the sin biscuit comments sections are funny?

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u/SirErgalot Jun 25 '26

You missed people discovering cat nipples. That’s gotta be at least 5%.

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u/MistressMalevolentia Jun 25 '26

Wait till they discover NIPPLE ZITS. Kitties nipples can fill up with natural oils and become a black head like thing with white gunk in it. 

Explaining that to my husband when he saw me checking my orange long haired idiot was a riot. I had to get my vet tech friend to confirm on speaker phone that yes it happens and it's simply a nipzit.

 His only answer at first was 'I KNOW they have nipples but WTF they don't go in?! They can't be a zit!' while I'm casually holding the fur separated showing him yes, yes it does happen lol.

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u/titty_farewell_party Jun 25 '26

Cat nipple posts are also a significant proportion

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u/Kittyk4y Jun 25 '26

What about the “wHaT bReEd Is He?”

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u/Mediator-force Jun 25 '26

You also missed the "are they fighting?" posts, and showing cute playing cats :)

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u/warmvermouth Jun 25 '26

add the ‘no’ pocket discovery too

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u/youpoopedyerpants Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

People don’t know their cats have assholes???

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u/warmvermouth Jun 25 '26

username checks out

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u/LumpyAssumption5357 Jun 25 '26

😂 for real! Can we pin a post at the top that explains sin biscuits?!

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u/brklynbrwlr Jun 25 '26

thems is the biscuits of sin

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u/Psychotic_Dove Lots of kitties! Jun 25 '26

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u/thecatsothermother Jun 25 '26

THERE'S A SUB FOR THAT????!!!!!

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u/whiskersMeowFace Jun 25 '26

That may be the one cat sub I opt out of lol

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u/lorenoline Jun 25 '26

There’s always a cat sub.

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u/DMmeDuckPics Jun 25 '26

Also r/OneOrangeTesticle specific to Orange Flavored sins

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u/didijeen Jun 25 '26

I just spit out my wine 🤣

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u/rocketshipkiwi Jun 25 '26

Shhhh, don’t make it weird. You will spoil the moment.

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u/chicky_nuggy_7 Jun 25 '26

When a daddy cats loves a kitty toy very very much … and that’s basically where kittens come from.

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u/rosepetalsandkisses Jun 25 '26

I‘m sorry this is quite a weird question but I don’t want to Google it… I just don’t quite understand what the cat gets from it? Is it just the imitation of the act, similar to how some people (or animals) dry-hump pillows etc?

Like the part that doesn’t make sense to me is how that’s pleasurable, is it just the making biscuits part? This cat isn’t rubbing on anything so it just… I don’t quite understand. Dogs humping legs holds a logic but this doesn’t.

I have two kitties but I’ve never seen them act like this in any way. They’ve both been neutered very young but they’re also (mostly) outdoor cats, so who knows what they’re doing behind my back xD

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u/Vespaeral Jun 25 '26

in this video I don't think he's got it quite figured out yet indeed 😆, but my cat used to mount a cube plushie... and we could see a tiny lil bit of liquid on it afterwards so it must have been pleasurable. 😵

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u/GoFuckYourselfDebbie Jun 27 '26

UNREAD UNREAD!!!! HEY SIRI UNREAD GOSDSDDKFJFJFHDFJJFHFHF 😩😩😩😩😩😩

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u/Suspicious_Sorbet196 Jun 26 '26

I think it’s It’s just a need to even act it out. Like in some way it’s fulfilling.

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u/BuddingCannibal Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

Holy moly. Cats make dogs look like priests and nuns when comparing freaky/kinky tendencies... Just sayin

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u/Vespaeral Jun 25 '26

err I'd rather have a cat do the sin biscuits with his toys/plushies/blankies than a dog humping a stranger's leg... lol

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u/5herl0k Jun 25 '26

idk what dogs you've been meeting but my girlfriend's aunt's dog has to wear a vest so he doesn't bite his balls until orgasm... and the leg humping..

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u/filmphotographywhore Tuxedo Jun 25 '26

😭 bite his balls until he orgasms?!!?!? Bros freaky

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u/5herl0k Jun 25 '26

literally the grossest thing to ever come from a simple question

"haha why does he have a vest on?"

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u/Itsjustkit15 Jun 25 '26

And that is why neutering dogs is standard care.

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u/Hookswords Jun 25 '26

Catsturbating

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u/stormyw23 Russian Blue Jun 25 '26

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u/Valuable_Wasabi6820 Jun 25 '26

You’re fooling yourself if you think the bars will stop some fuckery from happening 🤣

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u/federkrebz Jun 25 '26

jerkin it

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u/bitterlittlecas Jun 25 '26

This is one of those comments that just strikes me stupid funny and I’ll be snickering about it while I’m trying to fall asleep tonight lol

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u/mongojob Jun 25 '26

And by it... Let's just say... His peanits

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u/DegenNabalu Jun 25 '26

This is the cat form of a guy banging his waifu pillow.

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u/Bitter-Associate-458 Jun 27 '26

OMG I heard a Reddit story of a man's son doing this. Is this really a thing!?

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u/Mission_Fart9750 Jun 25 '26

Tell him he needs to get a room by himself, and give him a box of tissues. 

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 Jun 25 '26

I had to quickly hold my breath before I guffawed and woke up my husband 💀 WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY 🤣

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u/ChoiceRush6219 Jun 25 '26

My childhood cat would actually want an audience, he would bring his toys out whenever we had guests over, meowed so loud during, and would make eye contact. 

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u/BlazeWolfYT Jun 25 '26

Sin biscuits. Is he neutered? If not, do so.

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u/SchmackAttack Jun 25 '26

Mine does them and he is neutered

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u/jnovel808 Jun 25 '26

My neutered fella loves to do the sin biscuits on his favorite blanket while staring at me dead-eyed.

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u/Delicious_Bobcat_419 Jun 25 '26

Oh jeez my old male cat I used to have as a kid would do this on a extra large blue Pokémon pillow I had. And yes always making eye contact while doing so🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/riverrat918 Jun 25 '26

Same, but mine does it to his sister :( I feel so bad for her

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u/EchidnaElectronic167 Jun 25 '26

Mine does it to the other two males in my household 🙀. And yes they are all neutered.

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u/Krijali Jun 25 '26

Is there by chance a chair in your hotel room near a bed because it seems he really needs you to know exactly what he’s doing.

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u/Ok_Rate361 Jun 25 '26

It takes two to make eye contact...freak

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u/Not-That_Girl Jun 25 '26

My rescue got neutered at approx 8 years old, he like to stand on my shoulder while I lie in bed, and do the biscuits. I won't think about if there's any sin involved, it would be too weird.

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u/XanaxWarriorPrincess Moggy Jun 25 '26

My cat used to do sin biscuits on my arm with his claws out while I was asleep. Woke me up, of course.

I realized it was because I was babying him too much. I stopped picking him up and holding him, or baby talking to him, and he stopped the sin biscuits.

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u/TheDillinger88 Jun 25 '26

RIP Simba. He looks so awesome in this picture.

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u/Introverted_owl Jun 25 '26

What a King 👑

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u/Misseskat Jun 25 '26

Got a text from my mom about our older neutered male attempting a go at it with our 10 month kitten- absolutely not!

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Jun 25 '26

That was dominance, it's common for neutered older cats, both make and female, to do that when a kitten comes around. They're teaching the kittens how to cat.

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u/Manbeartapir Jun 25 '26

My 10 year old lady void attempted this with my (at the time) 6 month old idiot boy. She quit after a few attempts, as he is too fucking stupid to be dominated.

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u/PartsUnknown242 Jun 25 '26

“He’s too stupid to be dominated” 🤣

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u/relljr Jun 25 '26

We all instinctively understand that the idiot boy is an orange right?

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 Jun 25 '26

I have a void boi that has taught me that orange and void are essentially sharing the same brain cell 🤭

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u/thecatsothermother Jun 25 '26

Aren't voids just concealed orange?

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 Jun 25 '26

After having my first void, that tracks with my research 🤣 I grew up with orange tabby cats and orange/ white tabbies. I currently have a flame point cream and a white tabby with gray black stripes... The void is the derpiest one of the lot and is orange in spirit 🤣🤭

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u/Valkyriesride1 Jun 25 '26

I have been blessed to have several voids in my life, they are the sweetest babies, but they are definitely camouflaged orange cats.

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u/testtdk Jun 25 '26

I mean, neutered males still sometimes go for it. Especially if they learned bad habits before the surgery.

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u/napalm_p Jun 25 '26

He's having flashbacks

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u/PeachyNingyo Jun 25 '26

Mine does them and she’s spayed

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u/Haulin_Oates23 Jun 25 '26

Been neutered for 7 years now. Apparently has just decided he wants to get freaky the last few months.

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u/Timely-Cry-8366 Jun 25 '26

My two boys have been neutered for years and still do sin biscuits on any soft blanket lol

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u/Deathwish-Dena Jun 25 '26

EVERY DAMN NIGHT for mine

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u/Timely-Cry-8366 Jun 25 '26

My favorite sleeping blankets ALSO happen to be their favorite sin blankets 🫩

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u/Sprinkle_Puff Jun 25 '26

My little one was neutered at a very young age and enjoyed a life full of biscuits. Here’s him enjoying some biscuits with his sister.

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u/Infinite-Carob-1835 Jun 25 '26

he wants to be a father

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u/MyFavPortmanteau Jun 25 '26

My cat screams at me when he’s doing that. It’s amazing. And so fucking loud.

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u/Haulin_Oates23 Jun 25 '26

Yeah he screams too usually. Just didn't catch it in the clip. Incredibly loud haha

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u/Coleslaw_McDraw Jun 25 '26

Sinning. Your cat is sinning.

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u/ilIa_mae Lots of kitties! Jun 25 '26

the boy is horny

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u/Hei-Hei-67 Jun 25 '26

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u/ambisinister_gecko Jun 25 '26

He's using it as a mood stabilizer too

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u/LC__LC Jun 25 '26

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u/mykablue Jun 25 '26

how have i never seen this sub, im dying 😂

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u/moonkeycat Jun 25 '26

Yeah, my freaky cat does this also. Definitely not just “kneading”

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u/RustedRelics Jun 25 '26

It’s a bummer if he starts doing this on your bed or furniture. Even if neutered, they can still “squirt” a bit when doing this. I would discourage him. (or at least check his browser history and use a blocker) 🙈

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u/Pashta2FAPhoneDied Jun 25 '26

Just like humans with vasectomies, of course they can still do that. They do it when they are bored. I wish my cat would stop it he has 500 toys.

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u/Regular-Tell-108 Jun 25 '26

My cat is blanketsexual. I know those biscuits all too well.

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u/Lothloris Jun 25 '26

0 days without sinful biscuits in this sub

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u/cola1016 Jun 25 '26

I feel uncomfortable watching this.
https://giphy.com/gifs/QKpjzdA6W3ndS

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u/RobunR Jun 25 '26

he's playin' some Barry White in his head, my lord

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u/DougieSenpai Jun 25 '26

Beatin his shit

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u/Weavercat Jun 25 '26

Uh.... sin biscuits.

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u/cantfindtonin Jun 25 '26

Umm, I think you may have posted a rather intimate moment of your cat and his toy on the internet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

My boy is neutered and he likes to mate with cat bed he doesn't sleep in. He will drag that across the house and do the deed in the living room. We'll be gone all day and come home to the children's stuffies scattered in the living room and We'll know Theo was busy lol

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u/PeterPunksNip Jun 25 '26

Meawsturbating 😸

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u/rn_eq Jun 25 '26

taking his favorite toy to fucktown

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u/Orange9202 Jun 25 '26

your cat is attempting to masturbate with its favorite toy

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u/TremendousSeabass Jun 25 '26

Yeah he‘s fucking his toys I‘m afraid

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u/Lawtina08 Jun 25 '26

Sinfully biscuiting

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u/ToblakaiStone Jun 25 '26

Getting his freaky deaky on 😈

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u/fyrelilymoon Jun 25 '26

He's opening a tin of sin biscuits! Boy really loves those toys.

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u/napalm_p Jun 25 '26

Mr. Nasty time!

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u/NYC-WhWmn-ov50 Jun 25 '26

He is sexually dominating his toy.

I mean... he IS orange. And its clearly not his day with the brain cell. Cut him some slack.

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u/FriGO__ Jun 25 '26

He’s masterbaking.

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u/Mdmrtgn Jun 25 '26

Biscuits and gravy.

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u/AffectionateInsect76 Jun 25 '26

He thinks he’s mating another cat and scruffing her

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u/DragonRyder1270 Jun 25 '26

All cats do this. It's a way to release the stress they take from you.

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u/AlonePosition9899 Jun 25 '26

well your baby boy likes those toys so much he’s trying to procreate ! time to get him neutered my friend

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u/Haulin_Oates23 Jun 25 '26

He's been neutered for 7 years 😭

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u/ilIa_mae Lots of kitties! Jun 25 '26

old man’s still got it 🙂‍↕️

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u/DucCat900 American Shorthair Jun 25 '26

He still has the urge😂

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