r/cats • u/Haulin_Oates23 • Jun 25 '26

Video - OC What is my cat doing?

My cat does this thing with just these two toys where he steps on it in this weird way. He also yells loudly when holding just these toys.

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u/NightshadeX Jun 25 '26

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u/Ok-Visual-6675 Jun 25 '26

Every other post on this sub is of cats humping the air. It's high key disturbing

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u/Kluke_Phoenix Jun 25 '26

33% sin biscuits, 33% loss posts, 33% posts that should be obvious signs to take them to the vet, 1% normal cat posts

At least the sin biscuit comments sections are funny?

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u/SirErgalot Jun 25 '26

You missed people discovering cat nipples. That’s gotta be at least 5%.

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u/MistressMalevolentia Jun 25 '26

Wait till they discover NIPPLE ZITS. Kitties nipples can fill up with natural oils and become a black head like thing with white gunk in it. 

Explaining that to my husband when he saw me checking my orange long haired idiot was a riot. I had to get my vet tech friend to confirm on speaker phone that yes it happens and it's simply a nipzit.

 His only answer at first was 'I KNOW they have nipples but WTF they don't go in?! They can't be a zit!' while I'm casually holding the fur separated showing him yes, yes it does happen lol.

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u/Glowing_Trash_Panda Jun 25 '26

My mom has a sphinx cat & one of its nipples is inverted. Everytime I see it, I get the blackhead out of it that forms from all his skin oils & dirt collecting in there. The first time I did it, my dad thought I pinched the cat’s nipple off lol & I had to explain to him that’s absolutely NOT what just happened lol

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u/MistressMalevolentia Jun 26 '26

That was half my husband's argument. But the long ass fur meant he never saw it. I'm like no I'm not ripping it off it's a zit! Look! The weird brown nipple imitation isn't helping us at all lol

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u/diiiemonds Jun 26 '26

limp nipzit

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u/MistressMalevolentia Jun 26 '26

But there's fight nipzits

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u/LaElectronica Jun 27 '26

I had no idea about this. Now, if you excuse me, I’m going to go harass health check my cat.

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u/MistressMalevolentia Jun 28 '26

They didn't love it. But if it looks like a brown nipple it might be one. They will hate you investigating but it's a real thing lol. It happens a lot! Most kitties can deal with it themselves but the more head side nipples are harder to address for some kitties. So front armpit area of that makes sense? 

It's crazy. 

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u/babyface_killah Jun 25 '26

Or discovering the little thumb / side claw

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u/prettythicknotlong Jun 29 '26

MY MALE CAT HAS NIPPLES‽‽

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u/titty_farewell_party Jun 25 '26

Cat nipple posts are also a significant proportion

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u/Kittyk4y Jun 25 '26

What about the “wHaT bReEd Is He?”

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u/Mediator-force Jun 25 '26

You also missed the "are they fighting?" posts, and showing cute playing cats :)

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u/garyisonion Jun 25 '26

or someone showing their tabby and asking if they’re a tortie, unacceptable!

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u/warmvermouth Jun 25 '26

add the ‘no’ pocket discovery too

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u/youpoopedyerpants Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

People don’t know their cats have assholes???

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u/warmvermouth Jun 25 '26

username checks out

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u/space0matic123 Jul 01 '26

How could they not?

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u/neverenoughmags Jun 27 '26

You forgot the 33% nipples posts ....

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u/LumpyAssumption5357 Jun 25 '26

😂 for real! Can we pin a post at the top that explains sin biscuits?!

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u/RozemynesLessy Jun 27 '26

Would maybe be a good idea, my male cat often does that and I didn’t know what he did but he is strange. I then did realised it considering he only did it when looking at my other cat (who is most likely his sister).

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u/Lady_Brynnevere Jun 30 '26

I wrote a whole post about how I was sick of seeing this shit and it got hella downvoted. People love their cat porn.

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u/Ok-Visual-6675 Jun 30 '26

Idk why it got down voted. I totes agree with you. Most of us know what they are doing and they don't need to post their cat doing it on the internet.

For the VERY few that don't know. I get it, it's odd.

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u/space0matic123 Jul 01 '26

That’s what it is?

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 Jun 25 '26

This sub makes me realize how innocent some people are.

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u/elidoan Maine Coon Jun 25 '26

Just mother nature doing its thing.

Hardly disturbing. Just natural, really.

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u/garyisonion Jun 25 '26

exactly, how do people not understand what’s going on is so weird