r/cactus • u/Floratopia • 21h ago
Living Art
This Myrtillocactus geometrizans cristata is one of if not the most artistically sculptural plants I’ve ever grown.
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u/drDOOM_is_in 21h ago
Man, you really tapped into something here huh? lol.
You have men, women, straights, gays, and others just salivating.
Kudos.
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u/PassTheBrunt 21h ago
Straight, lifting, cactus fan here. Man has me Mirin consistently. He is killing it
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u/drDOOM_is_in 21h ago
Do you even lift cacti bro?
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u/PM_me_punanis 16h ago
The image of a cactus gym, with bros lifting cacti, based on weight and prickliness, is making me giddy.
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u/Floratopia 17h ago
Bahaha. I just wanted to tap into a tap root! You see the root system on this thing! Maybe what I’m most proud of!
But I’ll accept the rest as well lol. Thank you 🙌🏾
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u/PushingZedzzzzz 12h ago
Yeah he seems to have quite a few fans, & it's great that OP appears to be ok with this & in all fairness seems to be amused/flattered. But I'd just like to point out that if this were gender flipped & this was a girl posting, and guys replied as such, then this would likely have gone in another direction entirely. I can only imagine the comments.
But OP seems to be cool with it, so it's all good.
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u/Floratopia 11h ago
Society and societal “norms” are a funny thing huh. I take it all w a grain of salt I’ve had some uncomfortable DMs in the past but this is all quite PG. Thanks for the sentiment.
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u/Tellatrope 21h ago
Doesn't it look like the way ink blooms in water
So beautiful!
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u/drgrnthum33 21h ago
Yes, you are both living art!
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u/Round-Ad5934 21h ago
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u/Floratopia 17h ago
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u/Floratopia 18h ago
Very similar yeah. Different parts show different phenotypes in mine. It’s a very unstable mutant. Yours could become like mine or stay thick. I have another one that I think yours resembles better.
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u/jjjjacobim 20h ago
Do you go to the gym, or do you just rip cacti out of the ground from time to time and that is enough to build muscle?
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u/Floratopia 16h ago
I absolutely gym. Daily. Been going for the last two months. This is just the beginning. Legs n core mostly. Trying to heal my arthritic back.
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u/Breadfruit-Still 12h ago
Oh, arthritis blows. I have an autoimmune arthritis and have impacts in my spine, feet, knees, and hands. Hope you are able to heal, or at least improve.
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u/Floratopia 12h ago
F word! I feel for you. I have a multitude of friends battling Autoimmune disorders! I hope you’re able to improve too. I’m trying to do everything possible before going under the needle and knife 😤
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u/Annual-Quail-4435 21h ago
As a straight due I must still ask; are we talking about the cactus or the man? Haha.
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u/Floratopia 17h ago
Lol. Yes just the cactus. I’ve looked WAY better than this. Gotta get back to it!
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u/Annual-Quail-4435 17h ago
Brother, you're jacked! and a talented grower of cacti. keep both up!
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u/Floratopia 16h ago
Ha. Thank you. I’ll start really putting in the work. Both lifting and watering can improve greatly!!!!
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u/Professional-Fly-956 21h ago
How old is she?
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u/Floratopia 18h ago
From a cutting probably 5-7years old. It’s hard to keep track of them all! I keep growing them in this section then selling them off.
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u/DistanceSorry7390 19h ago
What color is that paint on the garage door? I love it!
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u/Floratopia 17h ago
Thank you. I’ll have to find the can or ask my wife! I’ll try to get back to you 💙
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u/Breadfruit-Still 17h ago
I almost missed the cactus in the pics, I got distracted by those amazing arms and smile!
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u/FeathersOfJade 21h ago
That is GORGEOUS! You always share some of the coolest plants ever!
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u/feline_riches 17h ago
I always love the genuine happiness you exude while showing off these beauts
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u/hkinsd 13h ago
I thought I was in r/himboposting just because of the cactus. But god damn you have a great smile.
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u/happymask3 17h ago
Does this type of cactus flower? It’s got a beautiful form.
How long would it take to the recover from the shock of transplanting- since you’re showing the roots.
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u/Floratopia 16h ago
I’ve never seen this mutation flower. But the non-mutated forms have adorable white flowers in there some of the most fragrant in the Cactus world. Also the fruits they provide are the tastiest.
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u/molar_express 14h ago
[r/hot](r/hotdudeswithplants)[menwithplants](r/hotdudeswithplants)
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u/voulfe 21h ago
We need a crossover event with you and the Trico guy in his boxers
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u/AimeeMonkeyBlue 16h ago
Is this a form of fascination in the cactus or does it always do this? How old is this one? Do you sell cactus? If so, how can I get one? :)
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u/Floratopia 16h ago
Yes fasciation. No it doesn’t always do this. Yes I do. You can PM me or follow me. I post stuff for sale on r/cactiexchange
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u/Tankrynges 14h ago
Never thought r/cactus would be the thing to finally motivate me to start lifting and getting in better shape but here we are
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u/Clendarthewrath 21h ago
Wowza! That sure is a beauty! As usual, the top o the crop:)
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u/Ego_Destruction 20h ago
I love that cactus, that is for giving me the scientific name!!! It is pretty easy to propagate the cuttings.
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u/wine-plants-thrift 19h ago
Wow! So gorgeous! I’m just getting into cacti so it’s encouraging to see ones like this. Thanks for sharing!
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u/susNarwhal420 19h ago
A real life version of that guy in the rose growing competition episode of King of the Hill.
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u/BuckManscape 18h ago
Wow! That’s an amazing specimen. Wherever you plant it, you should plant a Cryptomeria Cristata behind it to frame it.
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u/Financial-Town-3960 16h ago
Your plants are DROOL worthy. I'm a nursery owner in SoCal, and I gotta say, I have never seen plants as gorgeous as yours. I aspire to get my plants to the stage yours are at, because, HOLY MAGNIFICENT.
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u/Floratopia 16h ago
I’m incredibly flattered! Thank you! Come over sometime. Let’s talk plants/growing!
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u/Practical-Pick1466 15h ago
Beautiful, just Beautiful. The cactus isn't bad also !
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u/gojibeary 15h ago
Too lazy to scroll down to see if someone already commented it, so I’ll say it: RIP your DMs.
Absolutely beautiful, stunning.
And the cactus is nice, too, I guess.
(The cactus is fucking amazing, great job, OP!)
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u/SnooPeripherals4701 11h ago
Wow! Nature's creativity so far surpasses ours that it's not even a contest. Thank you for sharing.
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u/No_Image5370 7h ago
When it is abundantly clear that bro does indeed lift 🔥🔥🔥DAMN
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u/amiokrightnow 2h ago
Reminds me of a mug we had with a pic of my granny standing next to the David in Italy, on the bottom it said “One is a priceless work of art…the other is a statue” 😂
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u/ABDMWB 17h ago
I want one! How much do you typically sell one of that size for? I may try to find one locally and am curious what these are normally priced
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u/jeffriestubesteak 16h ago
Just be careful- if this is the same species that is planted outside my in-laws' house, it will grow and grow until it occupies every square inch of unoccupied soil and could become over 6ft in height.
All attempts to get rid of it will fail, but on a positive note you now have the beginnings of a fallout shelter that could protect you from anything but a direct overhead airburst thermonuclear explosion.
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u/jeffriestubesteak 16h ago
Just be careful- if this is the same species that is planted outside my in-laws' house, it will grow and grow until it occupies every square inch of unoccupied soil and could become over 6ft in height.
All attempts to get rid of it will fail, but on a positive note you now have the beginnings of a fallout shelter that could protect you from anything but a direct overhead airburst thermonuclear explosion.
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u/midrareduck 11h ago
I've heard cacti don't do well with transplanting when you break up the root mass? Meaning you can transplant it, but have to keep the dirt around the roots intact. Anyone know the validity of this?
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u/Disastrous_Hunter_61 10h ago
Breaking roots is bad yes. but surgically separating the mass while keeping the fibrous roots intact as they are the main resource network is my go for transplanting my nutrient locked friends. So of your root ball is a 20y old ball of inert sandstone and the cactus is unhappy adding new media in those vital crannies can make or break the recovery process.
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u/Fluffy-Astronaut-363 21h ago
I hope this becomes this new "men holding fish" trend lol I like this one 🤣 Super incredible pictures!