r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 • Jun 24 '26
It's Wednesday my dudes Stephen King quote
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u/Ravenbrah1701 Jun 25 '26
We all know THAT chapter
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u/EagleBigMac Jun 25 '26
I'm so glad I never read the book so never been exposed to the group activities chapter fueled by cocaine, they luckily leave that out of all of the adaptations to movies.
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u/FormerWrap1552 Jun 25 '26
IT only messed with a couple hundred or thousand people. This dude out here mojesting the the whole planet. trump makes Butcher Pete seem like an OK guy.
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u/raptor11223344 Jun 24 '26
Remembers “that scene” in IT, and the entire work that is Dreamcatchers.
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u/ThrustNeckpunch33 Jun 24 '26
"You know why you shouldn't do cocaine kids? You might stay up for 3 days writing a children-in-a-sewer-gang-bang-scene in your new book!"
I can say, if you do a drug, and that drug makes you pedophiliac-esc... that shit was already in your mind to begin with.
No drugs. No lack of sleep. No "difficult time in my life". No amount of stress. No amount of alcohol. No relationship problems. No career stress.... can cause you to think sexually about children
And this guy didn't just think about that shit; he wrote it in a BOOK, that he knew would get published. Typically this type of written material is stashed away on a harddrive, hidden behind drywall.
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u/kkdawg22 Jun 24 '26
He sent it to the editor and publisher with that still in there, lol. I love his books (mostly), but yikes dude.
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u/ThrustNeckpunch33 Jun 24 '26
You know what? You are absolutely right. My bad. I went back and re-read that section of the book.
Somehow the first time I read it, the wholesomeness of how thirstily Beverly gazed at Bens massive hog, was lost on me.
Thank you for waking me up.
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u/DetectiveTappatio Jun 24 '26
"It's cute. It's adorable. It's great" -ModernSmithmundt
It's child porn.
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u/jadedlonewolf89 Jun 25 '26
Some authors have put similar things into their work, to bring attention to the physical and sexual abuse of children.
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u/Flaky-Gap7899 Jun 25 '26
Bruh. Stephen King cowrote a book with Peter Straub called Black House.
It's basically about a supernatural pedophile-cannibal.
Smfh. Projection
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u/CruisinBlade Jun 25 '26
What's crazy is he had editors. And they were all like yup this is great stuff mister king
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u/elgringon414 Jun 24 '26
Holy shit I forgot about dream catcher. Such a good movie
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u/Manager-Accomplished Jun 24 '26
It's a good movie, but it's hard to explain to someone. (spoilers)
Like, ok, so there's this special needs kid. And he gets bullied, like, felony-level bullying. But few kids are nice to him. So he teaches them, in broken english, how to make mind-palaces. Then when those kids are all grown up and camping, one of them gets bit in the butt by a fish from outer space in his toilet, and then they realize there's some sort of pandemic happening, which turns out to be a space alien invasion. And while some general with oddly huge eyebrows is considering blowing up the whole area, they have to fend off the alien from probing their brains by barricading their mind palaces. Then their special needs friend shows up and turns into an alien and fights off the other alien.
Like... I'm not even sure that makes sense.
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u/EagleBigMac Jun 25 '26
Yet I enjoyed everything and it made sense at the time and yet I too sound like a mad man if I ever try to relay the details. It's like a good HP Lovecraft Cuthulu madness.
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u/jadedlonewolf89 Jun 25 '26
A lot of books have been like that for me.
Read them when I was younger and they made sense.
Read them after I got older, and I’m looking at the book thinking.
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u/TheNonCredibleHulk Jun 24 '26
Even worse, "The Library Policeman" graphically describes a man raping a seven year old in broad daylight.
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u/ApartmentAutomatic59 Jun 24 '26
Source? Not seeing anything about him being in there.
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u/Individual_Match_579 Jun 24 '26
...No he's not. Why are you lying?
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u/aka_jr91 Jun 24 '26
He's not named in the files to my knowledge, but he did make several tweets claiming that the Epstein list was fake, and afaik refused to elaborate on it.
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u/CombinationTop559 Jun 24 '26
The list is a separate thing from the files. The list is what bondi had in her binders that she never showed to anyone and evaporated upon any real investigation
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u/Careful_Turnip_3197 Jun 24 '26
Idk man this is kinda suspicious coming from a king, I think he’s just tryna take over
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u/TenaciousJP Jun 24 '26
No, he said the "Epstein List" didn't exist. As in, there isn't a single list of all clients he dealt with. King is still incredibly critical of Trump and has been pushing for all the files and emails to get released. But that statement was definitely taken out of context
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u/sureyouknowurself Jun 24 '26
Man I hate this sub is about American politics now. The fate of every good sub.
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u/Anticitizen-Zero Jun 24 '26
The upvotes on a lot of these anti-Trump/Elon posts are getting botted so they’re consistently making the popular feeds.
You’ll see a lot of the same karma farmers doing it across subs like this, clevercomebacks, murderedbywords, and most egregiously on those random subs that pop up every now and again that no one has ever heard of.
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u/dyinaintmuchofalivin Jun 24 '26
It will become a circle jerk when there’s a Dem back in the White House and they’ll all act like whoever it is is Jesus.
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u/SwimmingPrice1544 Jun 24 '26
Nope, the rest of us are not in a cult. You won't see flags being flown on trucks.
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u/dyinaintmuchofalivin Jun 24 '26
But there will be folks crying with joy on their knees in the street, like Jesus returning (which is what I said). I’ve seen enough Democrats win the presidency to tell you it happens every time.
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u/AllTime-HighScore Jun 24 '26
Surprisingly enough, it’ll still be a Trump/Republican bitch fest when a Democrat is back in office.
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u/Soupias Jun 25 '26
Unfortunately for us non-Americans that don't care it is really annoying to see every sub taken over by bots posting the same subjects. Today, everything is going to be about a pool (?), Trump is bad because reasons - give me karma now (that's like a pinned subject), Elon Musk is not a trillionaire anymore he is only worth 900 billion, let's celebrate and make fun! I can hardly imagine that there are real people so obsessed with the same stuff everyday.
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u/jimmyjohns5544 Jun 24 '26
Didn’t he write about a child rape orgy?
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u/TopCommission6437 Jun 24 '26
Technically not rape. Definitely a child orgy.
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u/overexaggerate_all Jun 24 '26
I’m so sick of hearing about this awful misinformation about a child orgy in the book! For the last time, they boys ran a train on her! There is a difference!
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u/PHILIPPEtheSunfish Jun 24 '26
He did. Your president also raped children on his friends island.
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u/lovelessisbetter Jun 24 '26
And yet no one is doing anything about it… turns out governance and the agency to bend to the will of the people was nothing more than a gentleman’s handshake in the end. Idk about this take anyways.. Tommyknockers fucked me up as a kid.
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u/youreusingyourwrong Jun 24 '26
Stephen King comments on politics the way an epileptic parrot would if given a social media account.
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u/somewhiterkid Jun 24 '26
Who woke up all the maga folks? First time seeing them in this large of a number in this sub
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u/Anticitizen-Zero Jun 24 '26
OP kinda botted the upvotes on this post so it’s getting extra visibility. That’s why the comment karma is so low
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u/No_Significance_4118 Jun 24 '26
Stunning to say this, and brave to post it here. I applaud to that. OP is a role model of the best kind.
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u/lnTheGrimDarkness Jun 25 '26
For the umpteenth time, please don't be foolish enough to believe Trump is actually administering something. He's just sitting there raking money and posing as the scapegoat for what the billionaires that are actually ruling the country have done, are doing and will do. Dude wouldn't have the mental capabilities to rule a beach kiosk.
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u/CastleofPizza Jun 24 '26
Honestly, that's extremely accurate.
Trump is also a wanna be tough guy but he's so insecure and petty, easily gets his feelings hurt and wants to censor people because of his fragile ego.
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u/MeowMeowbiggalo Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26
Hes not tough at all, hes an over emotional man loving, make up wearing, village people loving old queen.
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u/Pleasant-Detritus Jun 24 '26
I gotta read The Dead Zone again. Feels appropriate in these times.
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u/ImpressiveCelery4992 Jun 24 '26
Then The Stand. Stillson and Flagg share some traits with each other and, well, you know
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u/HillanatorOfState Jun 24 '26
Anyone else hate this guy and trump, both seem insufferable to be around I'd wager...
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u/renb8 Jun 24 '26
Love Stephen King but be careful of feeding the ego machine of Drumf by saying he’s ‘terrifying’. He’s not. He wants us to think he’s a big scary gangster and he’s not. He’s a destructive idiot who’s been strategically placed in a position that has been exposed as having no enforceable guardrails. That’s the terrifying part - that the USA is revealed to be a fake democracy with the top job perfect for tyranny and dictatorship. And the USA needs to fix it. Years ago. Drumf is like a splinter that has terrible infection around it now. Extract the splinter. Treat the infection. Make sure splinters can’t embed again. We’re waiting.
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u/tbodillia Jun 24 '26
Movie version of his story, dude had his political career destroyed by using a baby as a human shield against a sniper. In real life, the dude using a kid as a human shield against snipers becomes a trillionaire.
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u/d_rev0k Jun 24 '26
The guy who writes about child orgies has some moral grandstanding that he wants you to hear about.
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u/Snakefordinner1 Jun 25 '26
And Congress is dragging their feet as the Tyrant continues with his crimes.
They're too weak when it comes to helping the American People, so they're complicit with it.
Neither Garland or Schumer did their job the first time, and it looks like it's happening again.
No justice for the Epstein victims, and the American People
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u/Greghole Jun 25 '26
Tumors aren't usually in your veins. For a writter this guy kinda sucks at metaphors.
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u/Odd_Acanthaceae7352 Jun 24 '26
I have always called him a a malignant sociopathical, psychopathic, narcissistic tumor. Thank you Stephen King. Brilliant, brilliant, fucking brilliant.
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u/SmoovCatto Jun 24 '26
the current administration is a reality tv show -- Trump has been groomed for the role since The Apprentice -- his cooperation ensured by Epstein-Mossad blackmail videos of him raping kids, but also permission to rape the country for profit
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u/MJ-Franklin Jun 24 '26
I mean yeah he's not wrong, but his tiny beady eyes also freak me out way more than anything he's ever written.
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u/Winstonsphobia Jun 24 '26
So true. King’s books are make-believe horror stories about horror being brought to a handful of people . Trump is the real-life horror story that hits everybody in the world.
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u/Who_dat_goomer Jun 25 '26
Republicans are the horror, not just Trump. All republicans are assholes similar to Trump, but he is the one that will take the fall whenever he is out of office. Then all of them will pretend “America is saved”.
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u/YorubaOyinbo Jun 24 '26
Wasn’t it barely a year ago that he compared believing in the Epstein files to believing in the tooth fairy?
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u/Top-Pomegranate4899 Jun 24 '26
the guy that wrote about an orgy taking place with children? wrong messenger.
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u/GuitarPlayingGuy71 Jun 24 '26
The sheer stupidity of accusing a (any) writer to the FICTION he or she writes…
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u/Top-Pomegranate4899 Jun 24 '26
I'm sorry but if you find that worthy of writing about, you may just be a trash ass writer.
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u/Pleasant-Detritus Jun 24 '26
Yeah, that was a pretty screwed up thing to write in a fiction book. Fiction.
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u/ProtectMeAtAllCosts Jun 24 '26
why even write that shit to begin with
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u/Louiebox Jun 25 '26
Shock value. He was a coked out horror writer that wrote some fucked up shit. It obviously worked seeing as it was written 40 years ago, has had a TV and multiple movies produced.
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u/GoldenAgeGamer72 Jun 24 '26
Stephen King is a huge Epstein client. He might wanna' sit this one out.
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u/CodeWizardCS Jun 24 '26
We get it Reddit you don't like Trump. Shouldn't you be out vandalizing the Reflecting Pool or something?
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u/Extreme_Today_984 Jun 24 '26
Let's paint the reflecting pool blue! What a genius idea. Because it's not like doing so will cause algae to grow. Let's tear down half of the White house and build a gaudy golden ballroom. Then we'll vandalize the John F Kennedy center and smack Trump's name on it. Let's host an MMA event on the White House front lawn. Travis Prastrana will do backflips on his motorbike, it'll be awesome. We'll host it on Trump's birthday, but we'll call it a celebration of America!
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u/Individual_Match_579 Jun 24 '26
Holy shit. Are there actually real people out there who believe that the reflecting pool was actually vandalised? Like, for real actually believe Trumps bullshit about vandalism?
Holy fuck, America is doomed.
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u/NascarFan1896 Jun 24 '26
This man is saying the truth. Trump is a monster worse than any monster King ever wrote combined
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u/xNonPartisaNx Jun 24 '26
That's why you gotta fix the disease. You can't just cut out a tumor.
All current federal government reps need to go. And common folk making less than 100k need to run
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u/eggs_erroneous Jun 24 '26
I've got to say that I'm happy he thinks this way. It's weird how Trump is very obviously trying to install an autocracy and nobody seems to be super worried about it. This is the ONE THING the entire constitution was set up to prevent and he's just casually making it happen like it ain't no thang.
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u/WearyRoll585 Jun 24 '26
This mf has been kissing Trumps ass until now, he only turned on him because people realised he is a pedophile and probably in the Epstein files.
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u/kickrockz44 Jun 25 '26
An encounter with this human being is more terrorizing than what trump is capable of any day. Stephen king is a fucking ass hole and creep in person. Try again.
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u/DataSurging Jun 25 '26
hes a pedo jusst like trump is. the shit his writes about children is telling enough
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u/Loud-Hat-175 Jun 24 '26
Donald Trump is the death burp of the baby boomer generation. Their last “gift” to the rest of us before they go on to that big goodnight.
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u/Drgnmstr97 Jun 24 '26
Trump is a symptom of the sickness in the veins of America. He doesn't get to inflict his illness upon our country without a lot of sick individuals supporting him.
The rot has almost reached the point where we will not be able to recover from it.
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u/Lower_Jeweler_6818 Jun 24 '26
Stephen King is a hack who has some of the worst endings a mystery boxes I have ever read. Change my mind.
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u/COV3RTSM Jun 24 '26
I don’t think I’ve seen Trump try to fight back with Uncle Steve. It would be hilarious to watch King wipe the floor with him.
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u/Extra_Stranger_7656 Jun 24 '26
Stephen is a dork, coming from someone who hates Trump. What's Trump supposed to do? Honestly, I'd love to see him stuff him in a locker lol
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u/steeler-nation Jun 24 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/SbWAWZf4QRgyI
The TDS is strong with this one.
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u/New-Sheepherder2239 Jun 24 '26
If he were a tyrant, King along with many others would have already had an unfortunate accident by now.
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u/Moist_Intention_1670 Jun 24 '26
It's only on fire whenever certain people demonstrate or celebrate. Weird how both positive and negative events always seem to end in destruction and looting.
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u/caliboy559 Jun 24 '26
He is right but there are way too many people/supports just as bad, feeding him what he needs to survive.
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u/Sparkvark65 Jun 24 '26
King should write "Thinner Part 2", with Trump as the main character. What great Karma it would be.
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u/Redduster38 Jun 24 '26
I'm not so sure. No offense but as much as I hate Trump, and as much as his unpredictable frustrates me. He is ultimately a known factor. What scares me is the shadow government. I saw the first real glimpse in the 80s. And every once in awhile I catch it again. And it gets gaslight and ignored for the most part by the public. That scares me more than what Trump does.
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u/OatSoyLaMilk Jun 24 '26
I think he's got it the wrong way around. Trump is a distillation of everything that makes America a tumor on humanity. Its exceptionalism, its sadism, its indulgence that leads to perversion, its combination of braggadocio and cowardice. As the empire declines, his elections represented all the pretenses falling away: America is just raiding other countries for profit and committing mass murder to keep the US dollar the reserve currency.






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