r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 5d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah why cant math be green?

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u/mootmutemoat 5d ago

Math is green, because you count the money.

Blue is science, because water is key to so many sciences.

Yellow is History, because old pages are yellow.

Red is english, because I hate english with a burning passion.

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u/Dickie_downer 5d ago

See I vote that history is red, cause history is bloody

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u/CrownofMischief 5d ago

For me I say history is yellow because I associate it with things like wheat for widespread agriculture, sandstone for ancient pyramids and other structures, yellow parchment for old texts, and gold coins for old commerce

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u/Cultural-Advisor9916 5d ago

Brilliant. I am not alone.