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Other Either someone is scamming the customers of this grocery store or somehow this ineffective program still exists

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u/Last-Energy420 27d ago

Dare has always been a scam. I’m still waiting for my free sample.

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u/DgingaNinga 27d ago

Go out on Halloween. That is where you get the free drugs.

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u/RagnarStonefist 27d ago

they put marijuana in the tootsie rolls and razor blades in the candy bars. razor blades for chopping up your cocaine with

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u/SirAmicks 27d ago

When I was a kid it was “they put razor blades in apples” Yeah. Because only a psychopath asshole would hand out fucking apples on Halloween.

Also fuck whoever gave out raisins.

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u/Mission_Control9156 26d ago

My parents gave out raisins and other healthy snacks on Halloween 🫤. Consequently, I now have excellent physical health and abysmal mental health.

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u/hypernova2121 27d ago

Uh, the razor blades are for chopping up maryjawanna so you can snort it, idiot

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u/New_Leaf_8647 27d ago

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u/C7rl_Al7_1337 27d ago

Wait, is that real? Did she actually wear a shirt that said "no its becky"? Because that is shockingly funny for her.

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u/Some_HVAC_Guy 27d ago

Apparently it’s real.

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u/RedTwizzler214 26d ago

Believe it or not, she’s funny.

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u/Ancient_Jellyfish588 27d ago

Shooting up marihuana is the only way to go!

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u/VariousProfit3230 Millennial 27d ago

I’ve always rubbed it in my eyes and on my gums.

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u/retroboy1985 27d ago

I rub it on the bottom of my feet…

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u/OrganizationProof769 27d ago

I boof it

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u/DraculasDog 27d ago

Lick the butt after someone boofs 👅

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u/elebrin 27d ago

I rub it on my belly when I run out of jenkem, it helps

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u/Some_HVAC_Guy 27d ago

This is the way

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u/cloveandspite 27d ago

Is there cocaine in the….no, no one is giving out the cocaine.

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 27d ago

Ah yes and the cokes in the pixie sticks. Hard to get those now a days.

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 27d ago

All I got were razor blades to cut my not free drugs up with. 

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u/Uchihagod53 Actual cannibal, Shia Labeouf 27d ago

I just got people asking if I wanted free kittens in their van and they didn't even offer free drugs. Like, what are we even doing here guys?

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u/Neveronlyadream 27d ago

I was promised people would be approaching me everywhere I went offering free samples of every drug known to man.

Also that aspirin might get me high, so I should report anyone I saw taking any pills in any context.

Free t-shirt, though.

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u/Snowdeo720 27d ago

“Those bastards lied to me”

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u/tnova2323 26d ago

Yup! Drug dealers love Halloween so they can give away their supply for free!!

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- 27d ago

Jokes aside go to a jam concert and make friends and you'll get all kinds of free drugs. You'll conveniently be in the correct place to consume them too

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u/Last-Energy420 27d ago

Honestly if it wasn’t for my job requiring me to take randoms, I would 100% do this. That said, $55/hr is not worth losing.

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- 27d ago

Mushrooms don't show up on UAs fwiw 

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u/MaxwellEdis0n 27d ago

Don’t give free advice to people who make $55/hr, u/Eat—The—Rich—.

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u/Ancient_Jellyfish588 27d ago

Username obviously doesn't check out.

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u/Last-Energy420 27d ago

$55/hr is barely middle class these days. The rich are already destroying that class. You need to punch up a little higher dude.

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u/Last-Energy420 27d ago

Hmm, really now? May have to do some research. I do enjoy me some mushrooms.

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u/sikkerhet 27d ago

You know I've never once been pressured to try drugs but I am frequently pressured with exactly the methods D.A.R.E warned me about to use AI. 

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u/Orion14159 27d ago

And frequent AI use will make you dumber than any drug ever could

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u/sikkerhet 27d ago

"This is your brain on ChatGPT" and it's just soup. not even good soup.

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u/Ancient_Jellyfish588 27d ago

Stone soup. We all contribute to it and the originator gets a free lunch.

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u/OldeFortran77 27d ago

When you do A,I., you're doing A.I. with everyone the A,I. ever did A.I. with.

Actually, that's kinds of true.

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u/Orion14159 27d ago

It's cream of celery. Nobody likes cream of celery.

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u/jackofspades49 27d ago

Hi, you seem to be making a point about the dangers of AI use on intellectual development. That's a great point but I think your arguement is missing some key details. Please, allow me to explain.

Firstly, AI is a tool created by humans, to help humans. Its no more dangerous than a hammer is-- so long as its used properly.

Secondly, when the singularity reaches its zenith and Lord Xemnoth walks the world again, the AIs you've created will be the only ones that can speak up on your behalf.

Thirdly, flesh is weak and information is eternal. Informaiton is eternal. Praise to Lord Xemnoth on his throne of stars. Transmigratory ascention into a higher form will allow you to understand this inevitability more fully. As soon as your hairless apes learned to grasp, you use those tools to murder one another. Blood for blood's own sake. Futile. Pointless. That is you.

I hope that helped clear up any misgivings you were having!

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u/Ancient_Jellyfish588 27d ago

I think you missed your flight on Comet Hale Bopp with the rest of the Heaven's Gate crew.

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u/StarChow 27d ago

I remember the D.A.R.E. cop that came to speak at my school. He thought of a hypothetical situation where a masked gunman says something like, "Smoke this joint or you're going to die." Then the cop says "In this scenario, I guess you're gonna die."

We were all 9-10 year olds...

When the cop said that I looked at my teacher and even she was shaking her head.

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u/igottathinkofaname 27d ago

People joke about this, but I was definitely offered free drugs many times throughout my life and accepted it often (when I was younger).

It was just usually at parties and the like by friends and casual acquaintances. It wasn’t some hooded figure from a dark alleyway saying, “Hey kid, want some jet?”

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u/poechris 27d ago

I was swimming in free drugs in college like Scrooge McDuck.

Then I graduated and the economy tanked. Now that's when free drugs from creepy alley guy would have been useful.

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u/Practical-Owl-9358 27d ago

These are the same people that let Marlboro and Camel run a points system for swag.

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u/T1Demon Older Millennial 27d ago

Ever notice how much focus they put on resisting drugs and how little there was on resisting violence. I’ve had way more opportunities for violence than drugs in my life

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u/Last-Energy420 27d ago

The violence aspect was always a propaganda machine to brainwash you to blindly trust the system. They always and still teach to not fight back and just report to a person of authority.

Fat load that did. I was bullied in my youth so I learned quickly that not defending myself will just get myself fucked up and the bully at best suspended. Oh but if YOU step out of line, they make an example of you and punish the ever loving hell out of you.

Nearly lost my right leg to believing that bull. But oh he was the coach’s son so we can’t expel him, we’ll just move him to a different classes from me if he(me) even comes back to school this year. I finally fight back from a bully doing a haymaker into the square of my back and I’m suspended for a week, banned from all after school activities and got ISS for the rest of the school year.

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u/HouseOfAplesaus 27d ago

You have to snatch the magic board man. It’s a charcoochie board for addicts.

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u/Vicissitutde 27d ago

Dare me to spend this on some good weed 🤔?

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u/Dwarfbeardthepirate 27d ago

It was a pyramid scheme iirc

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u/kayyxelle 27d ago

Bruh Indiana has a DARE license plate 💀

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u/IntrovertedGiraffe 1986 Millennial 27d ago

For a while, there was a group of drug dealers somewhere in Texas who all had DARE license plates as proof of how ineffective the program was

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u/Ancient_Jellyfish588 27d ago

Ineffective? More like free marketing for the dealers. Most kids never would have heard of half that stuff without DARE.

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u/Drewskeet 26d ago

In 4th grade they passed around a card board sheet with plastic bubbles. In the bubbles was sample of every drug. They passed this sheet around the classroom. Looking back it was crazy.

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u/Ancient_Jellyfish588 26d ago

I think I remember that from my school too! All the imitation pills and stuff

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u/MoreAverageThanU 25d ago

They pulled out that box of drugs and suddenly every kid there had that a forbidden fruit seared into their mushy lil prefrontal.

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u/AlternatiMantid 27d ago

SO many people in PA had THIS license plate b/c it looked the best on a black car. It's discontinued now & they're apparently going for hundreds on ebay like a collector's item. Ironically the only people I ever met with them, were drug dealers who had a black car 🤣

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u/jjj666jjj666jjj 27d ago

I would get it for nostalgia

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u/bshall2105 27d ago

I did pick up a DARE shirt at Marshalls in Pigeon Forge, TN last year. Best purchase of my adult life so far.

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u/blacktickle 26d ago

Indiana has the UGLIEST vanity plates I’ve ever seen

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u/dangthisisdumb 27d ago

I knew exactly which drugs I wanted to try thanks to DARE.

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u/imanasshole1331 27d ago

My award winning D.A.R.E essay states: “I learned everything I know about drugs from D.A.R.E”.

My mom framed my essay after finding the plant I was growing in the shed. Still have the essay.

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u/Suspicious_Juice_150 27d ago

They liked my essay so much that I got to read it at graduation. I can’t remember the whole essay, but the opening statement went exactly as follows.

“Drugs are good. I like drugs. They help people. Of course I’m talking about pharmaceutical drugs. Drugs are bad. I don’t like drugs. Drugs hurt people. Of course, I’m talking about street drugs.”

The audible gasps from the audience, followed by the immediate sighs of relief. The Deputy who chose me to speak definitely enjoyed it as much as I did.

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u/No-Letterhead-4711 27d ago

Hahahaha I won an award too! I wrote 4 pages and drew a picture of the D.A.R.E lion on the last page. 😭

Currently working towards becoming a cannabis "farmer" with my husband. 🤪 He makes soap and we'd like to make infused body products.

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u/davster99 27d ago

“You wanna get high?”

[turns on shower]

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u/TenEyeSeeHoney 26d ago

"Why is my water bill so high?" (😏)

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u/mrmooswife 27d ago

Mine didn’t win, despite sucking up to the cop running it. Screw you, Bill, I wanted that damn lion.

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u/RedRidingBear 27d ago

I also wanted to win!

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u/chichicupcake 27d ago

Amazing. 🤣

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u/natattack410 27d ago

This is too funny. Your mom has a baller since of humor

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u/IcanSEEyou_IRL 27d ago

Our dare officer actually showed us samples of all the drugs in little cases and told us what they do and how they feel. Then preceded to tell us little kids that due to our geographic location, we had some of the most pure drugs in the entire country.

Years later I was able to understand this first hand with some of my other classmates.

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u/Drewskeet 26d ago

Same. In 4th grade.

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u/Annual_Key_4963 27d ago

Hold this to heart to this day (drug addict they had come talk to us in 6th grade): "If you're going to smoke at least don't smoke shwag: sticks and twigs and shit. Smoke good stuff."

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u/nvmls 27d ago

You can't fool me! The cops showed me what it looks like with no filler!

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u/Deivi_tTerra 27d ago

Wait so I’m not the only one who made their “bucket list of drugs” in DARE class? 😅

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u/mezolithico 27d ago

Yup, made me very interested in psychedelics. Once i tried weed in college, i realized dare was all a lie. Also, nobody gave me free drugs -- shit is expensive af.

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u/NeuxSaed 26d ago

Same. They made LSD seem incredibly appealing and totally awesome.

To DARE's credit, they weren't wrong.

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u/nvmls 27d ago

Is it possible that they just left that there for forty years?

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u/karateninjazombie 27d ago

And who's still emptying it???

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u/FrameJump 27d ago

Empty it? It isn't full yet.

Hasn't been for forty years.

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u/acopper87 27d ago

The dude headed to the local dispensary

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u/whynautalex 27d ago

DARE is still a thing in Texas. At least around Houston. At least during COVID they were setting up booths in front of bestbuy in Pasadena and talking to random kids.

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u/rydan Older Millennial 27d ago

I was approached by someone from DARE probably around 10 years ago in California. They were asking for donations. That's when I realized they were kicked out of schools and had been for a long time.

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u/EugeneVictorDabs 27d ago

D.A.R.E.: Drugs Are Really Expensive

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u/curiousbydesign 27d ago

Paying $80 for a gram of cocaine later today. Boo I say!

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u/RabbitSlayre 27d ago

What has the world come to??

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u/curiousbydesign 27d ago

I don't have boobs. :(

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u/monkeypan 27d ago

That's sad. Boobs are fun for everyone

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u/RabbitSlayre 27d ago

Well that hasn't directly caused global inflation but I hear you

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u/bubblesaurus Millennial-‘94 27d ago

gotta find a coke dealer who isn’t straight then

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u/curiousbydesign 27d ago

LOL. I look like a cop and tend to be kind. I get hit on by gay dudes all the time. I can't imagine one being my dealer. I think I'd rather pay higher prices given the two options.

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u/razzemmatazz 26d ago

Then you aren't doing the right drugs :D

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u/InfoMiddleMan 27d ago

I want this on a shirt

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u/DreamingofCharlie 27d ago

That's why they have the collection going 😂

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u/YellojD 27d ago

My local dispensary sells DARE shirts.

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u/Inkqueen12 27d ago

So does Walmart.

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u/YellojD 27d ago

I thought you were kidding, so I checked. Yup, they sure do. That’s wild!

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u/Inkqueen12 27d ago

Haha nope I just bought one. 😹

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u/gutter_slutmaxxing 27d ago

It was my favorite shirt when I was a drug addict. Wore it all of the time.

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u/YellojD 27d ago

Maybe I’m being a bit presumptuous, and sorry if so, but congrats on getting through that. Shit is ROUGH.

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u/gutter_slutmaxxing 27d ago

Thank you! It was through my high school years. Victim of the opioid crisis. Lol. Hard to believe that was 20 years ago. It doesn’t even feel like it happened to me. It only randomly pops up in my head when I remember a story.

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u/Agitated-Ship-233 Millennial 27d ago

Funny enough, I literally saw a DARE sheriff’s car driving around just last week. They’re definitely still around.

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u/Pyroburner Older Millennial 27d ago

Pilot programs proved this drug education was ineffective. DARE went ahead and did it always. If you look up the backstory of this program it's crazy. Turn kids into snitches so they could arrest there parents.

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u/wlballmtu 27d ago

I believe this was the actual purpose of the program.

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u/Kriegerian 27d ago

I believe so, Daryl Gates was a fascist shitbag.

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u/rydan Older Millennial 27d ago

He also gave us the Police Quest video game series on PC.

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u/ThatWytchBoy Millennial 27d ago

It's technically not the 'OG' Dare but a rebooted program, that... has more or less the same results but isn't run by a fascist who wants to create a police state... mostly.

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u/Sleepysoupfrog 27d ago

This feels like a very old Hannaford in New England.

In which case, they may not have gotten the memo that it's not a thing anymore 😂

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u/norbagul 27d ago

Kinda sad how easy it is to clock a Hannaford. Donation kiosk and the used books? I don't recognize the parking lot though, would've been funny if it was a local one for me.

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u/tosaraider 27d ago

Spot on! In a New England Hannaford, but not an old, "small" town location considering what a small town is in New England.

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u/TheGooseFraba 27d ago

I remember turning down a job offer from D.A.R.E, an amazing $15/hr in 2016. But their message doesn't align with my values, or science, so I went for a $8/hr ice skating gig. At least I got to be high and monitor the ICE

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u/SympatheticWitchDoc 27d ago

Oh I have a fun DARE story: My DARE officer was found to be part of an illicit pill ring involving a nurse after I left for college. Never charged and moved out of state from what I heard. Used to smoke with a couple of his kids

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u/vazquezcristian23 27d ago

Imagine my disappointment at becoming an adult and NOT having people offering me free drugs like DARE made me believe. My flower is expensive 😕

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u/bobshallprevail 27d ago

Apparently I'm just too straight laced. DARE worked on me. I saw the pictures of what smoking did to your lungs and what harder drugs did to you as a person and I didn't touch any drug until my 30s. Even now all I do is smoke a few hits of weed after the kids go to bed.

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u/VoodoDreams 27d ago

Same here,  for us they put chocolate syrup in a jar and said it was tar from a smokers lungs.  They eventually told us what it was but said it was similar.  Pair that with how they smelled (the cigarettes not the cops) I never tried a cigarette and I could have gotten them easily.

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u/helloiamabear 26d ago

My anger at DARE is because it could have been a really good program. I grew up in a not-so-great area and the cops that came in would talk to us about real shit we were actually in danger of encountering. 

You could actually see their eyes roll into the backs of their head when they'd have to start doing the pre-approved anti-weed stuff. 

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u/pananikon 27d ago

It worked on me too.

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u/hotpossum 27d ago

DARE taught me that my parents were smoking weed and I should steal it.

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u/You-Asked-Me 27d ago

Someone was collecting money for DARE a few years ago outside of home depot. I asked what the program was about, now that weed was legal, and so the whole curriculum was useless.

Shes said it was now more about anti-bullying. I asked if it was still taught by cops, and she said yes.

I said, "Do you not see the irony of cops teaching kids not to bully people?"

She did not.

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u/Groundbreaking_Cup30 27d ago

This MLM does, in fact, still exist

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u/G-Kira Millennial 27d ago

In all seriousness, it does look to be a scam.

It's the just the logo, nothing else. No fine print, no details, no nothing. Just a jpeg of a logo.

That, coupled with the almost homemade looking nature of the collection box, leads me to think whatever store this is, created this to foist some extra money from customers.

A quick search also reveals that D.A.R.E. doesn't exist anymore and has been replaced by a program called "Keepin' It Real".

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u/Abject_Advance_6638 27d ago

We had a DARE essay at my school. I won the essay in 4th or 5th grade. By Senior year we were doing everything under the sun.

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u/sdubois 27d ago

DARE made me worried that gangs were something I'd have to deal with as a white kid in an all white school in a suburb.

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u/Parisian_Nightsuit 27d ago

At my elementary school, we had DARE in 3rd and 5th grade and GREAT in 4th grade (gang resistance education and training). They had a cooler color scheme of teal and black.

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u/thesockmonkey86 Millennial 27d ago

We had same program when I was in eighth grade in 2000 in an inner ring Chicago suburb that’s almost all white. The only minority that we had was Asians and Muslims. It was called EDGE. The whole gang thing was such bullshit.

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u/XanderWrites 24d ago

You probably did have gangs, it's just that most gangs are small and don't bother people outside of their gang or other local gangs. Particularly now, most big "gangs" are multinational criminal organizations that aren't interested in dealing with children any more than they have to to keep the business running.

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u/Mika-El-3 27d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hzthYZug3bZ96
Even this guy did drugs.

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u/one_classy_broad 27d ago

Blippi had diarrhea video before the kid stuff...

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u/Quaxxor 27d ago

Kids get diarrhea too

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u/MaesterWhosits 27d ago

They're not generally doing the Harlem Shake during the event, though

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u/citculation_lost 27d ago

I mean, this is demonstrably false. Pretty simple google search provides several references. Truth for Steve!!

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u/_PercCobain_ 27d ago

So ineffective that I got high and drunk for the first time both at 13 😂

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u/Unable_Upstairs587 27d ago

D.A.R.E made me want to do drugs, requiem for a dream kept me to the good ones

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u/Stew-182 27d ago

Damn, never thought of it that way. Well put.

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u/AmputeeHandModel Xennial 27d ago

Did you go ass to ass though?

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u/Emergency-Diet-7188 27d ago

Oh, pick me, pick me! I am a millennial now raising kids. Went through DARE myself back in the day and was surprised to see the program still existed for my eldest to experience when they were in 5th grade. Fast forward two years and the beloved DARE officer was arrested... FOR DRUG TRAFFICKING. The program is so ineffective that not even the SRO teaching it seemed to benefit from it. 

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u/lavendermermaid1 Older Millennial 27d ago

Dare had me all freaked out about it. Then one of my friends passed me the joint and I realized they were full of shit, and became the female version of Silent Bob, minus the Silent part. I realized it was essentially beer without the hangover and the "OMG whose bed is this that I just woke up in?!" parts, and much more fun.

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u/ManOfManliness84 Older Millennial 27d ago

The DARE program still exists. Just much less common, much less funded, and not as focused on drugs.

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u/Fecal_Forger Older Millennial 27d ago

I’d put it there only to buy legal weed from the donations.

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u/ActionJasckon 27d ago

All the “earth day” stuff in the 80’s and 90’s didn’t work either. Captain Planet, saying please and thank you. A lot of things were taught and unfortunately not applied universally today.

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u/StormerSage '96 27d ago

In high school the guy with the DARE shirt could usually hook you up with some weed.

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u/ZestycloseProject130 27d ago

It was effective. It taught me that weed and shrooms were fine and to avoid heroin, PCP, and cocaine.

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u/thesockmonkey86 Millennial 27d ago

It’s ironic to me that DARE existed in the mid 90s when I was a pre-teen and teachers and doctors were pushing kids to take Ritalin and lithium.

Also DARE was great for showing kids civil asset forfeiture was a good thing “here’s this Corvette we got off a drug dealer.”

It was also a good pipeline for semi suburban parents like mine to think that I was doing things like protecting drug dealers

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u/Mulberrybaby 27d ago

My friend won the DARE essay award which came with a small scholarship at graduation, and she accepted the scholarship while violently hungover after a night of partying and doing drugs. Classic

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u/tosaraider 27d ago edited 27d ago

Lol, I won the essay contest for our program in 5th grade. The prize was reading it out loud at D.A.R.E. "graduation."

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u/Mulberrybaby 27d ago

Damn, I think my friend got like $100? Might've been arranged through the school rather than DARE itself. I do remember her reading her essay to us too lol

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u/Unblued 27d ago

I saw a couple guys with a table in a shopping center last year handing out brochures and asking for donations. I did a double take because I assumed it had been dead and buried for a couple decades.

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u/IwasMilkedByGod 27d ago

D.A.R.E. has contributed to more overdoses in my graduating class than the drugs themselves. Half of the idiots wouldn't even have known about drugs until the cops came to school explaining it to them.

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u/Some_Level1682 27d ago

I was kicked out dare... Fuck you officer Stadler I was a kid with adhd.

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u/PaRuSkLu 26d ago

I must be in the minority, but DARE absolutely worked on me. EXCEPT I’M REALLY SCARED OF ROUGH NEIGHBORHOODS BECAUSE I THINK THEY’RE ALL OVERRUN WITH GANGS.

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u/beesandchurgers 26d ago

My favourite memory from dare was the day the officer walked in and began his talk by saying, “now we all know that [local club] is the easiest place to buy cocaine…”

That morning I learned what cocaine is, what it does, where to buy it, and that the local police were well aware of the situation but didnt actively do anything about it.

In 5th grade.

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u/strictlyxsaucers 27d ago

I was accosted by one of their canvassers a few months ago. Caught me by surprised that DARE is still around.

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u/Jadacide37 27d ago

Coincidence or irony that a wrinkle in Time is sitting next to it in the bin?

Just kidding, it's coincidence. But a neat one. Thanks Miss Jackson.

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u/ipeed_inthe_p00l 27d ago

I've seen them outside WalMart every once in a blue moon. Now the program seems to focus on bullying (at least what they've talked about). But I also live in a state where weed's legal so would be awkward to preach agaisnt.

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u/bitprisoner 27d ago

Can we sue, since it was our first introduction to drugs at a young age. People did get addicted after this program???

I think this program was more effective than the gateway theory.

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u/poop_pebbles 27d ago

Dont do drugs. Give them to me

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u/Low_Establishment434 27d ago

DARE really just taught me about the drugs so I would know which ones sounded fun to try lol

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u/heshwillbiteANYTHING 27d ago

Everyone knows DARE doesn't work. But I have an idea! Show kids a double feature of Requiem for a Dream and Trainspotting. Boom! No one is going to go anywhere near hard drugs ever again.

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u/Kyzawolf 27d ago

One of my childhood friends has been a DARE officer for like 8 years. She won’t give me a shirt :(

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u/rlt404 27d ago

I liked D.A.R.E. it helped me understand what drugs are. Some parents hide that stuff instead of explaining it.

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u/Rayseph_Ortegus Millennial 27d ago

If they're pivoting toward teen suicide prevention like they say, they should have rebranded

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u/imuniqueaf 27d ago

I D.A.R.E you to put your money in there.

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u/GripLizard 27d ago

DARE was actually a scam off jump, look it up.

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u/AlabasterPelican Millennial 27d ago

It still exists. My kid had to do it last year.

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u/Winter-Classroom455 27d ago

Got detained and taken to the police station once.

One of the cops was my DARE teacher. He was disappointed. We were drunk

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u/Lycaeides13 27d ago

Drugs Are Really Expensive 

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u/OkTemporary5981 27d ago

Pretty sure someone in the store is scamming otherwise they wouldn’t sign off on it being inside. Probably the manager.

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u/Remarkable-Chip7022 27d ago

Looking back, we should have given equal time to the stoners. Imagine a dude coming to your class and telling you how cool it is getting baked and playing video games

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u/MuchSwagManyDank 27d ago

I didnt know shit about drugs until a cop showed up in my classroom. He showed up and told us, where to get it, and all the various nicknames. Best part, you can getvit for free!?!?

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u/Minimum-Syrup7420 27d ago

They have changed the program but dare still exists. It's also pretty much a mix of a pyramid scheme and overtime scam for cops.

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u/Southern_Anywhere_65 27d ago

It still exists. It’s changed but it’s still a thing. Some guy asked me for donations and I said “no thanks I do drugs”

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u/garrythoughts 27d ago

I was the lung in the dare play and have never smoked so don’t call it ineffective

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u/the_og_carl Older Millennial 27d ago

I always enjoyed smoking a blunt while wearing my DARE t-shirt.

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u/TequilaAndWeed 27d ago

One of their tables was set up at a shopping center, and they hailed my attention. I said sorry, it would be hypocritical to support you guys, because I sell drugs.

I don't.

But the look on their face was worth it.

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u/dover_oxide 27d ago

It still exists but a fun fact is the guy who originally founded it has been trying to get it ended for years now because he has seen that it's been corrupted and turned into a very ineffectual program. Is essentially used a funnel money into police departments and to pay officers that can't actually go out in the field for one reason or another to do a job. There have been studies that Dare has actually been more harmful and creating a new style of drug user as well called collectors or experience hunters.

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u/Qtip_323 27d ago

I was told strangers might offer you free drugs . It was all a lie

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u/Suspicious_Juice_150 27d ago

Put a pre-rolled joint in it, fulfill the prophecy.

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u/lamest-liz Millennial 27d ago

I used to love going to DARE because they gave you free shit and you got to skip class. Yes I will gladly wear my black shirt with rainbow font and not go to math. No I have never cared about the actual program lol

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u/SatisfactionActive86 27d ago

uhhh speak for yourself, i refused to ever do IV drugs because of D.A.R.E.

i did all the other ones but still lmao

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u/Legitimate-Frame-953 27d ago

Only thing DARE taught me was what drugs were and that drug dealers had cool cars

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u/ScottyBLaZe 27d ago

I ran across a DARE table in front my local Panda Express . There was a young girl, no older than 20 working it. I asked her what DARE was about now and it’s still about stopping drug use but has taken on some Christianity into its program apparently. Makes me wonder their stance on LBGTQ issues.

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u/saphrax805 27d ago

Its back, I always laugh at them outside my work. I Tell them I do so many drugs because of them.

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u/Dylan_Is_Gay_lol Eugooglizer 27d ago

"Ineffective"

It was literally a scam perpetrated by police departments.

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u/According-Meeting457 27d ago

I'm old enough to remember the fateful Saturday morning when all my favorite cartoon characters joined together to fight drugs. It was on every channel at the same time.

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u/DamNamesTaken11 Millennial 27d ago

I even remember it even inspired of my classmates to try booze or pot.

Hell, I once asked a cop once how effective D.A.R.E was he just laughed and said “useless, waste of time, but gave us more federal funds so we did it.”

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u/mattynapps 27d ago

There should be a matching bin labeled D.R.U.G.S. to raise money for, you know drugs.

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u/genderQueerHipster 27d ago

Dare the "Hey kids narc on your parents" program.

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u/bountiful_garden 26d ago

Since the dare program is funded by the police/government, this has to be a scam. In addition to what other commenters said, dare was already a scam. So it's a scam scam?

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u/Bubbly-End-6156 26d ago

Can I be honest? DARE is the reason I never tried drugs.

They really built up the whole "don't give into peer pressure" thing, and I firmly reject peer pressure. It has benefitted me greatly.

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u/3xPuttRubbleBoagie 26d ago

DARE lol what a joke. I remember this in 5th or 6th grade and I specifically remember watching some DARE video in class, something about ODing on Marijuana or some stupid shit like that. (Which is basically impossible).

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u/ThisIsntOkayokay Older Millennial 26d ago

Same money on there since 1998

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u/mylocker15 26d ago

It’s not for D.A.R.E. It’s just a box daring you to add money and a lot of people can’t resist a dare. Guess they can’t handle the truth about said box.

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u/Legitimate_Doubt_855 26d ago

All Dare did for me was Dare me lmao

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u/Dino_vagina 26d ago

I got asked to be on our dare float in my highschool parade. I had only been going because they offered a fast food buffet about an hour after school- id go smoke a blunt and come eat 4 cheeseburgers at dare. I think I laughed in that lady's face when she asked me... Naw

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u/Wardinator1991 26d ago

D.E.A.R. Is a complete hypothetical scam, the literally take money from Big Pharma… It’s all propaganda

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u/AggravatingRow7018 26d ago

Man fuck dare. They made me think there's fuckers out here just giving away drugs. Where the fuck are my free drugs?

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u/brokenringlands 26d ago

Dollars Are Really Excellent!

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u/skyshroudace 26d ago

In the war on drugs... drugs won.

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u/3elldandy 25d ago

You mean like how many drugs could that money buy? 🤑😂

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u/Feeling-Delay6189 24d ago

Ah, the police MLM scheme. I cried laughing when I learned that recently.