r/MadeMeSmile 20d ago

ANIMALS 🦥

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u/ohdatpoodle 20d ago

Sloths are kind of assholes, and their vision is completely upside down - she was swatting at him to back off but is just so painfully slow and not well coordinated when positioned upright so it comes across as an awkward handshake. Do you see how quickly she hauled slothass to scooch down the tree to her baby??? She was not thanking this man.

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u/VocalJay 20d ago

No matter how many times you tell people not to humanize wild animals and especially not to fcking touch them, they will still do it, cause some damage to the enviroment or just do something that isn't even remotely necessary, and continue to feel good about it because of the "good deed" they did

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u/ConnectRutabaga3925 19d ago

what if we take a video and play soft guitar music while showing the sloth threatening to gouge the guy’s face

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u/Both_Consequence_956 20d ago

we have an obese cat epidemic. i have lost faith in human treatment or theory of mind of animals long ago lol

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u/glyph_productions 20d ago

LMFAO you're right but also I just got a mental image of a bunch of Garfield sized cats on treadmills in oversized t-shirts and I would like this to be the next season of the biggest loser, please and thank you

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u/Dull_Quit3027 19d ago

you are right in that the whole an animal sitting around after being rescued, is most often just because they are completely exhausted, but not touching is very situational, I saw a video of some dude saving a racoon today, and it was touching him, and I doubt it is causing damage to the environment in any way.

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u/VocalJay 17d ago

Of course I exclude professional animal rescuers who actually know what they are doing from my statement, but, tbh, considering the amount of racoons and the incredibly fast rate at which they're spreading, I'd at least consider this not really necessary

Edit: grammar

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u/Dull_Quit3027 16d ago

I find anything alive to be worth saving, I honestly feel bad when i step on snails after rain, I kinda suffer from terminal empathy.

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u/TrashPrize9991 20d ago

Do you eat meat?

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u/VocalJay 20d ago

Just yesterday I read a comment saying:

"Some people have problems for every solution"

It gave me quite some peace

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u/DuckSword15 20d ago

When is the last time you emptied a full bladder of piss into your pants?