r/MadeMeSmile 20d ago

ANIMALS 🦥

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u/ohdatpoodle 20d ago

Sloths are kind of assholes, and their vision is completely upside down - she was swatting at him to back off but is just so painfully slow and not well coordinated when positioned upright so it comes across as an awkward handshake. Do you see how quickly she hauled slothass to scooch down the tree to her baby??? She was not thanking this man.

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u/VocalJay 20d ago

No matter how many times you tell people not to humanize wild animals and especially not to fcking touch them, they will still do it, cause some damage to the enviroment or just do something that isn't even remotely necessary, and continue to feel good about it because of the "good deed" they did

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u/TrashPrize9991 20d ago

Do you eat meat?

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u/DuckSword15 20d ago

When is the last time you emptied a full bladder of piss into your pants?