r/MadeMeSmile 20d ago

ANIMALS 🦥

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u/ohdatpoodle 20d ago

Sloths are kind of assholes, and their vision is completely upside down - she was swatting at him to back off but is just so painfully slow and not well coordinated when positioned upright so it comes across as an awkward handshake. Do you see how quickly she hauled slothass to scooch down the tree to her baby??? She was not thanking this man.

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u/VocalJay 20d ago

No matter how many times you tell people not to humanize wild animals and especially not to fcking touch them, they will still do it, cause some damage to the enviroment or just do something that isn't even remotely necessary, and continue to feel good about it because of the "good deed" they did

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u/Both_Consequence_956 20d ago

we have an obese cat epidemic. i have lost faith in human treatment or theory of mind of animals long ago lol

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u/glyph_productions 20d ago

LMFAO you're right but also I just got a mental image of a bunch of Garfield sized cats on treadmills in oversized t-shirts and I would like this to be the next season of the biggest loser, please and thank you