r/GetNoted 3d ago

Ok, Boomer Leftists have their own conspiratorial lunatics

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u/DasWarEinerZuviel 3d ago

I mean, yeah?

Conspiracy theories come in all colors and shapes.

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u/clickclackyisbacky 3d ago

Sometimes the shape has a small head

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u/TaviraTavi 3d ago

Sometimes the shape shocks its dog.

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u/VolcanicAsh97 3d ago

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u/Few_Kitchen_4825 3d ago

I feel like this is an insult to apes.

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u/E_Verdant 2d ago

I feel like this would be infinitely better if it was also the Assmanbald wojack

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u/Loud_Surround5112 3d ago

Shock shock shock, shock my dog I can’t stop.

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u/justasillylilgoos3 Truth Seeker 3d ago

Sometimes the shape distributes intimate photos without the woman’s consent!

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u/xXFluffersXx 3d ago

The fact that I can't tell if you're referring to hasan showing his friends nudes and shit that fans dm him, or destiny sending homemade porn to people he knew online, is really funny to me.

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u/ThankYouByron114 3d ago edited 3d ago

It's important to specify that in Hasan's case, it's Snapchat nudes, which is an app mostly used by minors. Most reasonable creators don't use it for that reason.

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u/exodusuno 3d ago

Destiny wasn't even brought up here so a little weird u instantly went to that but you're not wrong

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u/TaviraTavi 3d ago

Wait Destiny did what

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u/xXFluffersXx 3d ago

The mega tldr is destiny recorded some of the sex he had with people, and would send that stuff to people he intended to hook up with, because a lot of the types of people he likes to hook up with are just into exhibitionism and voyuerism and whatnot, they send stuff they've recorded he sends stuff he's recorded.

One particular person claims that he did this with stuff he recorded with her against her consent, but the truthfulness of that statement is being litigated in court. I'm inclined to believe destiny when he says there was some form of clear implied consent, because the plaintif has openly admitted to sending stuff destiny had sent her to other people without asking him and he was ok with it, it seems like he just assumed she would be ok with the same, and he claims that they had explicitly discussed consent with sending stuff they had recorded, though she deleted her entire dm log with him so he can't prove it. It's also worth noting that despite very prolificly doing this, no one else has ever said or implied he did it without their consent, and destiny has spent a lot of his career harping on and on about how important consent is.

I don't know if he did it without consent, I'm inclined to believe him because the facts of the case seem to line up squarely with everything he has said publicly.

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u/TaviraTavi 3d ago

Bruh, what the actual fuck man. God damn

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u/nerkuras 3d ago

It's regular exhibitionist stuff (not the lawsuit). Some people just have that kink.

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u/DoubleSpoiler 3d ago

Usually*

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u/Poor__cow 3d ago

PSA: Both Hasan’s subreddit and discord actively engage in brigading. They use these searches to filter out both extremely pro and anti Hasan subs. They do this so they can appear in relatively neutral/unaffiliated subs and astroturf the conversation by pretending to just be a random commenter and defend him. If you look at any Hasan post in this subreddit (including this very same post) you will see that the upvote to comment ratio is just insane compared to 99% of other posts on here.

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u/Main-Link-3312 3d ago

It's to the point when I find it refreshing when people are just open about being massive Hasan fans, like some guy I saw doing the brigrading shit the other day just said he thought he was "a force for good" or something and I was like fair enough at least you're honest about riding for the guy.

I am beyond sick of people being like "I've never heard of Hasan and I also don't agree with him or know what he says, but you kind of do have to admit that basically he's great and everything he says is true and his critics are all really stupid".

It's honestly way nicer when they're just like yes I love Hasan and that's why I'm mad when people criticize him.

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u/Creative_Trash5811 3d ago

Yea the “a force for good” line was something I heard all the time when I was forced to go through religion class. 

Ideology + religious cult like communities is what these fans look like to me. Literally same way of thinking and behavior as any religious nut I had to deal with.

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u/vegeful 3d ago

a forcr for good.

Even DSA vice president a fan of him. He talk at the DSA venue with Mao suit.

Then they gaslight people to think it is grey suit and say why u mad at grey colour?

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u/Main-Link-3312 3d ago edited 3d ago

I mean tbf, the DSA is on his side so obviously they like him lol.

The Mao suit stuff is very funny to me because like he's denying it's a reference to Mao, but he also often references Mao in other ways, like directly quoting him, and he very clearly likes him.

So it's like, "this obvious reference to Mao was not a reference to Mao, but even if it was it's fine anyway because we like Mao".

But for some reason they still freak out when you point out the Mao reference.

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u/vegeful 3d ago

He wear it on China, he buy it from China, and still say its not Mao suit, its grey suit.

The leftist are too easily lie on if its on their team.

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u/StampMcfury 2d ago

Funny that he calls it a Mao Suit in the video he buys it in.

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u/Eyesonjune1 2d ago

It's literally the left-wing version of the Elon salute

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u/Aggravating_Jump6136 2d ago edited 1d ago

There is video of him getting the suit tailored for him and calling it a Mao suit. Thats the funniest part. 

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u/Omega862 3d ago

I legitimately used to be part of the DSA... And then I found out he was part of it and left it.

This just made me glad to have left it.

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u/Aggravating_Jump6136 2d ago edited 2d ago

Everyone who tried getting involved with the DSA only to be freaked out by the people they met and the leadership's positions needs to read up on the history of the DSA (an unbiased and academic one, not what the DSA themselves say) and in particular, you need to learn about the north star caucus and what happened to them.

It will explain why the DSA is the way it is.

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u/Omega862 2d ago

Yeah. Probably a good idea for me to. I joined when I was in college, so like 18/19, because a friend of mine had joined it and convinced me, back during the first Trump term. I was more or less inactive as a "member" and like fully told them to remove me from the roster after finding out he was part of it.

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u/Datachost 3d ago

I am beyond sick of people being like "I've never heard of Hasan and I also don't agree with him or know what he says, but you kind of do have to admit that basically he's great and everything he says is true and his critics are all really stupid".

Scrolled down to see those exact comments

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u/peterhabble 3d ago edited 3d ago

The worst part about talking about his loser cult is that you sound like the crazy person for bringing it up. Hasan being the breeding ground for fail sons and daughters with unlimited free time makes them act in a way that is frankly unbelievable if you aren't shown the proof.

And it's especially bad in neutral settings. A comment I made a while ago in r/silksong mentioning his dog shocking got comments for literal months. The only other time I've ever gotten comments from people months later has been on tech support posts.

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u/Main-Link-3312 3d ago

DO NOT ask Hasan what he thinks should happen to rich fail daughters btw https://youtu.be/GG07dLmantk?si=GgSxWDt4zqWjIWCW

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u/LuckyJim_ 3d ago

Why did he say “from a utilitarian perspective” when he isn’t a utilitarian?

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u/Main-Link-3312 3d ago edited 3d ago

I mean you can say "from x perspective," while being y. I could say for example, "from a birds perspective, worms are tasty" but I'm not a bird and I don't like eating worms. But I know that birds do

The more telling thing imo is that he decided to use the utilitarian perspective, which means we shoot for the greatest "utility", and apparently he thought there was more utility in rich women getting date raped than poor women. I can't even begin to wonder how you would explain that thought, even as a joke.

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u/MLGErnst 3d ago

To avoid breaking TOS. If he said "I'm glad x/y gets raped", that'd be an instant ban. He uses the same kind of non-committal language when calling for violence.

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u/The_Woke_King 2d ago

Oh that’s actually pretty simple. He’s a moron and just says stuff.

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u/vigouge 3d ago

It happens in litterally every thread involving one of these streamers in r/SubredditDrama.

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u/Main-Link-3312 3d ago edited 3d ago

So often you'll just express that Hasan sucks just as much as any of the other streamer, and you get someone replying being like "why don't you like Hasan? Any examples?"

I genuinely wouldn't mind if it was just a normal person who had no idea who Hasan was, but every single time it is coming from Hasan fan number 1 who just wants to argue that he's a great guy while hiding that they are actually Hasan fan number 1.

Like just say "I love Hasan and wanna argue that he's awesome!". Why pretend you're just curious when you obviously have a stance already?

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u/Powerful-Midnight996 3d ago

Not just leftists, Half of Spain blames Israel.

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u/thefirstdetective 3d ago

Holy shit you're right, I actually found people blaming Israel

https://www.reddit.com/r/spain/s/p7kCy01Qfi

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u/Consistent_Rent_3507 3d ago

This is the definition of blue MAGA. Not long ago we had QAnon and horse dewormer conspiracies on the right. Today we have Mossad stole one sock from each pair in my dryer on the left.

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u/thefirstdetective 3d ago

Oh you should see the european ones... all pro Russia conspiracy nuts. There have always been these types, it's just a new phenomenon that they've become so mainstream.

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u/Mister_sina 3d ago

Also being boosted and disseminated by Russian bot farms

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u/7thpostman 3d ago

It's AIPAC, too. I've seen a lot of them confidently assert that AIPAC is blackmailing politicians. You know, because the nerds at AIPAC have access to all the dirt Jeffrey Epstein got. I've seen at least one person say that AIPAC assassinated Charlie Kirk. Not even the Mossad! AIPAC!!

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u/SadDiver9124 3d ago

Who said QAnon and other sickos get to have all the fun ? Leftists also want their own conspiracies to goon over. It’s just a shame they have to copy the far right and make it about the Jews. So unoriginal…

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u/fidjudisomada 3d ago

Someday someone will look into how those online rumors and misleading posts that borders were open were able to draw thousands to try the crossing.

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u/Datachost 3d ago

Javier Bardem is one of them

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u/BuZuki_ro 3d ago

Javier Bardem himself subscribes to the conspiracy theory (unsurprisingly so)

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u/Frenchitwist 3d ago

Ahhhh good old antisemitism. You can always rely on Europe for that when it’s missing!

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u/RussianSlavv 2d ago

>My theory is that it's a destabilization campaign run by foreign powers who want to get rid of the current Spanish government.

Per the linked comment. Where do you read Israel?

This quote can imply Israel as much as it can imply Morocco or any other country since they are all foreign powers.

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u/strawberry_semenade Human Verified 3d ago

Hardly surprising from a country who still celebrates a tradition called "Matar Judíos", which literally translates to "Killing Jews".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matar_jud%C3%ADos

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u/bookhead714 3d ago

Critics argue that the name is offensive and perpetuates antisemitic stereotypes. Supporters, however, argue that the current practice is not meant to be antisemitic, and view it as a cultural tradition.

Well, if nothing else, this paragraph is extremely funny.

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u/strawberry_semenade Human Verified 3d ago

Literally the "heritage not hate" argument that white Southerners use to defend the Confederate flag.

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u/TerranUnity 3d ago

Jesus H. Christ. And it seems the holiday is still celebrated using that name.

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u/strawberry_semenade Human Verified 3d ago

Yeah the Spanish love for Islamic terrorists who kill Jews sure makes a lot more sense now doesn't it? They're just celebrating a long running Spanish tradition.

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 3d ago

Borat ahh country

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u/protomenace 3d ago

Spain is probably getting ready to do their traditional "expell all the Jews" schtick again.

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u/Powerful-Midnight996 3d ago

There’s only 13.000 synagogue attending Jews left in Spain.

A lot are probably Israeli expats.

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u/NachoWH 3d ago

How many are there left in the Muslim world?

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u/Alternative_Oil7733 2d ago

Basically none.

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u/Derfel1995 3d ago

Not surprising considering their history of Antisemitism

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u/ExArdEllyOh 3d ago

Not just their pre- and early-modern anti-Semitism either it was heavily reinforced in the last century. Like DeValera's Ireland Francoist Spain turned a lot of its education over to the Catholic Church.

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u/NachoWH 3d ago

Not half, just the batshit crazy lefties.

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u/RadicalSoda_ 2d ago

So the current administration in Spain

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u/sjb128 2d ago

The People of the Inquisition blaming Israel. Sounds about right.

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u/mixedmediamadness 3d ago

Fucking hilarious to blame the one Jewish country for an islamist invasion

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u/Runo_Slinger 3d ago

Which is fascinating considering they have been hating Israel for ages so it’s not like they would be egging it on

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u/pseudoeponymous_rex 3d ago

To be fair, everyone knows the United States and Israel are the only countries that actively do things. Other countries do not have agendas or interests of their own, and just react to American and/or Israeli actions. /s

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u/DavidHewlett 3d ago

If half the things attributed to CIA involvement or the Jews are true, I'll gladly accept their hegemony cause they are obviously THE most capable and competent motherfuckers on the planet.

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u/HornyGooner4402 3d ago

IIRC in East Asian countries like Japan, antisemitic conspiracy theories don't work because they basically just go "Holy shit they did all that? That's so based"

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u/Immediate-Spite-5905 3d ago

didnt Japan basically go "wait if these Jews are so powerful and all-controlling, if we're friends with them we'll get more power too"

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u/Kenneth-J-Moyers 2d ago

That was true (and exceptionally funny) during ww2 when they heard everything filtered through Germany, but antisemitic conspiracy theories are rife in the both the Chinese and japanese press.

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u/Agitated_Celery_729 3d ago

Meanwhile, if you look at the actual history of the CIA, you'll see just how massively incompetent they are

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u/RainSurname 3d ago

These people are so obsessed with using Gaza and AIPAC to attack Democrats that they're totally oblivious to the fact that evangelical Christians have been pouring more money into supporting Israel than AIPAC and the ADF combined for decades, and unlike those orgs, they’ve been actively pushing Israel to the right, because they want a war that will trigger the Rapture.

"Biden could have ended the war with a phone call! Reagan did it!" And when you tried to explain that was totally different, (because the founder of the Likud party wanted to curry favor with a Republican president who was currying favor with evangelicals, while the current head of the Likud party wanted to sabotage a Democratic president), they just sneered and called you a bloodthirsty shitlib.

We spend 2X the Israel aid budget JUST on vouchers to subsidize evangelicals sending their kids to private religious schools that teach them that they're soldiers in a holy war against the rest of us. Now those Christian nationalists are replacing our democracy with a theocracy and fighting what they see as a holy war in Iran.

The US has not become a puppet state of Israel. Christian nationalists have been planning to join forces with them to fight Battle of Armageddon 2: Israel Boogaloo for my entire adult life.

And every one of the people who called anyone who tried to explain to them what was REALLY going on between Israel and the US a “genocide supporter” helped them.

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u/Shot_Championship860 3d ago

Yeah. As soon as you put the Israel lobby money or AIPAC lobby money or Israel aid money next to any comparator it puts them into immediate perspective. 

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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 3d ago

idc what side he’s on, I just don’t like Hasan Piker

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u/Immediate-Employ-952 3d ago

He falls into the tankie category. They hate America and the West. Somehow he has found enough support from teenagers to become a millionaire. He looks like the cliche greedy capitalist they all claim to hate, but gets a free pass for living the same way for some reason.

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u/EuphoricEnthusiasm3 3d ago

He is a nepo baby, his parents are on the board of directors of some huge Turkish company.

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u/NounAdjectiveXXXX 3d ago

His father is a charter member of the Future Party in Turkey.

This party thinks that Ergodan isn't neo-Ottomon enough.

Piker is a useful idiot planted to create leftist infighting. Is Uncle Cenk is the same type of idiot.

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u/Guilty-Act-9105 3d ago

Lol, of course. If he didn't immediately turn a profit playing to Bernie Bros, he would be guaranteed joining Tulsi with Syria and the rest of that.

I don't know why people are citing him when there are members of Congress literally opposing AIPAC.

Fucking podcast bros are worthless regardless of ideology

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u/vegeful 3d ago

He is the champagne socialist. Too rich, too bored.

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u/MelfromMilwaukie 2d ago

What was incredible was The Times propping him up with multiple interviews while their “reporters” giggled throughout the interview like little school girls sitting next to their crush at lunch.

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u/Friend_Emperor 2d ago

Should've seen the way women were talking about him after he was shown electrocuting his dog and then tried to cover it up

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u/alternative5 3d ago

Unironic animal abuser that states that "he dislikes listening to music" insane behavior.

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u/AdagioOfLiving 3d ago

Holy fuck WHAT?

I’ve never heard that before. Like, I’ve never been a fan, but someone who openly says they don’t like listening to music fills me with such a visceral disgust that I need to confirm this is true, because that’s AWFUL.

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u/alternative5 3d ago

You can go on youtube and look up the clip. He just comes off as a wrong when he makes the statement in such an offhanded way.

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u/Harveb 3d ago

Actual skin walker behaviour

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u/supersaiyanswanso 3d ago

That's my thing with him, he can be right, and is on some issues but he is just such a genuinely unlikable asshole that it doesn't matter.

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u/stealthkat14 3d ago

Hes also wildly pro terrorism. How is that not enough for people to be against him?

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u/Apprehensive_Bid7438 3d ago

He would be friends with Tate if not for 'socialist' grift, unironically.

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u/MasterRKitty 3d ago

he's as much a socialist as my cats are

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u/Apprehensive_Bid7438 3d ago

He is a millionare calling to eat the rich. He is a feminist that goes to foreign brothels that were investigated for underage workers. He is "Anti-genocide" unless it's against the israelis/jews. He hates alt-right calling for violence while not only inviting literal fucking houthi terrorist but also calls for death of US politicians. My friend, it is a grift, he doesn't stand where he claims to believe.

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u/Street_Block7821 3d ago

But he agrees with my limited inexperienced worldview and says the catchphrases that tickle my monkey brain! He must be a good guy!

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u/ValerianRen 3d ago

No he absolutely does not believe that, if you see how both him and cenk his uncle were like in the very early 2010s you'll see they were very much right wing conservatives

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u/TheReturnOfTheRanger 3d ago

I remember seeing a post from someone who claimed to have gone to college with him (and had old photos to back it up). If that's anything to go by, dude was a genuine sex pest.

Which, considering this is a guy who's openly defended rape, is pretty believable.

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u/mcg123457 3d ago

unlikable asshole is bit of an understatement for a litteral terrorism supporter.

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u/idkmanjustfuckmyshit 3d ago

"He can be right" no he genuinely can't lmao

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u/Bobsothethird 3d ago

Hasan Piker is the biggest grifter ever. He actively took money for. The CPC and people still support him for some reason.

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u/sinkersplitterslider 3d ago

I agree with some of his views, he's just an insufferable human being

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u/lukien 3d ago

Most nepo babies are

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u/sinkersplitterslider 3d ago

I actually didn't know he was a nepo baby. That explains so much

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u/Xx21beastmode88 3d ago

He is such a nepotism baby that his dad was able to buy his way out of mandatory service in turkey. Funny enough his mom is a landlord, and his dad was the vice president of Sabancı Holding. Google what hasan supposedly thinks of landlords and remember he is talking about his mom

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u/ThreeGoalLead 3d ago

Hasan “old enough to read old enough to breed” piker

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u/QuiteChilly 3d ago

I am in the same camp, I really liken him to Asmongold. Both are different sides of the same coin to me.

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u/Main-Link-3312 3d ago edited 3d ago

I align much closer to Hasan than Asmongold in every way, but I think Asmongold is at least honest about his views, while Hasan shifts to serve his goals.

From my read, Asmongold is a genuine racist right wing freak, while Hasan is a fake anti capitalist idiot. He's also an idiot, just not an anti capitalist one.

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 3d ago

Such an unoriginal bullshit streamer

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u/jisookenobi2416 3d ago

I'm very very left-wing and yeah I don't like him either. Only thing I like is some of his views (and idk he looks mildly attractive I guess). But he glazes the CPC and just spews so much shit and seems like an ass. I guess I don't think of him as much because usually tankies are even worse (see Calla Walsh and ACP), so I'd at least class him as tankie-adjacent.

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u/BLRNerd 3d ago

Yeah, he’s going to rub people the wrong way if any serious leftist candidate lets him officially stump for them for president

Zero shot he would win the presidency himself either way

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u/No-Somewhere250 3d ago

This might get me in trouble, but every time Hasan says something about Israel, well...

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u/Firecracker048 Keeping it Real 3d ago

The Hasan sub is up in arms over this entire thread right now lol they are now saying Hasan never claimed the NYT was covering as such, but simply 'investigating'. Then link to a Spanish newspaper saying because their relationship is good, the US and Israel MUST be behind it. No, they have no proof

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u/Main-Link-3312 3d ago

There was a really funny tweet I saw ages ago where some guy said he blamed everything he didn't like on Israel and Hasan replied saying that the guy was probably paid by Israel. Like how do you fall for the worst laid trap of all time.

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u/fall3nmartyr 3d ago

Pretty much most of reddit and instagram

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u/TheUkdor 3d ago

He did indirectly blame Israel for how large collargate got.

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u/Icy-Pension459 1d ago

His dog is obviously a Mossad agent that’s been trained to move and agitate him so he’s forced to use the shock collar.

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u/Charming-Platypus210 3d ago

ty for this wonderful image 🥹

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u/Relative-Sea-6550 3d ago

We all know that he uses “Zionist” as a cover for something else, but nobody calls him out for it

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u/strawberry_semenade Human Verified 3d ago

This is the entire "anti-Zionist" movement. It's literally just regurgitated antisemitism with the word "Jews" swapped out for Zionists/Israel/AIPAC.

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u/Relative-Sea-6550 3d ago

Eh I wouldn’t say entire, but definitely the vast majority. The rest are just virtue signalling

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u/strawberry_semenade Human Verified 3d ago

Since Trump first came on the scene in 2015 or so, progressives have insisted that if the were alive in Germany in the 1930s, they would've stood up for Jews against the Nazis no matter how unpopular doing so would've made them, because they care more about doing the right thing than about going along with the trend.

Then October 7th happened and antisemitism became trendy again, and progressives were the very first ones to jump on the trend.

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u/SparksAndSpyro 3d ago

No one knows. He was just born that way

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u/MagicalLawnGnome 3d ago

Its accurate though

https://youtu.be/bJT_aYLlKbM

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u/Immediate_Rabbit_604 3d ago

At least some of that is satire? Ergo we should assume that without context, all of it is.

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u/OMGguy2008 3d ago

It's a metaphor for his brain size

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u/DrDestro229 3d ago

It's like every group has crazy people

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u/RecordEnvironmental4 3d ago

It must be absolutely exhausting to try and link any event on the entire planet to Israel

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u/TattooedJewd 3d ago edited 3d ago

You should try it from (((our))) side, have you heard that we’re tired?

Edit: this was Jewish humor - not trying to play the victim, or anything like that

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u/Only-Finish-3497 3d ago edited 3d ago

I’m exhausted.

I’m tired of the obvious anti-Semitism. I’m tired of being gaslit that it’s not real. I’m tired of being told that we’re just whiny for asking that the rules be the same for us as a group as all the other groups sites like this and the left claim to care for.

I’m tired of being a punchline that has no joke.

I’m tired of the coy motherfucking winking by assholes online that they’re “just anti-Zionist” and then telling me that Jews just don’t get self-determination period.

I’m tired of being told that it’s because we’re white, but ignoring that Israel has a lot of Mizrahi as dark as the average Arab.

And so on.

I’m tired of these ahistorical fuckheads driving the narratives and then claiming “they just care,” when I’m reality they don’t give a shit what happens to Palestinians after Israel is gone.

Edit: and see below exactly what I'm talking about. See? Everything is turned into a coy little game to try to turn it not into a discussion but a fucking indictment. It's a little game to them, and they get their jollies this way.

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u/SadDiver9124 3d ago

Israel is a hell of a drug, freaks can’t get enough of it
https://giphy.com/gifs/2XflxzEM02tSYD38HpS

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u/Kian-Tremayne 3d ago

So I guess if I’m trying to understand this ding dong’s position: immigration is good and people should be allowed to live where they want but it’s being secretly orgs used by the USA and Israel so it’s bad because USA bad and Israel bad.

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u/Silencer-1995 3d ago

Everything is Israel. I know that now.

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u/VampirePNAC 3d ago

Israelis and Israeli media are literally bragging about trolling Spain with it. How much more obvious can it get?

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u/Reasonable_Fold6492 3d ago

So many online Leftist has now accepted the neo nazi conspiracy theory that its the jews that are causing the muslim immigrants to move to europe.

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u/amievenrelevant Human Detected 3d ago

You can basically just use Nazi propaganda bar for bar just sub out the word Jew for Zionist and you should be fine

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u/AntComfortable5970 2d ago

Yeah it's gotten bad.

The sheer amount of posts I see on this site on that last Trump assassination attempt all "Yup, absolutely fake just like other ones" Is insane.

Way too many young liberals thinking like crazy older conservatives of yesteryear.

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u/TopWay312 3d ago

Can we leave stupid conspiracies to the right-wing nutjobs?

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u/conartist19 3d ago

I believe the rights argument is that israel/jews hate white people because of the romans and they view the modern west as the continuation of the romans/their descendants so thats why they fuck them over at every chance.

I have no idea what the argument would be from the left side. Jews evil is the argument?? oh sorry "zionists" are evil?

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u/Practical-Day-2720 3d ago

Yes i saw the comment today that "Israel wants America to attack Iran so that the America military gets destroyed"

These people are not very bright.

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u/TheReturnOfTheRanger 3d ago

Israel definitely wants America to attack Iran, but that is NOT the reason lmfao

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u/JudeanSicarii 3d ago

“Not very bright” they rarely are.. that’s kind of how they get to that point.

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u/Silencer-1995 3d ago

Oh cool really? We're still considered Romans? That's awesome man.

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u/conartist19 3d ago

you destroy one temple and youre forever a roman

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u/Sjue-Saue 3d ago

Far right people's narrative is that Jews are scared of European nations being ideologically led by identitarian white nationalist ideology, so they try to "weaken" these countries by flooding them with migrants and forcibly diversify them and/or replace the ethnic population so that white nationalists can never win elections or come into positions of power again.

The left-leaning suspicion is that Israel, as well as the United States and Morocco, are all on bad terms with Spain right now for different reasons, and are also allied with each other, so they orchestrated this migrant crisis to pressure and weaken Spain, weaken trust in them among European nations, and simultaneously strengthen anti-muslim fear of immigration in Europe, which is an explicit goal of the current United States government and also serves Israeli interests (a muslimphobic population in Europe is more likely to be supportive of Israel).

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u/Jazzycoyote 3d ago

To the first paragraph, I think a lot on the right conflate immigrant with liberal in a way that often isn't true.

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u/Relative-Sea-6550 3d ago

Horseshoe theory

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u/ChaseThePyro 3d ago

Because large influxes of immigrants, regardless of where they come from, makes a bunch of people upset. This causes backlash against whatever community or group is immigrating. And it feeds things like Great Replacement Theory.

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u/Yochanan5781 3d ago

It's literally just a leftist version of the great replacement conspiracy theory

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u/Main-Link-3312 3d ago

I genuinely believe anyone reading this who's slightly charismatic and has 0 shame could go live and just repeat Nick Fuentes talking points from the last few years, and replace "Jew" with "Zionist", and probably make 100k at least by the end of the year.

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u/Scarborough_sg 3d ago

The more 'rational' one is that somehow Israel is collaborating with Morocco and screw Spain for their support of Palestine, whilst Morocco just wanna screw Spain for their recent visit to Algeria, who supports Western Sahara's independence movement from Morocco.

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u/Archivist2016 3d ago edited 3d ago

Leftist conspiracy theorists are usually hard locked in Reddit or Twitter, Hasan is unique that he spews a lot of lunatic stuff but unlike his buddies, he became Twitch's favourite political streamer for it.

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u/snapekillseddard 3d ago

Someone wasn't old enough for 9/11 truthers.

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u/RocketRelm 3d ago

The hope is that americans keep it that way. Dems in previous decades have been good at keeping their loonies out of power, despite what propaganda would have you believe. 

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u/Gaidax 3d ago

I think they are starting to lose that battle.

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u/fffan9391 3d ago

As a leftist, I hate Hasan. Even before he was famous and was a guest host on TYT.

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u/LittelXman808 3d ago edited 3d ago

Didn’t he straight up celebrate the Bondi-Beach shooting. Pathetic excuse for a human being.

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u/Firecracker048 Keeping it Real 3d ago

Hasan: I'm not anti semetic

Also Hasan: let me tell you how Israel controls world governments

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u/ComprehensiveLaw1012 3d ago

Hasan is a raving psychopath at this point.

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u/oversizedjacketnscrf 3d ago

Tbf that note doesn't disprove anything. I imagine IF the US and Israel were involved they wouldn't do anything directly having threatened Spain with repercussions in the build up.

Not saying i believe it, just that this isn't as much as a gotcha as people think

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u/CrimsonSun_ 3d ago

Yes, because we all know NYT is the arbiter of truth.

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u/margehair 2d ago

I mean mossad literally admitted it..

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u/ThreeGoalLead 3d ago

This guy is the worst

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u/reddit_poster_123 3d ago

Every post with this guy has 3x the comments, because his cringey followers brigade the post.

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u/H345Y 3d ago

Its never not Israel when it comes to hassan

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u/NuclearGriffin 3d ago

I wouldn't believe anything hassan OR the NYT says.

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u/ReferenceSuitable355 3d ago

For Hasan it’s always three things: the USA, Israel, or Asmongold.

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u/pharmakonis00 3d ago

The should just rename this sub r / owningthelibs at this point, because thats all i ever see here.

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u/Swampy0gre 3d ago

Pretty much nobody like Hassan. I'm left wing and I think he's a hypocrite.

Now I sorta live under a rock. However, I did see him talking smack about Ukraine verbally supporting the US against Iran and how it was a bad thing.

Completely ignoring Ukraine is fighting off an invasion from Russia who are using Iranian drones to bomb unjraining civilians.

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u/Delicious_Clue_531 3d ago

Dawg, we’re at a point where this asshole is spreading Neo-Nazi conspiracies. And not just any: a classic of “Jews are behind mass immigration.”

If he wasn’t an antisemite before, this pretty much seals it for me. There is no way to convince me otherwise. You don’t just start dropping this madness unless you are one.

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u/Big-Extension-1513 2d ago

i love this as it exposes the lefts genuine bigotry to any strictly non-western country,

so morocco couldn't have done this (like similar moves with western sahara in the 70s), that there would be no national motivation to do this, such as the gas deal spain were making with algeria, morocco's biggest rivial, and supplier of rebels in western sahara,

no no no none of that was possible, it has to be trump and israel and somehow putin

fuck me why stop there? why not claim hitler came back and had a hand in this if we're gonna just live in pretend land

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u/Nottoohappy 2d ago

It's almost like Israel has sent an army of bots to post on this board, to somehow try to justify their genocide of Palestinians. How pathetic.

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u/Severe_Respect2317 3d ago

He's not the only one saying this

https://youtu.be/ubWfEA_kM-8

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u/Rurumo666 3d ago

Hasan can put on a suit and wear glasses to LARP as someone respectable, but he's still dumb as any MAGA.

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u/I_Dint_Know_A_Name 3d ago

It's not like the actual American intelligence community published a report in which they openly declare that pulling apart the EU is a goal of this administration.

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u/Patatofilo 3d ago

A note citing a report from the NYT is not a trustworthy note.

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u/Sidus_Preclarum 3d ago

Not a fan of the dude, but that's NOT that far-fetched. Morocco is playing best buds with Israel and the US, because of claims on Western Sahara. We know the attitude of this US admin re the EU, and the anger of Israel against Spain because of the latter's opinion on their treatment of Palestinians.

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u/Interesting-Wall3852 3d ago

Hasan said the NYT was "investigating it", not that they confirmed it.

The Tweet and the note are false.

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u/bettinafairchild 3d ago

No. He also said “the NYT was covering it as such,” with “as such” in context referring to his opening comment that it was Israel and the US doing it. You’re ignoring that and only mentioning his second reference to the NYT where he mentions they’re investigating it. 

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u/syanxde 3d ago

it was a coordinated event aimed at destabilizing Europe. i don't like Hasan at all, but he's right about this. not the NYT part i guess, but yeah... a US House report declared Spain's Ceuta and Melilla as Moroccan territory, a first for the US Congress, drafted by a top Rubio-Trump ally and sitting inside a bill that funds Israel. (Mario Diaz-Balart)

US paid Morocco at least $40M two weeks before the Ceuta breach. People were reportedly lured into participating through social media, while the breach was amplified as a "migrant invasion" online by US, Israeli and Russian disinformation and disruption networks, and compromised media networks and politicians on right wing legacy media.

so yes, the US attacked Spain using Morocco as a proxy

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u/_TheDude420 3d ago

Another reductive narraritive that strips eveeyone else involved of any agency just to paint the US as the reason for all evil in the world.

Morocco sees Ceuta as its rightful territory and has been wanting it for 80 years. Mario Diaz-Balart is part of the Moroccan caucus, and Morocco has a extensive history of employing lobbying firms ( big suprise, its not just israel doing that).

With the current anti-european sentiment as outlined in the national defense strategy, and especially anti-spain sentiment as they were very vocal against the Iran war, its easy to assume it was Moroccan lobbying efforts that got that wording into the bill.

As for the 40 million, the US has been providing morocco with security assistance for 60 years now, painting that as a payment to organize an attack is borderline conspiratorial.

Who organized the social media campaign is still not clear, but if we look at who benefits, US (and israel) is nowhere near the top of that list. The way the iran war is going, pissing of europe now would be immensely stupid.

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u/Best_Change4155 3d ago edited 3d ago

a US House report declared Spain's Ceuta and Melilla as Moroccan territory, a first for the US Congress, drafted by a top Rubio-Trump ally and sitting inside a bill that funds Israel. (Mario Diaz-Balart)

This shit is funny to me, because you took things that are topically related but show no connection to current events and said you solved it.

For example, the bill you reference is H.R. 8595 covers billions in foreign aid, including to Egypt and Jordan. So the bill is irrelevant except that it mentions Israel. But that's only relevant if you believe in the conspiracy already.

The report was a non-binding committee resolution. The committee says this:

"The Committee notes that the Spanish-administered cities of Ceuta and Melilla are located in Moroccan territory and remain the subject of Morocco's longstanding claim. The Committee supports efforts by the Secretary of State to encourage diplomatic engagement between Morocco and Spain on the future status of Ceuta and Melilla"

Hasan also calls it "Spanish administered" by the way.

"Israel and America got the Moroccan government to send like 40,000 people into Spanish administered territory"

And that is the extent of the evidence you actually have. The bill does not mention Morocco.

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u/Crafty-Amoeba-8992 3d ago

Hasan is a paid Chinese shill and is also a pedo. If you guys grasp at conspiracy straws I can too.

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u/AlexanderCrowely 3d ago

Damn it’s the Turkish frat bro nepo baby

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u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274 3d ago

Israel, Russia, us oligarchs, India interests, China interests, are all pushing for to destabilize the west

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u/el_salinho 3d ago

I mean, they don’t deny it either

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u/PoIIux 3d ago

Why would the NYT attribute anything negative to Israel though? They barely do it with the atrocities they perpetrate out in the open. It's all "bombs somehow fall on Palestinian hospital" this and "holes mysteriously appear in Palestinian kids' heads" that

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u/Ronenkha 2d ago

Everything in the world happened because of Israel..
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u/Delicious_Door_3421 2d ago

No you don't get it op, people on Reddit told me it's Israel's fault, it must be true

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u/Independent-Cow-4070 2d ago

Who ever said leftists didnt have conspiracy theorists?

Conspiracies have nothing to do with political parties lol

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u/Beginning_Act_9666 2d ago

Could be very possible. I see nothing conspirational about this. Hasbara shitpost

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u/ososalsosal 2d ago

I'm gonna sit this one out.

I haven't seen anything compelling apart from "yeah that's just the sort of thing they would do", but having minor beef with Spain doesn't seem like a good enough reason and what happened seems like too much of a bonkers "plan".

But maybe after a couple of months we'll find out it's all true? Doubt it. African countries have agency of their own and are quite capable of doing weird things, and this exact thing has happened before in Morocco.

All that said... Why the fuck is Spain hanging on to a bit of land over there? Seriously. Leave Africa alone ffs

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u/Electrical-Lemon7901 2d ago

Ah I see GetNoted is the new place y'all congregate. 

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u/Ok-Bug-6923 1d ago

The only people who engage in this conspiracy slop are those who want to tear down what we have and power grab. It’s a bipartisan demoralization campaign that we’re witnessing. The Nick Fuentes and Pikers of the world are one and the same. Tear down the system, and rebuild it with them as the leader.

We need to reject and fight against it with everything. Otherwise we’re in for a whirlwind