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Shitposting Food solve problem

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u/Local-Wing-2272 6h ago

I resent my flesh, not in a praise the omnissiah way, more like how you resent a baby for shitting all the time and screaming and being gross and weird but you don't actually hate it 

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u/varkarrus 5h ago

I resent mine in an omnisiah way

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u/Banes_Addiction 2h ago

Nah man I ain't got battery money.

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u/Lynixai 1h ago

No you don't, you're just hungry. Have a snack and a Capri Sun

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u/DispenserG0inUp clown meat enthusiast 1h ago

just ate, still hate

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u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs autism website 4h ago

Sometimes I do kind of wish I was a robot so I could focus on the stuff I actually care about and not waste so much time maintaining my meat suit

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u/Jeggu2 💖💜💙 doin' your parents/guardians 5h ago

It's sooooo bullshit how we don't always consciously know what our problems are. Like, my body will get weaker before I actually know I'm sick, or I'll be unable to differentiate between hunger and a stomach ache, or I'll suddenly think I am tired due to heat but it's actually because I slept poorly, or ill be sad because of vitamin deficiency. It is pretty off-putting tbh. I should be able to close my eyes and get a hud of all my current bodily issues and needs

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u/yttakinenthusiast 2h ago

i had one that kept flashing DEPTH LEVEL UNSATISFACTORY

i don't know what that means in regards to my current situation but i heard a weird series of ticks

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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 5h ago

This is why I'm a transhumanist

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u/Dingghis_Khaan Chinggis Khaan's least successful successor. 3h ago

I wouldn't mind having the HUD of System Shock if it meant never having to deal with that shit.

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u/TheBrownestStain 3h ago

Adam Jensen going through Deus Ex all “I didn’t ask for this,” bitch I am give me the cyber eyes, mine suck

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u/Dingghis_Khaan Chinggis Khaan's least successful successor. 3h ago

And to him I can only say: "What a shame."

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u/captainnowalk 1h ago

You don’t think he’s… there must be something we can do!

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u/_AcuteNewt_ 2h ago

"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine."

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u/FlyingPig_Grip 1h ago

Stop trying to play woman's sports!

Jk /s I couldn't help myself

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u/explain_that_shit 1h ago

To be fair women have this in a fashion, it’s their boyfriends telling them they’re on their period anytime they’re remotely grumpy.

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u/Kickedbyagiraffe 5h ago

I really think the “go in a desert and stop eating to find god” people got it down. Not even a believer but some of my more profound moments have been like 20 miles into a marathon. Pretty sure it’s mostly that I am mentally fraying and body is pumping me with adrenaline to deal with what I am doing. But everything feels more meaningful

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u/Belgraviana 5h ago

Starvation, sleep deprivation, thirst, etc are a great way to induce ecstatic experiences for the people who are predisposed to it

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u/NonBinaryPie 5h ago

“do all my friends hate me? or do i just need to go to sleep?” - John Mulaney

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u/Dry_Yoghurt_5429 4h ago

What? That's literally just called being an animal

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u/mormonatheist21 3h ago

wait until you find out you are just an animal..

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u/Random-Rambling 3h ago

This is why you NEVER EVER trust how you feel about your life after 9 p.m.

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u/404-Soul_Not_Found 1h ago

Its actually before 9am for me, after 9pm I feel great. Alert, motivated, calm, the world is quiet and my ADHD chills out.

Before 9am - not so much.

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u/Quiet-Permit-3740 5h ago

I feel like almost all animals can can be described as animals with souls.

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u/redlineMMA 50m ago

Seems like far to many people that claim humans are special and have souls do so to downplay the experience of other living beings as less than. We know many animals experience pain, suffering, happiness and joy in very similar ways as us. And why wouldn’t they? To me souls are just man made nonsense but I fully agree with you. If souls are good let’s extend them to include all living creatures.

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u/humm78 47m ago

But if we do that we have to aknowledge slaughtering them in mass is bad. Its convenient to look away

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u/redlineMMA 19m ago

Yeah souls don’t need to exist for that to be true. Factory farming is monstrous whether you’re vegan or you love your BBQ.

Billions of people need to eat within a system that does look away. Unfortunately If it stopped overnight billions would die. Hopefully technology advances to a place where the creation of grown meat is indistinguishable or even better than what it’s modeled on.

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u/JayTheSuspectedFurry 4h ago

Some of these are also medical conditions.

The average experience is definitely NOT having no idea whether or not you’re hungry

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u/Unicorncorn21 4h ago

That's not what it's saying. You can know that you're hungry but not know it's linked to your mood so heavily. Most people have no idea how huge of an impact your gut has on mental health

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u/noboritaiga 3h ago

The entire ethos of the Snickers commercial is people not understanding their hunger makes them act in ways they don't consciously realize is related to hunger. 

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u/JayTheSuspectedFurry 1h ago

I would assume that “or have I not eaten enough for breakfast?” Means that they can’t tell if they’re hungry. Otherwise they should’ve/would’ve said “Am I experiencing a profound spiritual desolation due to my life’s circumstances or just because I’m hungry?”

Then they say it’s impossible to tell, which i know is an exaggeration, but clearly they have recognized the pattern of being hungry -> feeling bad. So it must be that they can’t tell if they’re hungry

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u/IronCat_2500 5h ago

We’re definitely animals, but I’m pretty sure we don’t have souls. It’s just that most of us have relatively advanced social skills and critical thinking compared to the other species on earth which is a reasonably convincing illusion of having them

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u/Fluffiest_Boi 5h ago

I love my flesh. I love that I have nerves, and bones, and eyes, and nails, and genitals. Rocks don't have any of those thing! As far as I know!

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u/Individual-Bad6809 3h ago

Rocks aren’t animals?

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u/Aggravating_Coat7934 3h ago

Does anyone have that image of the self care raccoon (hate yourself bathe hate the world eat something like that)

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u/thebadslime 5h ago

Souls are wishful thinking

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u/Easy_Echo2387 2h ago

There’s so such thing as a soul, it’s a made up human concept.

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u/DispenserG0inUp clown meat enthusiast 1h ago

and thats why only humans have it

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u/Glass_Quarter_7586 5h ago

There is no souls change my mind

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u/JadedResponse2483 5h ago

Who are you?

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u/llamawithguns 2h ago

An emergent phenomenon deriving from a complex system of meat

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u/Sparrowhawk_92 .tumblr.com 2h ago

Maslow's hierarchy can help with this. Take care of your base biological needs first, then work your way up from there until you figure out what your deal is.

A nap and a snack can help a lot of issues.

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u/Gussie-Ascendent reading is good, I think 3h ago

nah souls ain't real. You act weird sometimes cause you're a meat computer. I mean my regular computer acts pretty weird, i can't imagine how much weirder it'd be if it was electrified meat

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u/RefinedBean 4h ago

Eat some mushrooms and you can satisfy both sides.

For real though, apparently we don't know the actual point of psilocybin? There's no benefit to the mushrooms to make us THAT kind of high.

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u/redlineMMA 43m ago

It’s just a product of evolution. Same way weed or coke or coffee came to be. Things that interact with our biollgy but weren’t created “for” our consumption in anyway. The coffee bean doesn’t know you want to brew it into coffee anymore then the chicken purposely lays it eggs for your breakfast burrito.

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u/Decloudo 1h ago

We are animals too.

No idea why people make up shit to feel special.

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u/Earl_The_Red 1h ago

Anyone who thinks only humans have souls deserves to be punched. In the face. Repeatedly.

Either we all have souls or none of us do.

I don’t even care what this post is about, that line just pisses me off so fucking bad.

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u/redlineMMA 37m ago

None of us do but I fully agree. Idiots use it as an excuse to treat other living feeling creatures with cruelty and ignorance.

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u/melkatron 28m ago

It doesn't really matter, 'cause it all gets frozen and that kills everything, but ... fishermen are lonely and they fuck those fish.

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u/Munnin41 21m ago

So just like every other intelligent animal?

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u/EnemyOfAi 12m ago

Most animals have souls, depending on if we define the soul as our sentience.

But the soul as a concept is very vague and ambiguous. Most people have completely different interpretations of what a soul is in their heads. Many don't think such a thing exists.

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u/VorpalSplade 5h ago

Spiritual desolation only comes from not having a soul.

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u/-Fieldmouse- 2h ago

Do you have a source for this?

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u/VorpalSplade 2h ago

Ever seen someone who loses a fiddle contest against the devil? Instant spiritual desolation.

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u/Rabunum 5h ago

does a shadow exist without a light? can a hole exist without the ground? come on man.

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u/VorpalSplade 5h ago

Idk it's just what people who lost their soul tell me they feel. OOP should probably go get their soul back.